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[anailater]

Wait... Did I just, do magic?!?
"YESSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Pink hammer of manliness, hit the pedestal with your might.

[Harry Baldman]

Inside a blacksmith's shop...

Tom looks around for anything metallic, anything at all.

[Search roll: 2]

Nope, still nothing. Time for another fiery purge, he guesses! He attempts to spill some coals out of the forge. He is disappointed to find that there are none, the forge being magically operated. This just isn't his day, is it? He heads outside and considers his next move.


Inside a mysteriously magical cul-de-sac...

Luke attempts to control his great glob of pink power and make it strike things! Most notably the pedestal!

[Pink magic roll: 4-1]

The pink cloud-like thing bumps into the pedestal, not managing to move it by even an inch. Dang!

[Spinal_Taper]

"Sounds awesome, as long as Bill Murray doesn't show up, whoever he is."
Go for it!

[anailater]

Theirs definitely movement, just harder..
Hit it harder!

[Harry Baldman]

In the streets of Emlocke...

Darren has to admit that the idea sounds appealing to him. But there is one concern. A mysterious concern, to be sure, but a concern nonetheless.

"Sounds awesome, as long as Bill Murray doesn't show up, whoever he is."

The band members look at each other questioningly, then all shrug as one.

"We don't know who that guy is. Is he a wizard?"

"I've had the peculiar feeling that he has something to do with time travel, but I'm not sure."

"Well, time travel is pretty rare. Odds are, he's already done everything he ever wanted done, anyway. Time travel's strange that way. And rare. So odds are against you two ever meeting if it hasn't happened already."

Darren sort of shrugs with acceptance and they move out toward a two-story house near the main square of the town.

[House lack of security roll: 1]

It looks to have steel shutters locked from the inside as well as reinforced walls. Whatever this house is all about, it is obviously well-protected.

"Spooky dude, do your magical thing! Find who lives there and make 'em leave. Preferably through the door," the band leader says.


Inside a miniature magical cul-de-sac...

Luke realizes that all he needs for this scheme of his to work is the classic solution - more power!

[Pink magic roll: 3-1]

The pink cloud refuses to move any more now, however. It does not seem to like Luke commanding it. It views Luke as a bit inferior, to be honest.

[anailater]

Sorry pink cloud, can you do it pleeeaseeeee?
This is incredibly demeaning.

[Onyxjew944]

Check nearby houses for small metallic things. Or weapons. Or explosives.

[Harry Baldman]

In a mysterious magical cul-de-sac...

Luke, lacking good alternatives, pleads with the cloud to help him!

[Pink magic roll: 6-1]

~Sorry, pink cloud, can you do it, pleeease? Please be so kind, Mr. Cloud! If you don't, I'll... I'll... I'll cry! Yeah, I'll cry!~

Tiny droplets of pink liquid start to condense on Luke's surface. The cloud quivers at the sight of them!

~Oh, all right, I'll do it. I'll knock this pedestal over. Please, don't cry. I will help!~

The cloud knocks the pedestal over with the greatest of ease, making the Artifact of Tendency land on the ground! Luke is not entirely surprised when a pink puddle starts to form under it. He is even less surprised when the puddle starts to spread and reveals itself to not be a puddle at all. Rather, it is the ground itself that is turning pink. And it is doing so at a rapid rate.


In the streets of Emlocke...

Rolling past the confused Mark, Tom goes up to a nearby building.

[Building lack of security roll: 3]

The door is unfortunately locked. Hm. That is rather distressing.

[anailater]

"Um, I may have caused an apocalypse, i should either run or jump into the middle of the pinkness and risk my eternal un-life to save the universe! running seems good."
To the voice, tell them about magic, knocking the pedestal down and possible doom.

[Onyxjew944]

Knock the door down. Repeat my search.

[Harry Baldman]

In a mysteriously magical cul-de-sac...

Alarmed by what he believes to be an apocalypse, Luke quickly rolls back to Building Three and speaks to the voice!

~I did pink magic! And there was this cloud, and I made it knock over the pyramid, and then the pyramid hit the ground, and then this pink apocalypse scenario began!~

It did? Fantastic! That's just what I wanted you to do. And you seem to have done some pink manipulation and not died. All in all, a bang-up job.

~We might all die!~

Well, I won't die. I don't have a physical form.

~But what about me?~

Eh, I dunno. I suppose something will happen to you. Beyond the scope of my control or my basic Pink empathy, I'm afraid. We've had some good times, you and I. But I'm afraid we'll have to part ways soon.


In the streets of Emlocke...

Tom realizes that this door is an obstacle. And obstacles are most efficiently removed in two ways - brute force or excessive use of fire. And since he needs loot, he will have to settle for brute force.

[Demolition roll: 2+1-1]

He knocks on the door. Nobody answers. Oh well. Guess he had better leave, then.

[anailater]

"Have I been used! I DO NOT LIKE BEING USED!"
Pink magic time, Give myself a humanoid body, give pink voice a form, and try to stop the pink apocalypse, Pink magic will save or destroy the day!

[killerhellhound]

mark seeing the pyro rolling around set his leg then hack off any limbs that the pyro had

[Onyxjew944]

mark seeing the pyro rolling around set his leg then hack off any limbs that the pyro had

Despite this being another murder attempt, this is all I can think of when you call me that.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Pinkie Pyro is best psychopath.

Set nearby random murderous undead aflame.

[Gamerlord]

Go help Mark with shit.