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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563003 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3090 on: February 16, 2013, 09:43:43 am »

In a destroyed town...

Tom attempts to roll to some other place. After all, as long as he can roll, he can do anything!

[Movement roll: 6-1]

He starts to roll away and rolls along the road hopefully leading to some other town. He rolls and he rolls, and in about two hours he has reached his destination!

This town is also destroyed. Crap.

Well, not entirely destroyed, actually - there is a gray stone tower looming above the ruins. It looks pretty menacing and suspicious, considering the situation.


Near a man made of leather...

Yorinnsud realizes that, though the leather man is faster and probably stronger than either Mark or her, he doesn't have one thing - teamwork! She sneaks up to the man and tries to pin him down!

[Grappling: Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 6+2 vs. 3+2-1]

She runs up to the leather man and lifts him off the ground, two arms gripping each limb as Mark lets loose a stabbing and slashing assault!

[Mark vs. Leather Man: 2+2 vs. 3+2-2]

The leather man, surprisingly enough, manages to twist and move enough for Mark only to manage a glancing slash!

[Grappling: Leather Man vs. Yorinnsud: 2+1 vs. 4+2]

He doesn't manage to pull himself out of Yorinnsud's grip! If anything, Yorinnsud only gets a better grip on him!

[Mark vs. Leather Man: 5+2 vs. 1+2-2]

Yorinnsud stretches the leather man out and lets him have it! Mark starts to slice and slice, reducing the leather man into a large set of leather scraps in a matter of minutes! How's that for teamwork?
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3091 on: February 16, 2013, 09:46:01 am »

murder the leather man (we need his leather skin for wings!!).
(and I believe I have just got a god to like me :D :D )
((Now work on getting the rest of them to do so. Then you can sneak me into heaven and we can murder them and graft their parts to me...))
how can you come up with this meny crazy idiot ideas that I love and agree with
add the skin to Gamerlords wings
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3092 on: February 16, 2013, 09:46:58 am »

murder the leather man (we need his leather skin for wings!!).
(and I believe I have just got a god to like me :D :D )
((Now work on getting the rest of them to do so. Then you can sneak me into heaven and we can murder them and graft their parts to me...))
how can you come up with this meny crazy idiot ideas that I love and agree with
time to make some wings for gamerlord
I can't believe that trying to pin him worked. Right, time for those wings.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3093 on: February 16, 2013, 09:48:43 am »

murder the leather man (we need his leather skin for wings!!).
(and I believe I have just got a god to like me :D :D )
((Now work on getting the rest of them to do so. Then you can sneak me into heaven and we can murder them and graft their parts to me...))
how can you come up with this meny crazy idiot ideas that I love and agree with
time to make some wings for gamerlord
I can't believe that trying to pin him worked. Right, time for those wings.
teamwork for the win *brofist*
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3094 on: February 16, 2013, 09:52:05 am »

Yep, the universe is definetly trying to kill me.
"Three questions, one where am I, Two what the hell have you done to me and why and three WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?"
Shouting to the room, stay where I am.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3095 on: February 16, 2013, 09:52:59 am »

murder the leather man (we need his leather skin for wings!!).
(and I believe I have just got a god to like me :D :D )
((Now work on getting the rest of them to do so. Then you can sneak me into heaven and we can murder them and graft their parts to me...))
how can you come up with this meny crazy idiot ideas that I love and agree with
time to make some wings for gamerlord
I can't believe that trying to pin him worked. Right, time for those wings.
teamwork for the win *brofist*
*brofist*

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3096 on: February 16, 2013, 10:03:25 am »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Having defeated the man of leather, Yorinnsud lets Mark try to work on her wings a bit!

[Mark crafting roll: 1]

Mark lifts a piece of leather and carefully studies it. Something's not right with it. It keeps trying to wrap around his fingers and pull at them.

[Mark judgment roll: ?]

Eh, it's probably good enough for some wings. He sews a whole lot of it together and attaches it to Yorinnsud's skeletal wing frames, then takes a look at the result.

The result being a pair of wildly flapping wings that seem to be trying to fly on their own.

[Wing flight roll: 2]

They don't manage any liftoff, but they seem to be trying very hard to get somewhere.


In a room of some kind...

Luke shouts with all his might to the roof!

There is absolutely no answer. Hm.

There is, however, a knock on the window.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3097 on: February 16, 2013, 10:08:36 am »

Inspect Window.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3098 on: February 16, 2013, 10:22:30 am »

pin the wings to the ground
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3099 on: February 16, 2013, 10:27:23 am »

((Uh-oh.))

Help Mark restrain and possibly remove the wings.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3100 on: February 16, 2013, 10:47:14 am »

Inside a tiny house of some kind...

Luke bounces over to the window and looks at it.

It looks ordinary enough. Also, there seems to be no one outside.


In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud, not very amused by body part rebellion, tries to pin the leathery wings to the ground with the aid of Mark!

[Grappling: Yorinnsud vs. Wings: 2+2 vs. 5+1]

Just as she is about to grab them, the wings twist around and wrap around her neck, starting to squeeze hard!

[Grappling: Mark vs. Wings: 6+1 vs. 6+1-1]

He grabs the wings and tries to pull them back from Yorinnsud's neck, loosening their hold by the tiniest of margins!

[Grappling: Wings vs. Yorinnsud: 1+1 vs. 6+2]

However, this is sufficient for Yorinnsud to be able to pull them away from herself and pin them to the ground with her elbows! The wings attempt to resist this, but the only result is that the stitches binding the leather bits to the wings come loose, and the leather is ripped off. These pieces of leather land on the ground. Oddly enough, they are still moving, and all in the same direction. Most unusual.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3101 on: February 16, 2013, 11:28:37 am »

"Ah fuck it... ATTENTION EVIL/CHAOTIC MAGE, I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DO EVIL AND CHAOTIC EXPERIMENTS WITH MY BODY AS LONG AS YOU PUT ME BACK TO A REGULAR SIZE AND GIVE ME LIMBS, ALSO DO IT WHILE IM NAPPING!"
Take a snooze.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3102 on: February 16, 2013, 11:35:54 am »

Inside a house of some kind...

Luke shouts to the heavens once again, hoping to attract the attention of the man who put him here!

Nobody answers. Fantastic. Time to snooze.

He lies down and sleeps. As he does so, he hears something whisper next to him! He twists around and looks for this fiendish whisperer, but finds nobody. Okay, time to lay down to sleep again.

Something screams into his ear! The voice is very strange, alien, almost.

WAKE UP

The tone is rather flat and lacking in intonation of any kind. But it sure is loud!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3103 on: February 16, 2013, 11:38:01 am »

"FUCKING FINE JESUS!"
Wake up and look for clues, also check if I've been moved somehow.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3104 on: February 16, 2013, 11:51:17 am »

Follow the skin .
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