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[Harry Baldman]

Inside a temple of Velusius...

Yorinnsud leaves her good doctor behind and goes out to look for a crypt of some sort. There has to be one, right?

[Search roll: 4]

And there is! In the basement, past a freshly triggered trap, there does seem to be an entire room full of skeletons of all sorts! Amazing!


In the streets of Emlocke...

Luke decides that one swarm of ravenous predatory dogs was not quite enough and thus tries once more to summon divine aid!

[Prayer roll: 3]

While praying, Luke notices a lonely femur left behind by the dog swarm! Thank you, divine powers! THANK YOU!

[Xantalos]

And as is tradition in Life Begins After Death, we all ponder the eternal question: what happened to Bernie?

[Harry Baldman]

And as is tradition in Life Begins After Death, we all ponder the eternal question: what happened to Bernie?

Oh, he's still in the basement, busy bleeding people with blunt scalpels.

[miauw62]

And as is tradition in Life Begins After Death, we all ponder the eternal question: what happened to Bernie?

Bernie is the only consistent plot element. Ergo, he can't die.
Unless half of the players decide that he must die.

[Harry Baldman]

Bernie is the only consistent plot element. Ergo, he can't die.
Unless half of the players decide that he must die.

The other reason he can't die is because if he dies, all the undead start dying as well.

[Xantalos]

Bernie is the only consistent plot element. Ergo, he can't die.
Unless half of the players decide that he must die.

The other reason he can't die is because if he dies, all the undead start dying as well.

Therefore if he becomes undead all the undead come back to (first) life?

[anailater]

Bernie is the only consistent plot element. Ergo, he can't die.
Unless half of the players decide that he must die.

The other reason he can't die is because if he dies, all the undead start dying as well.

Therefore if he becomes undead all the undead come back to (first) life?

((My god.... This is how we must win.))
"THANK YOU GREAT GODS! PLEASE SHOW ME HOW TO ATTACH HIS BONE TO MY STUMPS, AND TOO FIND THREE OTHERS!"
Try to attach the bone with divine help, then try to find more bones to attach again with divine help.

[Harry Baldman]

In the streets of Emlocke...

Luke thanks the magnificent divines for their marvelous gift, but decides that he probably needs more from the kind all-seeing beings.

[Prayer roll: 3]

He is hit in the face by a piece of paper! He examines it.

It says: DON'T BE A MORON! FIGURE THINGS OUT BY YOURSELF! Signed, the Information Center of the Blacklands.

How enlightening! Luke ponders this for a second, but he is suddenly brained on the back of his head by a wooden sign torn off its rightful place by the wind!

It says: BUGGER OFF ALREADY! Signed, George Jenkins.

Hm, this means something, Luke is sure of it! He is then smacked in the face by a recklessly spiraling metal plaque.

It says: NO SOLICITORS.

[anailater]

"Sorry Sorry, I just didn't want to insult you by doubting you, one last question would you feel insulted if i made you a small alter?"
Ask them taht, try to attach the bone, look for the dogs.

[Spinal_Taper]

Continue playing, of course!

[Onyxjew944]

Roll up to the strange individual.

[killerhellhound]

Mark follows Yorinnsud and upon seeing the room of bones he checks for traps before dragging bones to the medical table and Searching for some medical equipment.

Bernie is the only consistent plot element. Ergo, he can't die.
Unless half of the players decide that he must die.

The other reason he can't die is because if he dies, all the undead start dying as well.

Therefore if he becomes undead all the undead come back to (first) life?

My god.... This is how we must win.

we could just put him in a room with everything he needs to live but no exits

[Xantalos]

Find a way to make him a vampire that feeds off darkness.
Bury him.
Done!

[killerhellhound]

vamps dont need blood to live it stops there thirst so LETS DO IT

[Gamerlord]

Mark follows Yorinnsud and upon seeing the room of bones he checks for traps before dragging bones to the medical table and Searching for some medical equipment.

Bernie is the only consistent plot element. Ergo, he can't die.
Unless half of the players decide that he must die.

The other reason he can't die is because if he dies, all the undead start dying as well.

Therefore if he becomes undead all the undead come back to (first) life?

My god.... This is how we must win.

we could just put him in a room with everything he needs to live but no exits

((THAT WAS MY IDEA))

Gather up bones for grafting to Mike.