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[anailater]

"God Damn it"
Un-streamline, open my mouth, get slow.

[Harry Baldman]

In the air...

Luke, in a bid to give the jerkwad his just desserts, tries to slow down as much as possible!

[Luke slowing down roll: 2]

He opens his mouth and gets a mouthful of high-speed air! This is highly unpleasant and disorienting to the poor metal shark man, and he randomly flops in the air in confusion!

[Jerkwad perception roll: ?]

The jerkwad seems to regard the door expectantly as he falls.

[Luke slowing down roll: 5]

Luke, meanwhile, spreads his arms and legs and tries to slow down as much as possible! He succeeds, and now the jerkwad is rapidly approaching him!

[Jerkwad perception roll: ?]

Just as Luke is perilously close to biting into the jerkwad's back, however, the guy gets the bright idea to look around! He notices a metal shark rapidly approaching him!

"Ah, there you are!"

[Jerkwad magic roll: 1+1]

He starts to gesture, but Luke snapping in his general direction does nothing to help matters, so he remains falling as he is.

[Gamerlord]

Allow Mark to do what is neccesarry.

[Harry Baldman]

Inside a floating house...

Mark regards the odd plate with suspicion. Since brain power has failed him, it is obviously time for the Halberd Solution. He takes the halberd and tries to loosen the bands.

[Loosening roll: 1]

He chips the halberd's blade on the bands! That's it! Dismemberment time! He starts to furiously chop at Yorinnsud's arms, not resting until only two bloody stumps are left of the entrapped limbs. Since she still has two more arms left, Mark figures that this is an okay solution.

[Gamerlord]

Take one of Mark's arms as repayment for his lack of subtlety.

[killerhellhound]

Mark looks out side for a water sorces on the ground and sees if we are moving side ways at all
Edit Gamerlord I am the one with a halberd and 20 or so daggers sticking out of me if you want to keep your last two arms dont try

[Gamerlord]

Fine. Any ideas for building a glider?

[anailater]

"Yes I am here."
Bite the back, get a latch on it, aim him underneath me.

[Harry Baldman]

Fine. Any ideas for building a glider?

So, do you want to rip one of his arms off or not? And if not, what do you want to do instead?

[Gamerlord]

Just have me search the house for cloth, light wood and rope.

[Harry Baldman]

In the air...

Luke replies affirmatively to the falling guy, then tries to grab a bite.

[Luke vs. Jerkwad: 6+1 vs. 5]

He grabs the guy's leg, latching on hard!

"Aw, damn, now why'd you have to do that?"

[Jerkwad magic roll: 6+1]

He makes yet another odd gesture, and Luke is at a bit of a loss on how to describe what happens next. He feels as though he's been sucked through a straw, then subjected to a hanging, drawing and quartering. A very unpleasant sensation, to tell the truth. The fact that the world currently seems to be upside down doesn't help either. He feels himself get rapidly pulled away from the jerkwad!

[Holding on roll: 1+1]

He loses his grip and spirals away sideways from the jerkwad, a piece of flesh and robes the only reward for his persistence! He sees the lightly bleeding jerkwad fly upwards once more, ascending to an incredible height. He looks a bit confused at this turn of events before performing another gesture.

[Jerkwad magic roll: 5+1]

Luke can only watch as, once again, the man twists in the air perplexingly before flying rapidly into the open door still hanging in the air! Damnation. Luke is now falling to the ground all by his lonesome.


Inside a floating house...

The now-two-armed Yorinnsud gives Mark a dirty look before both of them go about their own respective bits of business. Mark goes up to the window once again and looks for likely water sources.

Once again, there are clouds (which are kind of a water source) in the way. And it is hard to tell whether they are moving sideways due to the simple fact that clouds have a tendency to move as well.

[Intelligence roll: ?]

He guesses that the house is probably moving sideways, yes.

Meanwhile, Yorinnsud looks for cloth, wood and some rope!

[Search roll: 5]

Well, there's plenty of sheets around here, which could sort of work. And there's plenty of furniture made of relatively light wood to destroy. Finally, there's a closet that has a bit of rope in it as well! All in all, a good house for scavengers!

[Gamerlord]

With Mark's aid, assemble a glider!

[Onyxjew944]

Roll into the bear's ribcage. Assume control.

[anailater]

"DAMN IT!"
Examine ground, pray for assistance, try to slowdown and catch him again.

[Harry Baldman]

Inside a floating house...

Yorinnsud, satisfied about her great finds, decides to enlist Mark's aid in creating a magnificent glider!

[Design roll: ?]
[Mark helpfulness roll: 1]
[Construction roll: 5-1]

Despite Mark's best efforts, Yorinnsud eventually manages to build a glider she thinks might fly. That is, if all those classes she slept through weren't wrong, which they very well may have been.


Inside a former bear's cave...

Tom, unwilling to admit defeat that easily, rolls right into the bear's ribcage and tries to assume control!

[Intelligence roll: ?]

Dammit, why won't it work! It's the bear's fault, he knows it!


In the air...

With the jerkwad having slipped out the door, Luke turns his attention to the ground.

It doesn't look very welcoming. There's a river, and a whole lot of buildings around it. Now would probably be a good time to say one's prayers.

[Prayer roll: 6]

A stiff wind starts to direct him into a building! Hm.