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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563102 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2835 on: February 03, 2013, 04:04:52 pm »

"Oooh so scared of the weak wall man, please that hurt me."
Hurt his self esteem, STEEL SHARK PUNCH... AGAIN!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2836 on: February 03, 2013, 06:50:21 pm »

Run. Run to another town.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2837 on: February 03, 2013, 10:49:48 pm »

I am going to start a wild mass guessing game so what perks do you think the madmenhero’smeat shields are getting
Mark: bonus to!!MEDICEINE!!, or Toughness he did just fly through a building then walked out and harpooned the bitch witch that did it.
Luke: crazy determined, or backstabbing fetish or So Crazy It may just work (bonus to impossible or mad actions).
Yorinnsud: Caveman attorney (can fast talk people with !!LOGIC!!)  or Experiment (Bonus to body horror use) or maybe bodysurfer (???)
 What are your ideas?
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We Madmen are very ingenious.  Sometimes it just takes just a little less sanity to pull off something completely awesome.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2838 on: February 03, 2013, 11:56:25 pm »

Hell no. I'm getting Indestructible. I've survived:
-having my body replaced by a stick figure of light
-having said stick figure destroyed and replaced with a womans body
-that body being annihilated.
-being amalgamated into one horrific body

Get Mark onto my shoulders and help him reach the huse. Then he drags me up behind him. Then MURDER.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2839 on: February 04, 2013, 01:17:48 am »

Outside a floating house...

Mark and Yorinnsud ponder the strange house for a few moments, then settle on a plan of attack. Yorinnsud lifts Mark up with her four arms, being seven feet tall and everything, then Mark attempts to pull himself up!

[Mark climbing roll: 5+1]

He climbs up the halberd with the greatest of ease, standing triumphantly atop the platform the house seems to be placed on. He then tries to pull up the monstrous Yorinnsud as well.

[Mark strength roll: 5]

Summoning up previously unseen reserves of strength, he pulls her up no problem! Right, now they have some time to kill. Yorinnsud, satisfied at these developments, heads inside to look for someone to murder.

[Search roll: 3]

The house, a fairly ordinary affair, to tell the truth, seems to be quite empty. There seems to be a note on one of the tables that says "GONE LOOTING. BACK IN FIVE."

So someone definitely lives here, they just aren't in right now. Good to know.


In the home of some rude people...

Luke attempts to mock the rude fellow that is so fond of walls.

[Rude Guy reaction roll: 4]

His only response is an awkward silence.

[Rude Guy magic roll: 2]

A whole lot of nothing happens in as well. Not even nothing, just nothing. Oh well. Time to punch some walls.

[Strength roll: 5+1]

He punches the wall and punches it hard! His fist goes right through, though the wall's multi-layered, interwoven nature prevents the entire wall from undergoing discontinuity.


In a town of some kind...

Tom decides to act on instinct and run like hell. After all, there's really no way he could possibly hurt this thing.

[Destroyer reaction roll: 2]

"ESCAPEE SPOTTED. PROCEEDING TO PURSUE AND ANNIHILATE."

The tower, which seems to have reshaped itself into a sort-of stick figure (if stick figures were huge and bent on destroying everything), starts to follow Tom!

[Tom escape roll: 6+1]
[Destroyer pursuit roll: 6+1]

Tom is somewhat unsettled to find that the giant engine of murder and destruction is following him. He is a bit nervous when he realizes that it is keeping up with him very nicely, despite the fact that Tom is essentially running as fast as he can.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2840 on: February 04, 2013, 01:39:49 am »

LOOOOOOOOOOOT.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2841 on: February 04, 2013, 03:54:14 am »

((I like the So crazy it might just work perk for me.))
"HA! Your walls have no chance to defeat me!"
More STEEL SHARK PUNCHING. it hasn't failed me yet!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2842 on: February 04, 2013, 05:08:47 am »

loot the house for trap gear
Hell no. I'm getting Indestructible. I've survived:
-having my body replaced by a stick figure of light
-having said stick figure destroyed and replaced with a womans body
-that body being annihilated.
-being amalgamated into one horrific body

Get Mark onto my shoulders and help him reach the huse. Then he drags me up behind him. Then MURDER.
not really indestructible as much as really really hard to finish off
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2843 on: February 04, 2013, 09:55:42 am »

Inside a floating house of some kind...

Upon realizing that no one's in, only one thought courses through Yorinnsud and Mark's heads. And that thought is the vast, undoubtedly phat lewts they will be scoring.

[Yorinnsud search roll: 1]
[Mark search roll: 3]

As Mark prods at every bit of furniture he can find (and locating exactly zero things useful to trap people, with the possible exception of a cushion), Yorinnsud immediately goes for the one place she knows loot is always at. And that place is the vault behind the painting! She finds a sufficiently significant-looking painting and pulls it off the wall! Hm, nothing behind it. How strange.

"Hey! What do you think you're doing?"

She turns around. Oh dear. It looks like a painting of a tiny person with a big sword is speaking to her. How... unprecedented.

"You do realize what you're doing, right?"

Yorinnsud shrugs with all four of her shoulders.

"Of course you do. Right, then. ALARM! ALARM!"

Nothing happens. What a strange little man.


In a house with some rude people...

After making sure to taunt the wall guy again, Luke resumes punching.

[Strength roll: 5+1]

He punches yet another hole in the wall! Now there's two shark-fist-sized holes in the wall. Yippee.

[Rude Guy magic roll: 5]

A wall appears between Luke's shoulder and elbow. Uhh...

[Luke endurance roll: 2]

The wall flashes suddenly and Luke's arm is neatly and bloodlessly severed by the sudden self-assertion of the force wall. This was a steel arm, mind you.

Sigh. Arms lost today: 5.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2844 on: February 04, 2013, 10:33:47 am »

MORE LOOOOOTS.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2845 on: February 04, 2013, 11:05:54 am »

'Oh, dear.'

Run. Run faster.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2846 on: February 04, 2013, 12:51:21 pm »

((Well, I guess your perks are based on what you did in that chapter. Things like indestructible are a bit too general. I would have gotten being able to imagine things outside of dreamland and being able to possess things better.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2847 on: February 04, 2013, 01:32:49 pm »

In a floating house of some sort...

Yorinnsud decides to look for more loot! But where hasn't she checked?

[Intelligence roll: ?]

She has no idea. She has obviously exhausted any reasonable avenue of possible looting.


In a town of some sort...

Tom realizes the true error of his ways. Not his greedy obsession with all things loot-related or penchant to murder everyone for their sweet, delicious loot (these are, after all, true adventurer qualities). You see, he simply isn't running fast enough. He must correct this.

[Tom escape roll: 2+1-1]
[Destroyer pursuit roll: 1+1]

He neither manages to get away nor get stomped to death. This, while not immediately terrible, is also hardly the best thing for him.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2848 on: February 04, 2013, 01:36:47 pm »

" HA! You think this will stop me ?!?"
Other Fist, try for quicker weaker blows instead of one slow huge blow.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2849 on: February 04, 2013, 01:48:03 pm »

Inside the home of some rude people...

Luke tries to punch the wall some more, only trying a bit of a different tactic - instead of punching the wall hard, he'll punch it weakly, but a lot more than previously.

[Punching roll: 5]

He punches the wall in the same spot many, many times. It seems to weaken the wall quite a bit, though it seems to be quickly regaining its structural stability.

[Rude Guy magic roll: 3]

The air near Luke's other arm begins to glow a bit. Hm.
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