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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563272 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2385 on: January 17, 2013, 02:25:36 pm »

In Bernie's basement...

Luke argues the practical merits of being a love-slave to Bernie.

"But still, love is the best emotion, if that's all you feel, it's better than eternal pain.

"From that viewpoint, sure. But remember that you don't get to pick and choose. You just love on demand. And most people who go for this kind of thing? Not good people. Not nice people. I should know, having briefly considered the prospect. Found it too creepy for me, but still."

"OK, I'll go find those virgins for you."

"Do so."

He does so! He heads out and looks for a wizard!

[Search roll: 3]

There does seem to be wizard standing in an alley! He is busy making out with his possible girlfriend, so he doesn't notice Luke sneak up and initiate a treacherous sneak attack!

[Luke vs. Make-Out Wizard: 3+1 vs. 1-1]

He smashes the guy in one of the knees with his sledgehammer! Yeah, he looks pretty subdued now. His girlfriend looks substantially less so.

[Girlfriend magic roll: 5]

Luke waits for something to happen, but it doesn't, boringly enough. Alright, a swing and a hi-wait, why isn't his hammer moving? Seriously, the thing is just hanging in the air right now. Totally immobile. Well, that's weird. The girlfriend begins to yell at him.

"You think you're some tough guy, eh, smashing an unsuspecting man in the kneecap while he's busy?"

The man emits a pained sigh and speaks.

"Now, dear, don't get carried away, you know how-"

"No! I am killing this motherfucker! Asshole interrupted our special time together!"

She motions menacingly at Luke!


Next to a surprisingly spry old lady...

Yorinnsud decides in favor of slashing, and lets loose a mighty flurry of said attacks!

[Yorinnsud vs. Bea: 6+1 vs. 4]

He manages to deliver a very deep cut in her arm. Bea now seems to be bleeding heavily! She spouts gibberish at him in some language you couldn't expect anyone to understand!

[Bea endurance roll: 2]

She appears to be losing a lot of blood. She stumbles backwards and slumps against a wall.

[Yorinnsud vs. Bea: 2+1 vs. 4-1]

Yorinnsud still manages to miss her as she falls sideways just as he is about to slash at her!

[Bea endurance roll: 2-1]

She can't even seem to muster up the energy to try and crawl away. Before Yorinnsud can make another swipe, she is gone.

4-3.


On the top floor of Bernie's inn...

Tom goes around looking for more loot. Strangely enough, there isn't any. The vases are gone, any chests are open, nothing at all left.

[Perception roll: ?]

He hears a shuffling come from the direction of the stairs! It's the badger women!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2386 on: January 17, 2013, 02:57:15 pm »

"Sorry sir, Madame. But soul binding is soul binding, I have to take someone I assume to be a virgin to my master, of course if I were followed to my master and he was taken care of, well that's the kick."
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2387 on: January 17, 2013, 03:08:50 pm »

'Ooh, did I hear a scream of agony? That sounds dazzlingly promising.'

Forget the rooms and the various animal assassins waiting for me and go outside to the alleyway with the zombie, the mage that took a arrow sledgehammer to the knee, and the homicidal girlfriend.

((Assuming the inn has windows, I should have heard a guy having his kneecap obliterated. I think it is more than painful enough to elicit a scream or two. Right?))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2388 on: January 17, 2013, 03:44:49 pm »

In an alleyway...

Luke decides to try a different angle here.

"Sorry, sir. Madam. But soul binding is soul binding, I have to take someone I assumeto be a virgin to my master, of course if I were followed to my master and he was taken care of, well that's the kick."

[Girlfriend reaction roll: 6]

"That guy, a virgin? Hah! We've had more fun than most, I think. A lot more. A virgin. You really are a bright one, aren't you? And loyal."

"So, about my..."

"Well, you still smashed my boyfriend's kneecap with that silly hammer of yours. That's an offense I kill for. But I like your moxy, so I'll give you a delayed death sentence instead."

[Magic roll: 5]

She lifts her hand and makes a single gesture. Luke feels awfully light all of a sudden. Light and... mobile? Well, that's strange.

What's even stranger is that he suddenly smashes into a wall! Oh dear. He gets up.

He is now standing sideways on the wall, facing what used to be the ground face-forward. Standing upright, mind you. It's a very odd feeling, to tell the truth.

"Have fun!"

She picks up her boyfriend and slings the spindly fellow over her shoulder, then walks away whistling.

[Tom timely arrival roll: 4]

Suddenly, Tom arrives on the scene, attracted by the screaming and the smashing and whatnot. He gives the sideways-oriented Luke a strange look, then glances at the leaving girlfriend. Well, this sure looks complicated.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2389 on: January 17, 2013, 03:51:05 pm »

'Hmm, assuming that the zombie fellow doesn't want to be on that wall, as he would probably be using that for something or other if he did want it, the female mage probably had to upper hand in this, err... whatever this was. Assuming combat prowess is directly proportional to loot, that means killing her would yield the best, and most, stuff. Besides, the penalty for carrying valuables any where near an adventurer is obvious, so she deserves it.'

Walk up behind the mage and execute justice. Kill the one on her shoulder as well.

((I think I'm falling into a pattern: sneakily slitting the throats of every female magi that guy tries, and fails, to conspire with. Considering this means loot, I like this pattern.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2390 on: January 17, 2013, 04:42:59 pm »

Fight back against the burning force, slash at the vine with the tin sword.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2391 on: January 17, 2013, 05:19:08 pm »

"Look out behind you!"
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2392 on: January 17, 2013, 06:16:35 pm »

Loot! Then lets go off to hunt more mages!

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2393 on: January 18, 2013, 12:05:31 am »

Join in the looting then hunt down more mages.
Friends who loot together stay together.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2394 on: January 18, 2013, 01:41:12 am »

In an alleyway...

Tom, quickly getting a good idea about what's going on, walks up to the female mage and attempts to execute the justice of the proletariat on her! However, good ol' Luke has his own ideas about that.

"Look out behind you!"

The girlfriend looks back and notices Tom!

"Hey, thanks!"

Tom begins to rush at the girlfriend!

[Speed: Tom vs. Girlfriend: 4+1 vs. 3]

He gets to her before she can get a spell off, making a mighty two-handed swing as he does so.

[Tom vs. Girlfriend: 6+2 vs. 5]

He manages to slash her in the arm in a very painful and horrible manner!

[Girlfriend endurance roll: 1]

Oh dear, it looks like he may have struck quite the vessel there. Blood spurts from the woman's arm as she clutches it, unsuccessfully trying to stop the bleeding. She stumbles back, dropping her boyfriend and keels over, clearly helpless. She proves easy to finish off via decapitation on Tom's part, who then attempts to finish off the boyfriend.

[Boyfriend magic roll: 5-1]

The boyfriend waves his arms! Nothing seems to happen. How strange. Okay, he'll just go and finish him off, then-

Oh dear. He's moving way too fast! He smashes into the wall in a manner that is analogous, if not entirely identical, to Luke.

[Collision damage roll: 6+1]

He bounces back and does a backflipping slash at the crippled boyfriend!

[Tom vs. Crippled Boyfriend: 2+2 vs. 1-1]

Yeah, he's rather well-diced by this maneuver. Perhaps he should look into this more.

[Perception roll: ?]

There's the shuffling again! Blasted squirrel terrorists! They're everywhere! Tom gives Luke, who, while undeniably a treacherous rat bastard, is probably not smart enough to be involved, a mean gaze to determine his guilt.

Yep, he looks pretty clueless.


Next to a portal of fiery burning...

Vincent attempts to free himself from the flaming vine and draws just the tool for the job - the tin sword!

[Tin sword effects roll: 4]

As soon as he draws it, it liquefies in his hands! However, it still somehow retains a blade-like shape! Well, slashing time!

[Vincent vs. Vine: 6+2 vs. 1+1]

He slashes the vine clean off, causing it to rapidly retreat back to where it came from! The portal, oddly enough, seems to weaken! His sword glows ever more intensely, however, having already become a barely-coherent cloud of particles! Still doesn't burn, though.

Vincent decides that this might be a good time to get the hell out of here.

[Vincent escape roll: 6+1]

Using his somewhat burned wings as help, he rapidly leaves the burning explosion of horrible death. Somehow, it manages to look deadlier from this distance. And it seems to be spreading.


Next to several corpses...

Yorinnsud and Mark finally get to the best part of their adventure (aside from the points) - the looting! They loot Bea and the headless lady most thoroughly!

[Loot roll: 1]

Aside from their rather nonmagical, though nonetheless rather stylish robes, they have only a box of some kind! Yorinnsud opens it!

Green slime begins pouring out in massive quantities, and a lot escapes before Yorinnsud can close the box! It then proceeds to form a giant sphere of some kind that floats a small distance above ground level.

[Slime reaction roll: 3]

It doesn't seem overtly hostile, though. That's kind of good.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2395 on: January 18, 2013, 02:06:28 am »

Grab Yorinnsud and move him away from the slime ball while walking backwards.
 Its all fun and games till the alien slime rapes you.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2396 on: January 18, 2013, 02:45:33 am »

"Can't blame a guy for trying right? Go find another mage and take them here"
Shout for some mages.
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« Reply #2397 on: January 18, 2013, 02:57:41 am »

((Huh. Weird.))

Go with Mark and try to uncover the powers of those metal gauntlets.

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« Reply #2398 on: January 18, 2013, 07:27:14 am »

((Huh. Weird.))

Go with Mark and try to uncover the powers of those metal gauntlets.
When he starts mucking with the gauntlets move away from him
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« Reply #2399 on: January 18, 2013, 07:30:44 am »

Fly away and look for help.
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