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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 564826 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1905 on: December 20, 2012, 04:15:03 am »
Counter disbelief with logic!
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1906 on: December 20, 2012, 05:09:33 am »
((You're now doing exactly the opposite thing you did while in the citadel. James/Maps for PC of the year!))
Mike will telikinetically levitate towards the canyons.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1907 on: December 20, 2012, 06:24:41 am »
In the deepest, darkest recesses of possibly false memory...

Maps tries to logically evaluate the veracity of the information present in the memory files!

[Logic roll: 1]

You know, on second thought, it all seems totally believable and plausible to him! Guess he really is James Lanthorn after all! It says so right on the paper, doesn't it?

Through a complete failure in conventional logic of any kind, John "Maps" Johnson has realized that he is in fact James Lanthorn, no matter how painful and humiliating this realization may be!


On a seemingly endless ceramic surface...

Mike tries to telekinetically levitate toward the canyon!

[Telekinesis roll: 4]

After floating for an interminable period of time, she manages to reach the canyon! It's somewhat wide, plus it's much darker than the ceramic around, which is white. Interesting!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1908 on: December 20, 2012, 12:29:18 pm »
Respond in kind gestures that I highly doubt he did those things.
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« Reply #1909 on: December 20, 2012, 12:46:44 pm »
Mike will float to the edge of the area, land gently and then drag Emik's corpse to the canyon.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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« Reply #1910 on: December 20, 2012, 01:06:22 pm »
In a rude blacksmith's shop...

Vincent tries to express kindly that he honestly does not believe the blacksmith could have done any of the horrible things he describes!

[Nonverbal communication roll: 3]

He sort of shrugs vaguely and gives his best disbelieving look, which does not work very well due to him lacking eyes!

[Blacksmith reaction roll: 1]

The blacksmith makes the universally agreed upon "I am going to make you my bitch right here, right now" gesture, grabs all three of the rapiers, holding one in his teeth, then jumps over the shop counter and makes the universally agreed upon "en garde, plus your mother's still a whore" gesture!

[Blacksmith vs. Vincent: 2 vs. 1+2]
[Blacksmith vs. Vincent: 5 vs. 3+2]
[Blacksmith vs. Vincent: 6-1 vs. 5+2]

The blacksmith is a surprisingly adept triple-wielder, nearly hitting Vincent several times! It appears he really does mean business!


On a ceramic plain...

Mike floats to the ground and tries to figure out where Ekim is, exactly!

[Spatial intelligence roll: ?]

She figures out the distance in brain-clicks and tries to pull the bear's remains to her!

[Telekinesis roll: 1]

She concentrates so hard that she pulls the entire severed part of her spine out of her body!

[Endurance roll: 5-1]

Miraculously, she survives this, albeit barely!
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« Reply #1911 on: December 20, 2012, 01:12:27 pm »
((Looks like i'm becoming Monty. Must've infected me somehow.))
Mike will look what happens to the spine.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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« Reply #1912 on: December 20, 2012, 01:25:50 pm »
Kill him, there can only be one.
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« Reply #1913 on: December 20, 2012, 02:02:01 pm »
Near a ceramic canyon...

Mike looks around for her spine!

[Perception roll: ?]

She can see it in the distance! It seems to be... moving?


In an unusually aggressive blacksmith's shop...

Vincent mentally declares that only one shall survive to receive the Prize, whatever that means, and goes on the offensive!

[Vincent vs. Blacksmith: 5+2 vs. 2+1]

He stabs him right through the chest with both halberds at once!

[Blacksmith endurance roll: 3]

The blacksmith bleeds profusely, but says absolutely nothing! He also does absolutely nothing, so it's a net win for Vincent! Better chop his head off. It's the only way to be sure.

[Vincent vs. Blacksmith: 2+2 vs. 1]

Vincent uses two of his arms to swing the halberds in a crosswise fashion, messily decapitating the blacksmith! He waits for some lightning and a rush of energy!

The closest thing to something like that comes to Vincent when he realizes that he is now free to loot the blacksmith's shop!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1914 on: December 20, 2012, 04:40:19 pm »
Explore the mind, hopefully finding that 'poet'
((and James is back...
To running around his mind again.
*sighs*))
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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« Reply #1915 on: December 20, 2012, 11:04:47 pm »
Quote from: miauw62 on December 20, 2012, 01:12:27 pm
((Looks like i'm becoming Monty. Must've infected me somehow.))
Mike will look what happens to the spine.

((MWAHAHAHAHA))
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« Reply #1916 on: December 21, 2012, 01:56:38 am »
Inside his own mind...

James goes on to explore his own mind in a metaphorical journey!

[Exploration roll: 4]

He goes past the Funny Jokes to Remember In A Temple section, passes the Great Leaps of Illogic department, does not even think to look in the Forgettable Literature subdivision and even bypasses the Random Thoughts vortex to reach a room! There seems to be a throne in it. On it sits... well, nothing sits on it at all. That's pretty strange. Thrones are meant to be filled, you know.

~OH, HELLO. YOU HAVE MANAGED TO REACH THE THRONE ROOM! HOW NICE! GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GET A MOVE ON!~
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1917 on: December 21, 2012, 04:15:13 am »
Mike will try to befriend his spine!
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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« Reply #1918 on: December 21, 2012, 04:17:03 am »
"No! No no no! You comes back here dis instant!"
Timothy stamped a spectral foot and shouted at the retreating Louis in exasperation. This really was getting ridiculous!
"You's captive, an' should be really acting like one! Now!"
He glanced to his useless allies, raising one ghostly eyebrow. "Youse going to does somethin', or just be stannin' around there like vegetables?!"

>Command Citizen Louis to cease this unseemly business and return to his role as captive!

>If he refuses, get the others to grab him!

>Whether or not they succeed, load everyone back into the wagon, check the status of my friends, and then get back on the road again.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1919 on: December 21, 2012, 06:32:11 am »
Insult poet by saying that he probably isn't a poet and just thought the name was cool
Ask him to make a poem to prove it.
Taunt him mercilessly if he fails,
say it's rubbish and taunt him mercilessly if he succeeds
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.
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