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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 564823 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1815 on: December 16, 2012, 02:11:22 pm »

In Uh...

Mike briefly stares at the blacksmith with an open mouth, then closes it!

"You're not kidding? Ah well, I have survived worse things..."

With that ominous remark, she leaves on her quest for cabbage!

[Search roll: 6]

A head of cabbage falls out of a passing cart! It's a bit banged up!

Mike blows on it and then places it in her pack! Should be okay. She repeats the directions in her head!

[Memorization roll: ?]

She feels that she has memorized the directions perfectly! She is ready for action!


In the Floating Plate Chamber...

Maps asks if the man would particularly mind handing over the plate!

[Man giving mood roll: 3]

~You'll have to give me something in return! Something pretty to look at as well. May I look in your pack?~


In a dark cave...

Vincent, not about to go adventuring in total darkness, decides to get out of the cave before an ancient monster abducts him or something! He has the metal creature watch his back as he leaves!

[? roll: ?]

He hears the odd clicking return as he steps out of the darkness! There is definitely something in there. However, that something will have to wait for another time! Vincent and his metal companion go to explore the woods!

[? roll: ?]
[Exploration roll: 1]

They manage to find a sign of civilization - a tribe of hostile-looking elephant people!

[Elephant people reaction roll: 4]

They eye him with suspicion, but don't seem to feel like attacking him just yet!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1816 on: December 16, 2012, 02:44:58 pm »

Give him a cool pipe.
If he says no, give him all three cool pipes.
If he still says no, kill him to death.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1817 on: December 16, 2012, 03:09:00 pm »

Inside the Floating Plate Chamber...

Maps makes an offer to the man!

"Would you give me the plate if I gave you... THIS COOL PIPE?"

He brandishes the pipe in what he hopes is an enticing manner!

[Man reaction roll: 5]

~Sold! Haven't had a good smoke since my old pipe broke 200 years ago!~

He takes the pipe and makes an offering gesture at the hovering plate!
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« Reply #1818 on: December 16, 2012, 03:16:54 pm »

((that went better than expected))
Will the plate to follow me and carry on exploring the ruins.
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« Reply #1819 on: December 16, 2012, 03:22:50 pm »

Gesture to the elephant people that my metal friend and I come in peace and would certainly not want to engage in a fight with them.
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« Reply #1820 on: December 16, 2012, 03:45:39 pm »

In the ruins of Something or Other...

Maps wills the hoverplate to follow him!

[Will roll: 6+1]

It slides under him, lifts him into the air and then rockets off into the depths of the ruins!

[Exploration roll: 4]

There's nothing overly threatening about these ruins, it seems. There are people in yellow robes wandering around, it seems. Eventually Maps reaches a room full of books! There is a counter here! A man in yellow robes is standing behind it!

~You're back. Is there anything else you wanted?~


In a village of the Elephant People...

Vincent tries to make the most peace-loving, non-threatening gestures he can!

[Nonverbal communication roll: 1]

He tries to shank one of the elephant people with double halberds! How else are they supposed to know that he is not to be trifled with?

[Vincent vs. Elephant Person: 5+2 vs. 4+1-1]

Behold, he is shanked! He is shanked most painfully!

[Elephant Person endurance roll: 5]

He doesn't mind a whole lot, though! He just attacks!

[Elephant Person vs. Vincent: 1+1 vs. 1+2]

His recent shanking does seem to have rattled him somewhat, however, as he just charges past Vincent, hitting only thin air!

[Metal Guardian vs. Elephant Person: 5+2 vs. 4+1]

Vincent's metal friend kicks the elephant person to the ground easily!

[Village reaction roll: 2]

It looks like elephant people are gathering! Not in a very harmless or friendly manner, either!
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« Reply #1821 on: December 16, 2012, 03:52:58 pm »

some blank books and some assorted spellbooks.
And... What other books do you have?
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« Reply #1822 on: December 16, 2012, 06:36:26 pm »

Kill all these elephant-people.
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« Reply #1823 on: December 16, 2012, 08:06:18 pm »

Good gods! 122 pages. From October 23rd to December 18th...That is QUITE a feat!
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« Reply #1824 on: December 17, 2012, 01:45:04 am »

In an ancient bookstore...

Maps asks for permission to browse the selection in this fine store!

~Go ahead, sir. Peruse it however long you please.~

Maps takes the opportunity to do so, being an appreciator of literature!

[Search roll: 2]

It appears that this store is full of entertaining fiction novels! Common subjects include hoverplate gangs, the implications of horrid transformation on romance and various other things Maps had not ever even considered!


In a village of elephant people...

Vincent, feeling confident about his odds, chooses to go ahead and kill these elephant people! He and his metal buddy charge the gathering natives!

[Vincent vs. Elephant People: 4+2 vs. 2+3]
[Metal Guardian vs. Elephant People: 1+2 vs. 5+3]

Vincent manages to stab one right in the chest! The elephant person falls down bleeding! The other 11 elephant people look quite pissed! In fact, when Vincent's metallic friend charges them, it just gets lifted into the air by the mob!

[Counterattack: Elephant People vs. Metal Guardian: 5+3 vs. 6+2]

However, the metal guardian's relentless kicking ensures that they don't get very far with their sordid plans, dropping the metal guardian soon after!

[Elephant People vs. Metal Guardian: 6+3 vs. 6+2]

They kick and punch it for a while, but it doesn't really do a whole lot, what with the metal guardian being, you know, metal.

[Vincent vs. Elephant People: 5+2 vs. 3+3]

Vincent uses the elephants' distraction to stab another one in the gut most severely, making him fall to the ground!

[Metal Guardian vs. Elephant People: 2+2 vs. 5+3]

The metal guardian remains on the ground and takes its beating like a very lazy man!

[Counterattack: Elephant People vs. Metal Guardian: 6+3 vs. 2+2]

The elephant people jump up and down on the metal guardian and try to smash it in any number of ways, but only succeed in making its limbs slightly bent!

[Elephant People intelligence roll: ?]

The announce that this problem is best solved later and choose to focus on beating up Vincent!

[Elephant People vs. Vincent: 2+3 vs. 2+2]

One of them pushes Vincent backwards, putting him slightly off-balance!

[Vincent vs. Elephant People: 2+2 vs. 3+3]

He keeps on stepping back as the elephant people advance!

[Metal Guardian vs. Elephant People: 1+2 vs. 1+3]

The Metal Guardian remains on the ground as the people try to run Vincent through!

[Elephant People vs. Vincent: 4+3 vs. 4+2]

A rock hits Vincent on the head, making a nasty crack!

[Vincent vs. Elephant People: 1+2 vs. 4+3]

Vincent charges at the elephant people, unwilling to take any more of this! As he finds himself in the middle of a pack of angry elephant humanoids, he wonders if this was perhaps not the best idea!

[Counterattack: Elephant People vs. Vincent: 1+3 vs. 1+2]

He is given a kick to the ribcage! It kind of stings!

[Metal Guardian vs. Elephant People: 1+2 vs. 3+3]

The metal guardian remains on the ground, looking at the melee happening right in front of him!

[Counterattack: Elephant People vs. Metal Guardian: 3+3 vs. 1+2]

A rock is thrown at it from the crowd! The metal guardian looks sad now!

[Elephant People vs. Vincent: 1+3 vs. 1+2]

Vincent is punched on the shoulder by one elephant person, but the others dare not approach, fearing his halberds!

[Vincent vs. Elephant People: 1+2 vs. 2+3]

Vincent swings his halberds around a bit, but the elephant people just retreat, then move in to strike between his swings!

[Metal Guardian vs. Elephant People: 6+2 vs. 2+3]

The metal guardian, insulted by the rock thrown at it, suddenly leaps to its feet and grabs two elephant people, smashing their heads together and caving in their skulls! With that done, it grabs another one and headbutts it most unpleasantly, relocating its brains to the ground! There are seven elephant people left!

[Elephant People morale roll: 2]

The elephant people, blindsided by the metal guardian's vicious assault, run away to the other side of the village!

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« Reply #1825 on: December 17, 2012, 03:56:44 am »

Ask if he has a section of other books out the back I can peruse
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« Reply #1826 on: December 17, 2012, 05:19:48 am »

Timothy was midly perturbed by just how eager these young strawfolk were to inflict violence upon their captive.
"Nah, nah," He began to improvise an excuse, "We gotsta get goings! We no gots time for findin' no secludey-spots! Dey could catch us an' stuff! Let's go!"

>Have whoever's driving the wagon make haste to Bob's house! Give directions if needed!

>Implore everyone to keep calm and quiet so our inevitable pursuers don't catch us!
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« Reply #1827 on: December 17, 2012, 08:38:43 am »

In the bookstore of the ruins of Something...

Maps kindly asks the man if he has any other books that deal with stuff that has some practical use!

[Man reaction roll: 4]

~Ah, a discerning customer. I might have something for you out back. Let me bring it out.~

The man seems to float through a curtain, returning not half a second later!

[Book roll: ?]

It's a book with a silvery cover! On it are written golden letters, spelling out "The Penultimate Book of Magic". Penultimate, eh? Sounds pretty good.

~Provide me with something of value and you can have it, good sir.~


In Yellowglen...

Timothy tries to stop the scary-crows from doing anything rash!

"Nah, nah, we gotsta get goings! We no gots time for findin' no secludey-spots! Dey could catch us an' stuff! Let's go!"

[Fred reaction roll: 3]

"And how would they catch us, exactly? Their homes are on fire, their children are on fire, their village is on fire. They'll be busy there for a few hours, definitely. They can't stop us. I can't see any reason why we shouldn't just set this waste of space on fire and dump him on the side of the road. Would solve all of our problems."

[Timothy quick thinking roll: 6]

"But theyse might have seen youse an' stuff! Maybe dey send a followin' party! That not be fun party at all!"

"Bah, fine. Let's get a wagon and get out of here, then we kill the geezer."

The group goes out to find a wagon to steal!

[Wagon roll: 3]

There aren't any wagons, but there is a wheelbarrow! That should help transport Louis!

"Jim, you push the wheelbarrow. The rest of us follow. You may lead us, ghost."

Timothy leads the scary-crows out of the town, making sure to avoid the unfriendly crossbowmen! They make their way to the castle as fast as possible!

[Encounter roll: 2]

They have almost gotten to the surrounding ramparts of the castle when they notice something following them!

"Hey, it's one of our classmates! Honor student, that one! We always hated him."

"HE'S A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG STRAWPERSON AND YOU ARE MERELY JEALOUS OF HIS SUCCESS!"

"We're mostly disgusted by him, really. Look at him, coming to rescue you of all people. What a leech. And a stool pigeon, too. Better kill him as well."

Fred turns around and tells Jim to stop pushing Lou! The honor student runs up!

"End of the line, assholes! You think you can get away with this? Think again!"

"Who's gonna stop us? You? Brown-noser of the year's gonna stop us?"

[Standoff roll: 2]

"CITIZEN ERNEST, TOP OF THE MILITARY CLASS OF THE YEAR, THAT'S WHO'S GOING TO STOP YOU!"

"GIVE 'EM HELL, CITIZEN ERNEST!"

"Come and get me, punk!"

Citizen Ernest runs up to Citizen Fred and tries to spin-kick him in the face!

[Citizen Ernest vs. Citizen Fred: 2+1 vs. 4+1]

Citizen Fred just steps aside, letting Citizen Ernest flop to the ground!

"That the best you got?"
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« Reply #1828 on: December 17, 2012, 09:19:10 am »

"Oh good griefs, now dat just be silly. Quick, ties him up, too! We gotsta hurries!"

> Quickly have the strawfolk tie up the foolish honour student! Keep an eye out for more pursuers meanwhile!

>If we lack enough rope, I'll just telekinetically launch him upwards and away so we can get going.
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« Reply #1829 on: December 17, 2012, 09:32:06 am »

'Ah, but did I not give you that very fine pipe?'

If he doesn't buy it, give him another pipe
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