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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 565093 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1410 on: December 01, 2012, 09:50:18 am »

((Go for it.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1411 on: December 01, 2012, 09:50:19 am »

Mike will telekinetically trip the bandit leader and then punch him!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1412 on: December 01, 2012, 09:51:42 am »

((Yay! Now I will be able to actually start with some sort of weapon and skills!))

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1413 on: December 01, 2012, 09:53:05 am »

((Hey, you chose for leglessness yourself. Mayby the waitlist should be posted in the OP?))
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1414 on: December 01, 2012, 09:55:25 am »

((I seem to remember getting cut in half because you left me to die.))

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1415 on: December 01, 2012, 09:56:33 am »

((No, i rolled a 6 on map-memorizing wich caused me to leave you (not at purpose) and continue my journey. I actually tried to save your ass. I could just have gone on when i got out of the jar o' souls.))

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((Infact, you were a perfectly fine horse, and still you decided to chase the godly whip guy. I told you it was a bad idea.))
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1416 on: December 01, 2012, 10:02:45 am »

On the bandit-filled road...

Mike tries telekinesis again!

[Telekinesis roll: 2]

Well, that didn't work, to say the least. Punching time!

[Mike vs. Bandit Leader: 5 vs. 3+1]

She manages to punch the leader in the shoulder! The leader stumbles backward!

[Bandit Leader vs. Mike: 3 vs. 5+2]

She attempts to kick Mike away, but Mike catches her foot and pushes it aside, then follows it up with another punch!

[Counterattack: Mike vs. Bandit Leader: 2 vs. 3+1]

The bandit leader just backpedals away, leaving Mike swinging at thin air!

[Bandit 1 vs. Mike: 4+1 vs. 3+3]
[Bandit 3 vs. Mike: 1+1 vs. 1+3]
[Bandit 4 vs. Mike: 5+1 vs. 5+3]
[Bandit 5 vs. Mike: 3+1 vs. 4+3]

As the four bandits try to slash and chop at her from behind, Mike jumps away, then tries to smash one!

[Counterattack: Mike vs. Bandit 5: 3 vs. 3+1]

The bandit narrowly dodges her attack!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1417 on: December 01, 2012, 10:09:41 am »

Mike will use her Spooky Howling power and then try to punch the leader again!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1418 on: December 01, 2012, 10:57:55 am »

On the bandit-ridden road...

Mike tries a spooky howl to scare them bandits away!

[Spooky Howling roll: 3]

She makes an eerie "ooh" sound!

[Bandit disturbance roll: 2]

"What's that sound?"

The bandits look around distractedly! Mike uses the opportunity to try and punch the leader!

[Mike vs. Bandit Leader: 5 vs. 4+1-1]

She slaps the bandit leader on the belly, making her fall backward and land on her back! She is now on the ground!

[Bandit 1 vs. Mike: 3+1 vs. 4+3]

One bandit swipes at Mike, but she catches the sword in her gauntlet-hand!

[Disarming roll: 6]

She rips the sword out of his hands and chucks it at another bandit!

[Mike vs. Bandit 3: 6 vs. 5+1]

Her target jumps suddenly, narrowly avoiding horrible pain and death! He runs up to Mike and tries to decapitate her with his axe!

[Bandit 3 vs. Mike: 5+1 vs. 6+3]

Mike, however, decides to answer with an attack of her own!

[Mike vs. Bandit 3: 6 vs. 2+1]

She strikes him in the kidney with her knee, sending him to the ground!

[Bandit 3 endurance roll: 3]

He coughs, moans and rolls on his belly, but does not attempt to stand up yet!

[Bandit 4 vs. Mike: 2+1 vs. 4+3]

A third bandit tries his luck and goes for an overhead slash! Mike merely steps aside and pulls him by the arm!

[Arm pulling roll: 6]

She manages to pop it right out of the shoulder, leaving the bandit yelling about being in horrible pain on the ground! The final bandit hesitantly approaches and tries to eliminate Mike!

[Bandit 5 vs. Mike: 5+1 vs. 5+3]

Just as Mike dodges his axe swing, the bandit steps back, unwilling to receive any further punishment!

[Bandit Leader getting up roll: 6]

The bandit leader gets to her feet and pulls out a dagger, leaping at Mike from behind!

[Bandit Leader vs. Mike: 1+1 vs. 6+2]

Mike turns around and uses a well-timed punch to pin the leader to the ground, then proceeds to try and smash her face in!

[Mike vs. Bandit Leader: 2 vs. 2+1-1]

The bandit leader moves her head aside and tries to get free!

[Mike strength roll: 2-1]

She kicks Mike away, sending her rolling along the ground!

[Bandit morale roll: 3]

Despite this latest success, the bandits don't seem very thrilled about the way this fight is going!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1419 on: December 01, 2012, 11:07:33 am »

((Oh god. I think that whip man infused me with his power.))
Mike will teleport on top of the bandit leader and rip his head off!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1420 on: December 01, 2012, 12:02:58 pm »

Name: Mark MeatWagon
Gender: male
Archetype: Skeleton
Biography What once was a small merc group who had Mark as second in command ended with a room of death (slime roof, floor, walls and fruit ) three idiots falling for bait, double face palm, a minotaur and  a pineapple.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1421 on: December 01, 2012, 12:10:09 pm »

Samuel will say "tally-ho, good slime people!" and continue on his way, despite now only having a single sentient slime as a friend, and no golems!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1422 on: December 01, 2012, 12:56:20 pm »

On the road to Yellowglen...

Mike tries to teleport! She could do that as a ghost, right?

[Specter Teleportation roll: 5]

She teleports right behind the bandit leader and tries to catch her by the neck!

[Mike vs. Bandit Leader: 4 vs. 4+1-1-1]

Mike wraps her one good arm around her neck and tries to pull!

[Strength roll: 1-1-1]

She impotently tries to pull, push and hang off the bandit leader! The leader laughs and sticks her dagger in Mike's side!

[Mike endurance roll: 4]

Mike doesn't let go, however!

[Bandit 1 morale roll: 4]

The weaponless bandit tries to pull Mike off the leader!

[Bandit 1 vs. Mike: 1+1 vs. 3+1]

He tries to step towards her, but both she and the leader seem to be flailing about too much. Pah, women.

[Bandit 3 endurance roll: 2]

The bandit that was kneed in the kidney prefers to stay down for now, what with his lungs threatening to jump out of his throat.

[Bandit 4 endurance roll: 4]

The bandit with the pulled-out arm, however, chooses to not be a baby about it and gets up! He picks up an axe and considers how best to kill Mike at the moment.

[Bandit 5 morale roll: 2]

The final bandit takes a few steps away from the entire fight! He appears to be struggling with a classic dilemma of some kind!


Right outside the Kingdom of Slime...

Samucane says a tearful telepathic goodbye to its slime friends!

[Reaction roll: 6]

They seem incredibly thrilled at it leaving and wave slimily at it as it floats away!

[Magic roll: 3+1]

As it leaves with a dignified float and moves toward the surface, cane-slime incompetent sidekick in tow, it feels like it might actually miss this place when it returns to its proper altitude!

[Encounter roll: 1]

Hm, there appears to be a giant writhing mass of insects blocking the way to the surface.

But these are no ordinary insects! They appear to have natural-made air conditioning and fungus farms, plus elaborately built tower hives!

Oh crap. Termites!

[Termite activity roll: 1]

The termites begin swarming at Samucane!

[Samucane magic roll: 6+1-2]

Samucane, not really feeling like becoming termite food, floats both itself and its caneslime companion up, easily avoiding a crashing wave of wood-destroying agony!

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1423 on: December 01, 2012, 01:11:19 pm »

Mike will pull harder and throw the dismembered head at Bandit 4!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1424 on: December 01, 2012, 01:18:44 pm »

Sam and slime will quickly leave this termite place!

I want a cute pet jelly girl...
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