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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 565378 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1095 on: November 22, 2012, 02:44:34 pm »

((AVENGE MEEEEEE))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1096 on: November 22, 2012, 02:46:53 pm »

Samucane, feeling quite irritable, will summon a Cane Golem to smashify whatever the hell that darkness thing is! Oh, and, stay in the blinding light. Y'know. For safety.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1097 on: November 22, 2012, 02:53:14 pm »

Mike will try again!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1098 on: November 22, 2012, 02:58:49 pm »

Inside a dark tomb of horrors...

Samucane attempts to create a cane golem!

[Magic roll: 1+1]

Sadly for it, the cane-forces suffused with his soul don't feel like coming out and helping him with anything! Dammit, why can't they ever cooperate the way he wants them to?

[Nabpie reaction roll: 1]

The thing lurking in the darkness has had enough of the light and pounces on the glow-canes!

[Nabpie vs. Glowcanes: 4+3 vs. 4+1]

It engulfs several of them in darkness, seemingly completely obliterating them!


Outside Dielnin...

Mike tries to teleport to a good place to ambush people once again!

[Specter Teleportation roll: 5]

Through the time-tested tactic of trying harder, he manages to teleport to the roof of an abandoned manor near the town's central square!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1099 on: November 22, 2012, 03:02:23 pm »

Mike will now wait and enjoy the show.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1100 on: November 22, 2012, 03:20:16 pm »

On the roof of a manor...

Mike looks around for something interesting happening!

[Perception roll: 1]

He watches the front door of a brothel for fun things that might happen!

There don't seem to be any happening, though.

Twenty minutes later, nothing is still happening in ever-increasing quantities.

Forty minutes later, Mike begins to question his existence due to soul-crushing boredom.

[Questioning roll: 1]

He manages to convince himself that he really shouldn't be exist!

[Will roll: 4]

He is, however, not stupid enough to die on the spot. Heh, dying from boredom. That would be a hell of a way to die.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1101 on: November 22, 2012, 04:06:22 pm »

Samucane will create A GLOWING CANE GOLEM OF LIIIIGHT!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1102 on: November 22, 2012, 04:17:31 pm »

Disturbingly near a hostile Nabpie...

Samucane realizes the error of its ways! The cane golem was missing one thing: LIGHT!

[Magic roll: 3+1]

It manifests a reasonable amount of magical energy and creates some more glowcanes!

[Golem shaping roll: 5]

It manages to build a very solid and respectable-looking golem of light and canes, the whole thing measuring about seven feet in height and 4 feet in width!

[Nabpie reaction roll: 4]

The Nabpie gazes at the golem in stupefaction!

"I sa-ay, whe-ere is a-all thi-is bla-asted ma-agic comi-ing fro-om?"
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1103 on: November 22, 2012, 05:02:51 pm »

Samucane will now summon sharpened canes, and launch them at the beast! GLOWING CANES. Also, golem, attack the beast.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2012, 05:07:55 pm by Caerwyn »
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1104 on: November 22, 2012, 06:37:34 pm »

Wander around and look for a way to get out of here.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1105 on: November 22, 2012, 08:23:01 pm »

Monty will remove his pelvis! That thing only gets in the way. Now, travel onwards to the destination!

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1106 on: November 22, 2012, 10:35:27 pm »

"I don't think they is likes me..." Timmy was rather hurt. He frowned, sighed, and... Resolved to cheer these unhappy townsfolk up! The spectre's warped face split in a childish grin and he floated closer, fading a bit as he went...

>Cease screeching!

>Attempt to become less visible!

>Float closer to the town, hide and use my Spirit Telekinesis to make all the pet cats in the town levitate out into the main square and do a happy dance! That should make these people happier!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1107 on: November 23, 2012, 01:05:22 am »

Outside the town of Dielnin...

Timothy, dissatisfied at his terrible reception, elects to stop screeching like a monster from the darkest pits of the demonic realms! He also tries to make himself less visible!

[Invisibility roll: 1-1]

He makes himself into a permanent light source! A rather bright one, too.

Oh, would you look at that, there appears to be a fellow on a horse speeding towards him! Better hide!

[Hiding roll: 4]

Timothy disappears into the ground and goes toward the town!

[Navigation roll: 6]

He reemerges from his subterranean journey inside a home of some kind! Looks safe enough. Time for more magic!

[Telekinesis roll: 6]

Timothy realizes that he doesn't know where anything is in this town! Oh well, better telekinesis the hell out of it anyway! He strains, huffs and puffs, and achieves his goal! Random places in this town are now affected by long-range spectral haunting!

[Random place roll: 3]

He hears screaming and splattering come from several places around himself! Well, they're probably alright. What could a little bit of telekinesis do, anyway?


In the tomb of Bernie...

Monty figures that he'd best be moving on now! But first, he must dispose of his ancient enemy: his pelvis!

[Pelvis removal roll: 1]

After smashing against the ground for a while, he is left with a splintered mess of a pelvis! It's still attached to his spine, though! He'll need tools to get rid of that connection! Oh well, better go!

His pelvis making a scratching noise as it drags along the ground, Monty proceeds to follow the route on his map!

[Encounter roll: 5]

Surprisingly enough, nobody attempts to take advantage of him on the way! Awful nice animals they have in this part of the world!

He gets to Dielnin about half an hour after Mike! There is a fellow on a horse outside the gates, near him are several townspeople!


On an alien world...

Vincent, feeling rather weak at the moment, goes off to wander around the inhospitable depths of the alien world!

[Wandering roll: 6]

He manages to find a small archway leading to stairs that go underground! Well, that looks safe!


Inside a newly blocked-off tomb...

Samucane tries to perform a sharpened glowcane assault on the creature near it!

[Magic roll: 3+1]

2 sharpened glowcanes appear and speed toward the creepy bastard!

[Glowcanes vs. Nabpie: 1+2 vs. 6+3-1]

The Nabpie, however, eats both of them mid-air! Uh oh. Plan B: golem, attack!

[Golem vs. Nabpie: 4+2 vs. 5+3-1]

The creature skillfully avoids the golem's attack, then spins around to strike!

[Nabpie vs. Golem: 5+3 vs. 1+2]

It engulfs the thing in darkness and horror, and when it withdraws, nothing is left! The golem seems to be gone!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1108 on: November 23, 2012, 10:48:26 am »

Mike will use his Spectral Telekinesis to make random people in the town drink the nearest potion.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1109 on: November 23, 2012, 11:32:43 am »

Samucane will do the improbable. The unknown. The crazy. He's going to FLY THE HELL OUT OF THERE, BECAUSE SCREW FIGHTING ANYTHING WITH A NATURAL +3 TO...EVERYTHING. Maybe hide behind the sister?
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