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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 564468 times)

Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1005 on: November 19, 2012, 05:00:30 pm »

((Hey, Harry, I have to write a short story for School, and I was wondering If I could use some of this plot/Characters, etc.? ))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1006 on: November 19, 2012, 05:42:31 pm »

Explore this magical place of magicalness.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1007 on: November 20, 2012, 12:28:42 am »

Down underneath the soil...

Samucane thinks that it might be a wonderful idea to turn the molecules of a small area of ground into canes!

[Magic roll: 2+1]

He turns five molecules into canes! Dearie me, it sure is getting cramped down here!


Inside the Magical Weaponry and Armor Department...

James looks at the man in full plate mail!

Hm.

Well.

He nods politely with his four heads!

[Man reaction roll: 4]

The man nods as well!

James flees the building!

[Movement roll: 1-1]

He reaches the entrance! However, it seems to be magically locked. Oh crap.


On an alien world...

Vincent goes for a nice, pleasant walk in the fresh alien air (or at least he assumes there's air), going towards the only object around - the thing in the distance!

[Encounter roll: 4]

He sees odd pentagonal patterns of light float around, though they don't seem very interested in harming him. That's actually a pretty rare thing these days.

Eventually he reaches the object and sees that it is a spiral jutting out from the ground! It appears to have a door some two stories above ground level.


Spoiler: GM Note (click to show/hide)
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1008 on: November 20, 2012, 12:32:54 am »

Samucane will head to the sister and...Wait, how can Sam communicate? Uh...Magically form cane-letters in the ground, asking her to give him something to speak telepathically?

Mm yeah baby, stick those rings on my cane. Literally...
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1009 on: November 20, 2012, 02:44:53 am »

Attempt to enter the door of the spiral.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1010 on: November 20, 2012, 08:55:59 am »

Several dozen feet underground...

Samucane tries to get out of its underground prison!

[Magic roll: 1+1]

It doesn't budge a single inch! Argh! Again!

[Magic roll: 6+1]

It rockets out of the soil and flies high into the air once more, managing to reach about the same height as before, which is to say about a mile up from the ground! It tries to propel himself towards the last known location of Bernie's sister!

[Magic roll: 2+1]

It slowly begins moving in her direction!

[Magic roll: 6+1]

Ah, too slow. Samucane ramps up the power to frankly ridiculous levels, approaching the sound barrier in his flight!It slams into the roof of Bernie's cottage!

[Landing roll: 4-1]

It pierces right through the straw roof and flies into the wooden floor lower-end forwards, using magic to slightly slow its descent!

[Endurance roll: 2+1]

Well, its lower end is slightly scratched and a noticeable crack has appeared on it!

[Bernie's sister reaction roll: 2]

"Oh crap, are we under attack? We're under attack, aren't we?"

She brandishes an amulet and points it menacingly all around herself!

[Samucane magic roll: 3+1]

Samucane forms letters from magic canes on the ground!

[Writing eloquence roll: 6]

DEAR MISTRESS, I, SAMUCANE, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL, DESIRE TO SPEAK WITH YOU! I REQUIRE SOME KIND OF MAGICAL ARTIFACT THAT WOULD ALLOW ME TO COMMUNI

Samucane runs out of space on the ground!

[Sis intelligence roll: 5]

"Communicate with people, I suppose? Some sort of telepathy thing? Well, I... hm."

She begins yelling!

"I DON'T HAVE ANY TELEPATHY ARTIFACTS! GO TO THE UNIVERSITY OF MAGIC AND LOOK FOR ONE THERE! NOW PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING WORTH STEALING AND I REALLY NEED TO REST!"

She waits for a response.

"I hope whoever did that heard me. Would hate to have to blast them with my amulet. Last time I did that there was blood everywhere. Took weeks to clean up."

[Beautiful man waking up roll: 3]

The beautiful man groans a bit and stirs slightly!


Near an alien spiral...

Vincent attempts to reach the door!

[Jumping roll: 1+1]

He jumps, but backwards! After a humiliating fall on his pelvis, he tries again!

[Jumping roll: 6+1]

He takes up an optimal jumping position and, using his third arm as an additional boost, leaps about a story too high! He gets caught in an odd spatial anomaly, no doubt a product of all the alien nonsense around!

[Spatial anomaly roll: 4]

It appears to be loop-like, launching him straight at the door!

[On-the-spot door bypassing roll: 5]

He manages to land at the door feet-first and grab the handle with his hands, opening the door and slipping inside without a whole lot of trouble!

Well, it seems like there is a spiral ramp on the other side of door. It leads up and down.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1011 on: November 20, 2012, 11:18:37 am »

Samucane will reassemble some of the molecules in the man's damaged areas into regenerative canes, to heal the wounds!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1012 on: November 20, 2012, 11:52:38 am »

Inside the cottage of Bernie's sister...

Samucane has an amazing idea once again! It'll turn the poor beautiful fellow's shoulder into canes! Yeah, that'll work!

[Magic roll: 6+1]

The man's muscle tissue around the shoulder becomes entirely made of miniature cane-fibers! Hooray!

The man's upper arm slowly turns into cane-fibered muscle!

The man's forearm and half his chest turns into cane-tissue!

Hm, maybe this wasn't the best idea.

[Beautiful man waking up roll: 1+1]

The man, fortunately for himself, stays completely unconscious during the process!

[Cane-blight spreading roll: 3]

The cane tissue completely supplants the original flesh of one of his arms and climbs up to to his left ear as well as consuming his stomach! Well, that didn't work quite as planned.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1013 on: November 20, 2012, 12:06:25 pm »

((Half man and half cane it's.. CANE MAN in color.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1014 on: November 20, 2012, 12:12:34 pm »

((I'm kinda imagining it as the plant by now, not so much the walking stick. :P Sam should start an agriculture boom!))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1015 on: November 20, 2012, 12:30:13 pm »

((I'm going with a rather broad definition of "cane" - that is to say, a wooden stick. A dead wooden stick.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1016 on: November 20, 2012, 12:30:31 pm »

Samucane will stop the halt of the...Infestation! Gyaah!

Am I the only one having troubles accessing the RTD forums? I keep getting "502" errors or something...
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1017 on: November 20, 2012, 12:40:07 pm »

((Forums have been 504'ing for a while for just about everyone. :())
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1018 on: November 20, 2012, 12:40:25 pm »

Inside the cottage of Bernie's sister...

Samucane attempts to halt the cane-blight in the fellow's body!

[Magic roll: 6+1]

And it does! In fact, it removes any trace of canes from the man's body! The man is left with absolutely no muscle tissue in the entire area formerly infested with canes!

[Beautiful man endurance roll: 5]

He doesn't seem to mind much. In fact, he isn't even bleeding. Well, how about that.

[Man waking up roll: 2]

The man remains unconscious! Probably for the best, Samucane thinks.

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« Last Edit: November 20, 2012, 12:42:11 pm by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1019 on: November 20, 2012, 12:46:43 pm »

My color would be green, please?
This is basically how i'm feeling right now.
« Last Edit: November 20, 2012, 12:53:16 pm by miauw62 »
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