Outside the Magical Weaponry and Armor Department...James, horrified at his transformation, decides to half-slither, half-walk back to the man he blames for the entirety of his miseries!
[Movement roll: 6-1]
He moves like a regular snail train, using his legs to give himself a much-needed boost! Eventually he gets in!
The swordsman looks at James!
[Fear resistance roll: 3]
He becomes white as a sheet and begins to shiver! He looks like he is about to ask something, but then decides not to, possibly to preserve his tenuous grip on sanity!
James is not satisfied at this considerable, though somewhat lower than expected amount of fear! He goes for a vicious beaversnailgoating!
[Beaversnailgoating: James vs. Swordsman: 2 vs. 2+1-
1]
Somewhat new to the beaversnailgoating business, James crawls on the man and considers his next move!
[Swordsman fear roll: 2]
The swordsman just stands with his mouth agape! Well, no time like the present!
[Beaversnailgoating roll: 1]
During his experimentation in beaversnailgoating, James comes upon new and excitingly terrifying possibilities of inflicting the method! He practices all of them! On himself! James falls off the man, shaking and terrified!
[Swordsman morale roll: 3]
The swordsman doesn't seem to be able to muster up enough courage to believe what is currently happening! He slaps himself several times!
In the ruins of a once-less-security-officer-infested neighborhood...Samuel, not really in a mood to answer the inquiries of random schlubs approaching him on the street, feigns injury to avoid an awkward conversation!
[Injury feigning roll: 1]
He falls to the ground and begins rolling with expertly-pantomimed laughter! The officer is not amused, which honestly and truly offends Samuel! He gets up and gets ready to deliver the beating of a lifetime!
[Samuel vs. Officer: 3+1 vs. 3+2]
The officer, however, has dealt with old people before and successfully avoids each and every one of Samuel's strikes! With the identity of at least one hostile geezer ascertained, he decides to take action!
[Officer vs. Samuel: 5+2 vs. 3+2]
He stabs at Samuel's shoulder with a dagger of extremely unusual sharpness, slicing neatly through three of Samuel's ribs! Oh dear.
Inside the Nabpie Tomb...Jordan proceeds forward, carefully stepping through the nabpie-infested area! Suddenly, he thinks of a perfectly good way to deal with all the horrors of the tomb! It's his classic plan: start swinging, make something dead, repeat ad infinitum!
[Lucky axe swing roll: 4]
He does manage to graze something with an axe swing! It's probably a nabpie, too, considering the mournful howl emitted!
"O-oh ba-alls, tha-at rea-ally hu-urt!"((NOOOOOOOOOO! Is there a possible way to heal this?))
Well, you'd need magic at least as powerful as the spell that made you what you are. And that will definitely not be easy to get.
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