On the road back to Bernie's place...
Jordan, still sprinting like some kind of ancient heathen sports enthusiast, decides to slow down ever so mildly! It is quite unbecoming of a gentleman to run in public, after all!
[Jordan speedy travel roll: 3-1]
He slows down to a truly dignified and respectable walk! If anybody were to see him, they would inevitably ask "Who is this dignified gentleman? Why is he walking like he has one foot in the grave? Why does he smell like there's a lot more of him that should be in the grave?"
If his calculations are correct, Jordan will arrive at Bernie's in 12 hours, tops!
Outside an imaginary citadel of death...
James refuses to acknowledge the existence of the citadel! He turns his back and pouts! After all, can't have his own brain telling him what to do!
...
Dammit, it's still there! And it's cold and boring out in the wastes! What a dilemma! Certain death within or certain boredom outside!
Near an awful mouth from hell...
Samuel has had enough of these disembodied limbs in this gosh darn tomb! They must die!
[Samuel vs. Cane: 1+1 vs. 4]
The hand scurries away as Samuel swings at it! Damn it all, it's laughing at him!
[Hand vs. Samuel: 1 vs. 5+1]
The hand is about to strike at him, but Samuel isn't messing around anymore!
[Counter attack: Samuel vs. Hand: 2+1 vs. 4]
Samuel is about to finish the stupid thing once and for all when suddenly the hellmouth does something!
[Hellmouth roll: 1]
A whole lot of something, actually! It spits flames and lightning for a bit, then leaks some acid! A creature made entirely of hands steps out, taking up almost the entire room!
"RIGHT, LADS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? THIS IS MY PROPERTY, YOU KNOW. HEEL, HANDY!"
The hand returns to its side!
[Villager initiative roll: 3]
One villager breaks away from the scintillating conversation he's having to look at the giant hand monster. Huh.
He gets back to talking as though nothing had happened.