In Bernie's office...Samucane, internally laughing the entire time, decides to try flying around!
[Magic roll: 6+1]
He supercharges his caneflight abilities and tears through the mausoleum, crashing through several doors skull-first!
[Skull deformation roll: 5]
His skull doesn't really seem to deform in any way! Must be all the magic, Samucane thinks! Or all the canes. Samucane has canes on his mind. All the time. It's quite strange.
It blasts off into the skies, enjoying the soaring feeling of a clear head on the way! Gee, he can see the university from up here. Must be how the statue-guy feels every day of his life.
[Bernie waking up roll: 1]
Meanwhile, Bernie is still unconscious back at the mausoleum! Good for him!
On an alien world...Vincent begins to comprehend the exact depths of excrement he has stepped in. Maybe he could somehow imagine his way out?
[Imagination roll: 1]
He can't think of anything. His imagination is completely overtaken by the alien imagery around!
[Will roll: 2]
He might also be going a little bit insane. Well, what can you do.
[Intelligence roll: ?]
He gets the feeling that this might not be just his imagination. He might have actually been teleported to an alien world. Great.
[Perception roll: 3]
He sees some kind of large object in the distance behind all the undulating rocks and alien nonsense. It seems to be the only thing around.
This feels like my own, personal RTD. And...And I like that. It's fun!
That's because it kind of is right now. That's what usually happens when there's only one frequent poster in a given time period. Same went for TopHat back when he had the early afternoon all to himself.
Also, James is a snail, Vincent is trapped in an alien world, Alaric doesn't do much and everyone else is dead. Time for a new chapter as soon as Bernie frees himself! That means that miauw and Gamerlord get to join! Good for them.