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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 562360 times)

Firelordsky

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #990 on: November 19, 2012, 03:59:23 pm »

Try to imagine a way out of here.
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Caerwyn

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #991 on: November 19, 2012, 04:00:13 pm »

I plan to BRING HIM BACK! I'm a freakin' magical cane on +1 awesome, dude.

Death Knight? Lich? Ancient Vampire? Anything! Magical Poltergeist? It shall be done!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #992 on: November 19, 2012, 04:08:57 pm »

In Bernie's office...

Samucane, internally laughing the entire time, decides to try flying around!

[Magic roll: 6+1]

He supercharges his caneflight abilities and tears through the mausoleum, crashing through several doors skull-first!

[Skull deformation roll: 5]

His skull doesn't really seem to deform in any way! Must be all the magic, Samucane thinks! Or all the canes. Samucane has canes on his mind. All the time. It's quite strange.

It blasts off into the skies, enjoying the soaring feeling of a clear head on the way! Gee, he can see the university from up here. Must be how the statue-guy feels every day of his life.

[Bernie waking up roll: 1]

Meanwhile, Bernie is still unconscious back at the mausoleum! Good for him!


On an alien world...

Vincent begins to comprehend the exact depths of excrement he has stepped in. Maybe he could somehow imagine his way out?

[Imagination roll: 1]

He can't think of anything. His imagination is completely overtaken by the alien imagery around!

[Will roll: 2]

He might also be going a little bit insane. Well, what can you do.

[Intelligence roll: ?]

He gets the feeling that this might not be just his imagination. He might have actually been teleported to an alien world. Great.

[Perception roll: 3]

He sees some kind of large object in the distance behind all the undulating rocks and alien nonsense. It seems to be the only thing around.

Spoiler: GM Note (click to show/hide)
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #993 on: November 19, 2012, 04:16:09 pm »

B-But I want Jordan back!

Samucane will practice some magic. Maybe summon a few simple balls of flame to circle around him?
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #994 on: November 19, 2012, 04:18:40 pm »

In the deep blue skies...

Samucane attempts to make some fireballs encircle him!

[Magic roll: 4-2]

The fireballs, they ain't comin'! Samucane feels terribly disappointed. He also appears to be falling toward the ground.
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« Reply #995 on: November 19, 2012, 04:21:13 pm »

Wait! I still get a -2 on magic? No!!!!

Samucane will try and "Boost" his magic level! Time for a TRAINING SESSION! To the Hyperbolic Time Chamber!

And in one year, Sam managed to do the impossible; - Breaking all boundaries, all limits, he has become a Supercane 2.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #996 on: November 19, 2012, 04:26:38 pm »

In the air...

Samucane tries to figure out how to improve his magical abilities!

[Intelligence roll: ?]

But he's already good at cane magic! Why, the very idea of becoming good at something else is ridiculous. A cane casting non-cane magic! Nuts to that, that's absurd! Besides, he's hardly able to concentrate on any non-cane magic anymore. Must have something to do with the fact he's a cane.

The ground appears to be nearing him ever more quickly.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #997 on: November 19, 2012, 04:29:51 pm »

((START FLYING.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #998 on: November 19, 2012, 04:32:18 pm »

Sam CAN CAST NON-CANE MAGIC. HE WILL. HE MAY NOT BE A MASTER AT ONE ART, BUT HE WILL BE EFFICIENT IN ALL ARTS. HE SHALL NOW being to fly, using Air Magic.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #999 on: November 19, 2012, 04:33:14 pm »

((Turn molecules into canes! you can then control all molecules!))
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« Reply #1000 on: November 19, 2012, 04:35:26 pm »

Sam CAN CAST NON-CANE MAGIC. HE WILL. HE MAY NOT BE A MASTER AT ONE ART, BUT HE WILL BE EFFICIENT IN ALL ARTS. HE SHALL NOW being to fly, using Air Magic.
Do you really want to have a -2 instead of a +1 by calling it 'Air Magic'?
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1001 on: November 19, 2012, 04:39:05 pm »

In the air...

Samucane tries to fly through manipulating the air flow magically!

[Magic roll: 3-2]

He begins speeding toward the ground even faster! He impacts the ground!

[Endurance roll: 6+1]

Fortunately, he was pointing downwards while he dropped. Now he is just gently resting against a solid layer of granite several dozen feet beneath the earth.

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« Reply #1002 on: November 19, 2012, 04:40:15 pm »

Sam will attempt to turn the molecules in a small part of the ground into canes! And then lift up that ground!

MAGIC. WANT.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1003 on: November 19, 2012, 04:49:10 pm »

((Yay! You're using my idea))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #1004 on: November 19, 2012, 05:00:19 pm »

Nod politely, and flee the building.
((I seriously wonder what char. progression ability options I'll get once Bernie awakes.))
« Last Edit: November 19, 2012, 05:01:56 pm by TopHat »
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