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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 564252 times)

Caerwyn

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #930 on: November 18, 2012, 04:38:14 pm »

Samuel will re-search! Heh, re-search...
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« Reply #931 on: November 18, 2012, 04:48:51 pm »

Rapid Kinetic Impulse Therapy my jaw better! Then carry on practicing.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #932 on: November 18, 2012, 04:55:15 pm »

Inside the lair of Bernie's sister...

Samuel believes that he is simply not trying hard enough! He tries to re-search the area!

[Re-search roll: 1-1]

Damn, there most definitely aren't any wires or ropes in here!

[Intelligence roll: ?-1]

Maybe he could just make his canes magically form a cane-splint? That might work quite nicely! And it would last for quite long, if he so wished.


Inside the Magical Weaponry and Armor Department...

James attempts to punch the cramp right out of his jaw!

[Punch roll: 3]

He headbutts himself in the jaw! It still hurts a lot! Not really sensing a positive change here!

He attempts to practice speaking anyway!

[Practice roll: 1-1]

He opens his mouth and is about to speak, but a sudden jolt of pain makes him clench his jaw in a knee-jerk reaction, biting off his own tongue!

Oh, just wonderful. Now he has No Tongue!
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« Reply #933 on: November 18, 2012, 05:03:46 pm »

Attempt to re-fix my tounge. Yay for the medical kit!
((ah. I sense a pattern emerging here.))
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #934 on: November 18, 2012, 05:05:29 pm »

Just go get the Chalice of Infinite Bones and leave.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #935 on: November 18, 2012, 05:30:27 pm »

Cane splints! It shall be DONE!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #936 on: November 19, 2012, 02:08:17 am »

Inside the Magical Weaponry and Armor Department...

James tries to recover his stolen medieval medicine kit from his shell!

[Search roll: 3]

He can't seem to reach it! Just as well, anyway, the only thing left inside it was a bloodletting kit.


Inside the Artifact Vault...

Vincent looks for Experimental Area the First! He wants that chalice!

[Search roll: 2]

Dang, where could it be? It's not in the researcher quarters, he knows that. It's not in the vault, that's also clear. The catalog doesn't have it. So where are the experimental areas?

[Intelligence roll: ?]

Baffling. Maybe they don't really exist and this is all a plot to make him run around in circles?


Inside the home of Bernie's sister...

Samuel attempts to fashion a magical splint for Bernie's sister's leg!

[Magic roll: 5-1]

He manages to get the canes in place and tighten them with magical cane-shaped bonds! Should last her for quite a while.

"Thanks, you're a lifesaver. I don't know what I would have done if you weren't around. You deserve a reward, buddy! But we'll get to that later. So, I see that the, uh, beautiful guy has been brought here. How about the scrying amulet? The other guy already brought back the textbooks."
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #937 on: November 19, 2012, 02:20:22 am »

Just go to a random area and loot some stuff.
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« Reply #938 on: November 19, 2012, 02:27:01 am »

Inside the Artifact Vault...

Vincent, sick of all the confusion, decides to loot randomly!

[Looting roll: 1]

He runs into a researcher again! His skull might leave a nasty bump on the fellow's head, considering the speed at which they both collided!

[Researcher endurance roll: 2]

The researcher seems to have fallen unconscious. What luck! Looting time!

[Loot roll: 4]

Let's see, he has 14 copper coins, a set of keys and a small book of humorous stories! That's the best bit of loot he's had all day!
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« Reply #939 on: November 19, 2012, 03:04:02 am »

Continue searching for shiny loots.
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« Reply #940 on: November 19, 2012, 03:06:40 am »

Inside the Artifact Vault...

Vincent has gotten into the true adventurer spirit now! Nothing can stop him! Loot ahoy!

[Looting roll: 2]

That is, if there was any loot. Damn cheapskate researchers.
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« Reply #941 on: November 19, 2012, 03:14:38 am »

Continue searching for anything of magical value.
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« Reply #942 on: November 19, 2012, 03:20:58 am »

Inside the Artifact Vault...

Vincent keeps on searching for something valuable...

[Search roll: 5]

He finds a suspicious-looking section of a wall! After prodding at it for a bit, he notices and opens a cleverly hidden secret door! He enters the small room behind it!

There's a sign here that points to a downward staircase. There is something written on it.

"To Experimental Areas"

Well, how about that.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #943 on: November 19, 2012, 03:24:12 am »

Attempt to re-fix tounge anyway.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #944 on: November 19, 2012, 03:25:48 am »

Now let's search for that Chalice of Infinite Bones.
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