In the city of... um... ah...Samuel decides to test his undoubtedly amazing magical powers on some wildlife! Specifically, the awesome power of imploding innocent, cute little animals!
[Search roll: 3]
He finds a rabbit! It runs away! Aw, shucks. Well, trees are technically wildlife, right? Samuel decides to see if they really do scream when imploded!
[Magic roll: 1-2]
He turns a good portion of the entire forest's trees into giant canes that are somehow stuck in the ground! Samuel waits for them to do anything! They don't.
Well, that just won't do! More magic!
[Magic roll:
1-2]
He waves at the forest, willing it to implode upon itself! It doesn't. What does implode, however, is space itself. A magical space anomaly appears!
[Samuel escape roll: 2]
Samuel slowly gets pulled into it, being the originator of the warp! Magic hates an originator, you know.
[Samuel escape roll: 4-1]
He holds on to a rock! Well, isn't that just a lucky coincidence.
[Samuel grip roll: 1]
That is, it would be a lucky coincidence if the rock wasn't just a wandering toad. It slips out of Samuel's fingers, sending him tumbling into the anomaly!
[Let's do the space warp: ?]
It takes only an instant for him to pass through the warp! The entire journey is quite indescribable, but the end result is that Samuel seems to have landed on the floor somewhere! A wooden floor.
He gets up and takes a look around. Looks like a tavern. There's people getting drunk, people fighting and people singing terribly. Yep, definitely a tavern.
Inside the quarters of an artifact researcher...Vincent puts his halberds to work in opening the chest!
[Strength roll: 4+1]
He breaks it open like a charm! Life is so much easier when you have tools made of steel!
[Loot roll: 2]
There appears to be more smut inside. This, however, is far more incriminating than the smut in the bookshelf!