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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 546678 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #780 on: November 14, 2012, 03:31:45 pm »

See what magical powers the sword has.
((would a magic healing sword be too much to ask?))
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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« Reply #781 on: November 14, 2012, 03:34:06 pm »

Hey! I know! Let's give the wall HANDS...But only on the inside, not the side facing us!

That worked last-time, right?

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #782 on: November 14, 2012, 04:05:49 pm »

Inside the Department of Magical Weaponry and Armor...

James examines his latest find, the magic sword! What kinds of properties might it have?

[Intelligence roll: ?+1]

James is pretty sure that this sword is usually used for horrible murder! Could try to use it as a surgical implement as well. It's certainly sharp enough!


Inside the palace of the king...

Samuel tries to give the inside wall of the throne room some hands through the amazing power of magic!

[Magic roll: 6-2]

He does indeed hear the sound of grinding stone and muffled panicked screaming from the inside! It is soon replaced by the sound of steel slicing stone! The mob continues to attempt to party the door the death!

[Homewrecking roll: 2+1]

The doors visibly weaken, the bars are bent! The mob presses on!

[Homewrecking roll: 2+1]

Some of the bars are removed by the unskilled attackers!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #783 on: November 14, 2012, 04:34:55 pm »

Samuel will help! Smash the wall with a cane!

I like this RTD. It's fun, silly, serious at times, and the turns are very quick, AND to the point. No six paragraphs detailing every bit of the enviroment for every player; - Fast and fun action. I honestly like that!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #784 on: November 14, 2012, 04:45:57 pm »

*sigh* Go back and deal with the rest of the Nabpies.
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« Reply #785 on: November 14, 2012, 04:47:06 pm »

Find a backpack or something to increase my carrying capacity.
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« Reply #786 on: November 14, 2012, 05:32:27 pm »

Practice speaking with my strange face
((that -2 to social interaction is annoying...

Also, I'll be away until Sunday. Not that it matters for this turn less RTD, but still thought I'd mention it.))
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« Reply #787 on: November 15, 2012, 01:11:42 am »

Within the Department of Magical Weaponry and Armor...

James attempts to practice his oratory, hoping to become one hell of a handicap success story!

[Practice roll: 1]

He gets a cramp in his jaw just from the attempt! Oh gods, that hurts! Didn't even know vampires could get those!


Inside a room in the Artifact Vault...

Vincent looks for something to keep his ill-gotten gains in!

[Search roll: 5]

He finds a pretty fancy-looking traveler's backpack in the room! That could certainly work.


Outside the lair of the Nabpies...

Jordan says nothing to Bernie, opting to simply emit a world-weary sigh! It comes out as more of a raspy wheeze, but the point is nicely conveyed anyway! He walks downstairs!

[Encounter roll: 4]

He senses a Nabpie right in front of him! He walks up to it!

"I say, would you care for a splendid game of chess?"

[Reaction roll: 3]

"Che-ess? Who plays che-ess anymo-ore these da-ays, my wo-ord-"

[Jordan vs. Nabpie: 1+2 vs. 4+3-1]
[Reaction roll: 4]

Jordan swings his axe, but this Nabpie is more intangible than the rest! The axe sails through it! The Nabpie gently slithers toward Jordan!

"No-ow, wha-at was tha-at just no-ow? I sa-ay. Mo-ost irre-egula-ar."

"Well, old bean, I dare say it must have been some kind of infernal fly that just flew past you. Let me get it for you!"

[Jordan vs. Nabpie: 3+2 vs. 6+3-1]
[Reaction roll: 5]

Jordan still can't hit the Nabpie in any meaningful way!

"I-is the fly-y still the-ere?"

"It is, the wretched little blighter!"

[Jordan vs. Nabpie: 5+2 vs. 3+3-1]

Jordan finally manages to get a nice cut on the Nabpie! It bleeds pure evil and darkness!

[Nabpie endurance roll: 3]

It stumbles slightly and emits slightly less darkness!

[Reaction roll: 1]

"Oh, I see. You me-ean to ki-ill me-e?"

"Nonsense, old chap. Just swatting flies from you, being a productive member of society!."

"I a-am not fa-alling for tha-at one again."

[Nabpie vs. Jordan: 4+2 vs. 5-1]

The Nabpie moves its icy tendrils over Jordan! Jordan feels a terrible chill run over him! Better keep swinging, though!

[Jordan vs. Nabpie: 2+2 vs. 3+2-1]

The Nabpie is a bit too fast, though! It moves back in for an attack!

[Nabpie vs. Jordan: 2+2 vs. 2-1]

The Nabpie moves in close and drags a piece of Jordan's belly into its maw!

[Dog idea roll: 4]

The dog attempts to bite the silly thing!

[Dogleg vs. Nabpie: 5+1 vs. 6+1-1]

The Nabpie skillfully avoids its bite!

[Jordan vs. Nabpie: 1+2 vs. 4+2-1]

Damn, he's good! He can avoid Jordan at every turn!

[Nabpie vs. Jordan: 3+2 vs. 3-1]

The Nabpie eats a large piece of Jordan's club-leg! Jordan carefully balances on his dog-leg!

[Jordan vs. Nabpie: 5+2 vs. 3+2-1]

Jordan lands yet another solid hit, though! The Nabpie retreats in some mimicry of pain!

[Nabpie endurance roll: 3]

It does look weaker now as well!

[Nabpie vs. Jordan: 4+1 vs. 2-1]

The Nabpie bites into Jordan's metal arm! It doesn't appear to want to let go!

[Jordan vs. Nabpie: 2+2 vs. 6+1-1]

The Nabpie just keeps clinging on despite getting poked with the axe!


Inside the castle of the king...

Samuel tries to help his followers!

[Samuel homewrecking roll: 4]

He manages to successfully loosen one of the blocks around the entrance!

[Mob homewrecking roll: 3+1]

The mob follows suit and soon opens up another makeshift entrance next to the door! They all enter the throne room!

They see the king and two units of elite royal guardsmen guarding him! Nearby are a bunch of destroyed stone hands!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #788 on: November 15, 2012, 07:03:14 am »

Put on the backpack and see what is inside the chest.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #789 on: November 15, 2012, 09:52:29 am »

Inside the lair of an artifact researcher...

Vincent puts on the fancy backpack and stashes his collection of smut in it! He then proceeds to try and ransack the chest!

Hm. It's locked.

[Lockpicking roll: 3]

It's locked hard.

[Strength roll: 3]

And made of oak. Damn it all. Probably something valuable inside, though!


Inside the Nabpie Tomb...

Jordan is getting mighty tired of this disagreeable chap on his arm! He attempts to cleave him off!

[Nabpie chomping roll: 4]

The Nabpie chews on Jordan's shoulder, eating a large piece of it!

[Jordan vs. Nabpie: 5+2 vs. 2+1-1]

His enthusiasm and unusual killer instinct are rewarded with horrible axe-related injuries!

[Nabpie endurance roll: 2]

The Nabpie drops to the ground and fades away!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #790 on: November 15, 2012, 10:34:40 am »

One down, who knows how bloody many more to go.  Pick up my body parts and try to reattatch them, before moving forwards once more.
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« Reply #791 on: November 15, 2012, 11:26:57 am »

Inside the home of the Nabpies...

Jordan attempts to practice medicine on himself!

[Medicine roll: 3]

He plops the loose chunks of flesh back on to his body, but is unable to get them to stick properly! Maybe he needs qualified medical help or some such nonsense! Not quite ready to get back out again, Jordan proceeds inside the corridors, looking for any Nabpies worth slaying!

[Encounter roll: 1]

Alarmed by their comrade's death, three Nabpies surround Jordan!

[Reaction roll: 1]

"Hee iis thee eenemy! Kiill hiim!"

[Nabpie 1 vs. Jordan: 5+3 vs. 2-1]
[Nabpie 2 vs. Jordan: 5+3 vs. 1-1]
[Nabpie 3 vs. Jordan: 3+3 vs. 1-1]

The three Nabpies completely surround Jordan and eat every single one of his limbs and his entire belly! They also devour his axe! Oh dear! Jordan falls to the ground limbless!

[Nabpie intelligence roll: 3]

Two of the Nabpies leave, satisfied at their work, while one remains in the general vicinity, casting an occasional glance at Jordan's body!

[Jordan will roll: 1]

Jordan feels his unlife-force quickly seep from the pathetic remains of his body! He tries to fight it, but is too weak to halt the flow!

[Jordan will roll: 4-1]

He does, however, begin to fight it at some point, keeping some of it from escaping!

[Jordan will roll: 6-1]

Yeah, he has a good handle on it now. Won't be getting away that easy!

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« Reply #792 on: November 15, 2012, 11:34:30 am »

START BITING AT THE LAST NABPIE! I WILL GET MY LIMBS BACK! If I do, call for Bernie to come help.
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« Reply #793 on: November 15, 2012, 11:39:59 am »

Samuel will get the Crossbowmen to stand back, and launch bolt after bolt at the guards! The mob in-front will take up any shields, boards, hell rocks, and make a pseudo barrier/wall! Let the guardsmen feast on bolts! Sam will Cane some of the buggers with flying canes too!
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« Reply #794 on: November 15, 2012, 12:27:03 pm »

Inside the tomb of the Nabpies...

Jordan attempts to bite the Nabpie!

[Jordan movement roll: 5-[abb=You're just an upper torso, for gods' sakes!]3[/abbr]]

He budges a few inches in its direction!

[Nabpie perception roll: 5]

The Nabpie immediately notices Jordan moving and comes on over to finish the job!

[Nabpie vs. Jordan: 5+3 vs. 5-2]

The Nabpie devours the entirety of Jordan's torso, leaving but a head behind!

"Oh, bother."

[Jordan will roll: 2-2]

Jordan's eyes go dark, the spark of unlife in them becoming extinguished! In a few moments, all that is left is a head of a mere corpse! The face of the corpse looks somewhat irritated, but nonetheless possesses a certain gentlemanly quality! The Nabpie ignores the head, choosing to get back to its mates and knock back a pint of shadow essence over a nice, friendly game of backgammon!

Jordan has been fatally dismembered!


Inside the castle of the esteemed king...

Samuel has got a strategy developing here! He attempts to convey the finer points of it to the mob!

[Nonverbal communication roll: 3]

He isn't able to instruct the dancing agitators to do anything, but at least the crossbowmen seem to understand him! They move into good firing positions!

[Crossbowmen vs. Royal Elite Guard Unit 1: 6+3 vs. 3+5-2]

They open fire on one of the flanks of the elite guardsmen, mowing down nearly half of them before they scatter! The mob, meanwhile, just dances straight into melee with the other half of the guards!

[Mob vs. Royal Elite Guard Unit 2: 2+6 vs. 2+5]

It's a pitched battle, but the mob gains ground by virtue of the edge they've obtained from their magical weapons! The guardsmen get decimated, by which it is meant that about a tenth are dead!

[King roll: 4]

The king is too smart to go fight a mob! He attempts to deliver a rousing speech!

[Speech roll: 3]

"I would really appreciate it if you stopped dying, men!"

[Samuel magic roll: 4]

Samuel indirectly aids the mob by summoning 2 canes to beat up the elite guardsmen!

[Cane 1 vs. Royal Elite Guard Unit 2: 5+1 vs. 3+5-1]
[Cane 2 vs. Royal Elite Guard Unit 2: 5+1 vs. 6+5-1]

The guardsmen are briefly distracted, though not really impeded in a meaningful way by two flying canes delivering a slight beating to a few of their number! A sufficient amount of heads is turned to give the mob an opening!

[Mob vs. Royal Elite Guard Unit 2: 6+6 vs. 6+5-1]

The mob takes the opportunity to pummel a good number of the royal guards!

[Crossbowmen vs. Royal Elite Guard Unit 1: 3+3 vs. 2+3-2]

The crossbowmen take the time to eliminate most of the remaining guardsmen on the king's right!

[King roll: 4]

The king attempts to rally the people around him!

[King speech roll: 1]

"You idiots will be beheaded if you don't stop fighting like girly men RIGHT NOW! I swear, I regret the day I took advantage of first-night privileges with all of your mothers!"

[Royal Guard morale roll: 1]

Getting berated by their king for apparently failing in their duty does little to bolster the morale of the guards! In fact, most of them get downright pissed off at the king! Unwilling to fight, let alone die for this bag of excrement, they decide to flee!

[King roll: 4]

"Now, let's be reasonable here..."

He tries to run to the back door of the throne room!

[Escape roll: 3]

He makes it halfway there!

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