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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563729 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #705 on: November 12, 2012, 03:06:55 pm »

Outside the barricaded Magical Weaponry and Armor Department...

James attempts to find some easily exploitable mistake in the whole "barricade it up to heaven" setup!

[Intelligence roll: ?+1]

He is pretty sure there isn't one! Well, except for the fact that they aren't made of metal! A-ha! Exploitable weakness, here comes James!

[Homewrecking roll: 4]

After spending about thirty minutes on what is essentially chopping lumber, James gets inside the department!

[Commotion roll: 2]

Oh dear. There appears to be a gentleman with a glowing sword waiting for him inside!

[Reaction roll: 4-2]

"Good gods, man, what happened to your face?"

[Social interaction roll: 1-2]

"Hssst!"

James attempts to decapitate his adversary!

[James vs. Swordsman: 5+1 vs. 6+1]

James slashes, but the swordsman ducks expertly and strikes back!

[Swordsman vs. James: 6+2 vs. 2+2]

James is stabbed through the shoulder in an extremely nasty way!

[Will roll: 3+1]

He manages to hold on to his weapon, though!


Inside a freshly exorcised ancient tomb...

As the marvelous slayer of the most unholy backgammon enthusiast, Jordan feels entitled to first crack at the loot!

[Looting roll: 4]

He walks up to an important looking sarcophagus and takes the lid off! Inside is some shiny ancient golden full plate armor! Suspiciously shiny, actually! Jordan tries to take it off!

[Armor use roll: 5]

Through good old gentlemanly ingenuity, he manages to get the whole set off in less than five minutes! Not bad! Not bad at all!


Outside a magic store...

Samuel rightly believes himself to be somewhat out of his depth with all this pen magic! Time to convert it into something familiar!

[Magic roll: 1]

The pen he paid all of his money for explodes into a shower of canes made of fire and lightning!

[Collateral damage roll: 5]

Fortunately, not a whole lot of the surrounding street is harmed by the storm of exploding magical canes, possibly by virtue of nobody else being around! Only telltale blackened patches on the walls around here give off any clue that anything particularly suspicious could have happened! Samuel is now penless, penniless and doesn't even have any canes to show for it! Oh, woe!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #706 on: November 12, 2012, 03:24:01 pm »

Kill swordsman, take sword.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #707 on: November 12, 2012, 03:45:45 pm »

Exit the tomb, while putting the armour on, and heading back into the town to search the ruins.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #708 on: November 12, 2012, 04:01:53 pm »

Sam is going to just start blowing things up. Or himself. Or somebody.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #709 on: November 12, 2012, 05:57:51 pm »

Try to get into the vault.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #710 on: November 12, 2012, 11:59:40 pm »

Inside the Department of Magical Weaponry and Armor...

Not really one to apologize for attempting to stab his fellow man, James attempts to kill his adversary!

[James vs. Swordsman: 1+1 vs. 2+1]

He, however, stabs a wall instead! The swordsman looks on in puzzlement for a few seconds before deciding to try to get some more stabbity action himself!

[Swordsman vs. James: 6+2 vs. 1+2]

He slices James' sole remaining arm clean off! The arm hangs off the halberd, still stuck in the wall!

[James will roll: 5+1]

James, however, is not out yet! Disarmed, yes, but still entirely capable of fleeing like a coward!


Outside the Artifact Vault...

Vincent is not entirely satisfied with his track record these last days. Perhaps his luck will turn around now?

[Search roll: 1]

The minute he pokes the door, a magical barrier erects itself around the entire building! Crap.


Inside a recently monsterless tomb...

Jordan tries to put the armor on!

[Armor use roll: 3]

He does put on about half of it successfully, though he'll need a squire to put on the rest. This thing is really elaborate, after all!


Outside a magic store...

Samuel decides to throw logic to the wind and just begin randomly destroying everything!

[Magic roll: 6]

He points his cane at the sky and calls down an army of really angry-looking flaming canes of destruction! They proceed to pummel the surrounding area!

[Collateral damage roll: 4]

They manage to demolish a building and start a fire!

[Fire roll: 1]

They fire does a better job than the canes ever could, however! It spreads to nearby wooden buildings with alarming speed, and soon the entire neighborhood is in flames! Hooray! Blowing stuff up - achieved!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #711 on: November 13, 2012, 12:03:29 am »

Sam will sit around, and wait for the king to show up! (Come on 6's!)
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #712 on: November 13, 2012, 12:19:45 am »

In a burning neighborhood...

Samuel waits for the king to show up! He sits down on a nearby stone bench and carefully peers around!

[Fire response roll: 5]

A whole bunch of people show up with buckets of water and other firefighting equipment!

[Extinguishing roll: 6]

They start another fire after evacuating all the nearby people! Sure, it burns down an additional neighborhood, but at least the backfire stopped the original fire and prevented the entire city from going up in flames! Hooray for effective firefighting!

No king, though. Maybe he's not part of the volunteer fire department? How disingenuous of him!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #713 on: November 13, 2012, 07:39:05 am »

Drag a body into the magical barrier.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #714 on: November 13, 2012, 07:45:56 am »

Outside the Artifact Vault...

Vincent grabs a nearby corpse and tries to chuck it into the barrier!

[Strength roll: 6]

The body smacks against the wall, sustaining some damage and then sliding down into the barrier!

[Barrier strength roll: 1]

The barrier glows red, then green, then blue! There is a loud boom from inside the vault! They probably hadn't thought this whole magical barrier thing through.

[Collateral damage: 6]

The building holds together nicely! It does appear a bit flimsy now, though! The front door falls out of its frame and shatters into many tiny pieces on the cobblestones! Success!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #715 on: November 13, 2012, 07:51:43 am »

Very cautiously, walk inside and search for any traps.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #716 on: November 13, 2012, 07:59:49 am »

Outside the Artifact Vault...

Vincent heads inside the vault with extreme caution! After all, can't have any horrible traps maiming him most terribly!

He looks around! There appear to be corridors leading to places called "Catalog", "Vault" and "Researcher Quarters".

[Search roll: 3]

Well, looks okay to him! There might be traps, sure, but there's probably nothing he can do about them anyway! Well, such is unlife!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #717 on: November 13, 2012, 08:21:28 am »

Go to the Researcher Quarters.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #718 on: November 13, 2012, 08:29:33 am »

Inside the Artifact Vault...

Vincent decides to scoot on over to the Researcher Quarters! Maybe there are some researchers to bully and loot still there, you never know!

[Encounter roll: 5]

He sees absolutely nobody on the way there. Maybe they died in the explosion? After a bit of a stroll he reaches a set of eight doors, each bearing a name engraved on a golden plate.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #719 on: November 13, 2012, 11:02:46 am »

Bring the armour back to Bernie's room, and see if HE can do anything with it.
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