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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 564134 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #495 on: November 08, 2012, 11:02:50 am »

Urgh. Try to get off the ceiling SOMEHOW. Then kill the elephant.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #496 on: November 08, 2012, 11:07:18 am »

Use arms to snap the arrows then charge her.

(( I'm getting a huge number of high rolls from enemies lol ))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #497 on: November 08, 2012, 11:36:09 am »

Inside a blank mindspace...

James attempts to glean some information on the mindspace from the book in his hands!

Uh oh. He doesn't have it anymore! Oh well, better use that old brainpan of his!

[Intelligence roll: ?+1]

Well, obviously this is a mindspace of his creation. There must be some kind of obstacle here to overcome so he can get right out, right? Enriching spiritual journey mumbo-jumbo or something like that.

[Obstacle roll: 1]

He spies a giant citadel of swirling winds and flames in the distance! It's the only thing in sight right now, the rest being a complete blank! Gulp.


On the roof of the Library...

This is no time to develop sudden onset zombie gentleman acrophobia! Jordan has books to deliver!

[Anti-acrophobia roll: 4]

Yes, it's completely silly! There's an elephant right there to break his fall!

[Jordan vs. Elephant: 2+1 vs. 4+3-2-1-1]

Jordan lands face-first on the elephant's back!

[Holding on roll: 3+1]

Jordan grabs a fold of elephant skin with his metal arm to prevent himself from falling off! It works nicely!

[Elephant alarm roll: 1]

The elephant was born free! Well, actually it was born a tree and turned into a fairly nice chair, but it was ensorcelled to become an elephant and it'll be damned if it won't enjoy it to its fullest! It rolls over!

[Jordan endurance roll: 6]

Jordan not only holds on, he also uses his teeth for additional support! He bites into the elephant's back with all of his might!

[Elephant will roll: 4]

The elephant stays in control and doesn't run amok! It hurts like hell, though!


In a battle that is becoming increasingly dangerous...

Leon, in desperate need of getting free, tries to break the arrows with his arms!

[Leon strength roll: 4+1-1]

He breaks them off and slides off, strolling toward the woman in his weakened state!

[Woman vs. Leon: 1+1 vs. 1-1]

Another of the woman's arrows plinks against Leon's shell at an angle, not achieving any penetration!

[Woman morale roll: 3]

She decides to move to a much safer distance! Preferably about three hundred feet away from Leon!

[Woman escape roll: 4]

She runs, looking back occasionally to see if Leon is still on her tail!

[Leon will roll: 1-1]

To her surprise, he isn't! He has collapsed in a pile and seems to be immobile!

What she doesn't know is that Leon's unlife-force has nearly gone right out of him, and only a small vestige of it remains! Leon's soul fights relentlessly for its anchor!

[Leon will roll: 2-2]

But to no avail! The metal guardian remains motionless, the last bit of unlife having left him just a few moments ago. The woman pokes at the perforated shell with her foot curiously.

"What was this thing?"

She walks over to her two compatriots. There is nothing she can do for them, as they really have more blood outside their bodies now than in right now.

"The next ten peasants are for you, Joe!"

She puts their hands across their chests and shuts their eyes. Having done that, she leaves, never to find out what the metal guardian was or how it got here.

Leon has died once more!

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« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 11:48:08 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #498 on: November 08, 2012, 11:38:28 am »

(( Lol the sheer number of 5 in that fight against me was insane. ))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #499 on: November 08, 2012, 11:44:24 am »

((If only you had James' rebound powers! This whole tragedy could have been averted, I think, if I hadn't switched to the DnD Roller. It just worked faster and more reliably, you know! I didn't want to kill you guys! Well, maybe a little bit, but still!))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #500 on: November 08, 2012, 11:52:00 am »

Tell the elephant to sit, while I jump off and collect the books again. Then, climb back on and ride him into the sunset! Which is to say, back to Bernie's lair.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #501 on: November 08, 2012, 12:25:46 pm »

Sam will take point, and get the villagers to follow closely behind. While he's at it, he'll call a rat or two in the vicinity, and get 'em to scout ahead for him, and spring any traps.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #502 on: November 08, 2012, 12:27:07 pm »

Flee with the beautiful Mage.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #503 on: November 08, 2012, 12:29:10 pm »

See if there's an obstacle. Obviously that's just a citadel in the background.
Heh.
If it is the obstacle, approach cautiously.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #504 on: November 08, 2012, 12:30:07 pm »

((*excitement*))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #505 on: November 08, 2012, 01:00:06 pm »

On the back of a rampaging elephant...

Jordan, holding on by his teeth and metal hand, tries to tame the elephant!

[Elephant taming roll: 2]

The elephant isn't receptive to domination by a corpse that chopped off most of its face and bit into its back! It attempts to shake Jordan off!

[Grip roll: 2+1]

Jordan loses grip with his arm! Oh dear! Now he's just holding on by his teeth!

[Elephant morale roll: 3]

However, the elephant is getting somewhat tired from all this shaking and rolling! It just trots along and shakes unenthusiastically!

[Grip roll: 6]

Jordan grabs the elephant's hide with his arm once more, pinching it in a literal steel grip! He tears out a chunk of the elephant's flesh with his teeth and bites in once more!

[Bite roll: 5]

He manages to chomp a hole large enough to fit his pretzel arm into! He puts the arm in, further securing his hold!

[Dog idea roll: 5]

The dog begins squeaking as convincingly as possible!

[Elephant morale roll: 1]

The elephant is now convinced that there are mice nearby! It stomps the ground, completely oblivious of its riders!

[Dismount roll: 6-1]

Jordan quickly steps off the elephant and goes to obtain the books!

[Inventory management roll: 3]

Once more stuffing every book in the folds of his clothes and his hands, Jordan is ready to go!


In a field of corpses...

Alaric honestly didn't expect that to work! Better get while the getting's good, eh?

"The fiend has gone! Let's run!"

They do! They attempt to flee back to Bernie's as quickly as possible!

[Alaric speedy travel roll: 3]

They quickly proceed on the road for a short period of time, but then slow down, convinced that the statue probably isn't following them.

[Awareness roll: 1]
[Marcus magic roll: 4+1]

This conviction proves to be entirely unfounded as they soon see a large grey figure flying toward them from the distance!


Inside a not-blank-enough mindspace...

James cannot believe that such a thing could be his obstacle!

[Disbelief roll: 6]

It's completely wrong, it is! It should be BIGGER and SCARIER to be worthy of James!

And so it is! The citadel is actually taller than James thought, and the fires seem to burn hotter!


Within a dungeon, yaay...

Samuel, brave hero that he is, takes point and goes forward! The villagers follow!

Wait a minute, he's an undead wizard! Why not get some familiars?

[Search roll: 4]

There's plenty of rats around! Awesome!

[Magic roll: 3-2]

He waves his cane at them! The rats become obedient! Obedient canes! Obedient canes that aren't actually alive anymore! Oh well, onward!

He enters the main burial chamber! There is a large throne, a long-dead king's mummy and yep, that's a hellmouth of some kind. Looks evil as hell. Possibly more evil.

[Hellmouth roll: 4]

The hellmouth discharges an angry-looking devilish hand!

[Hand vs. Samuel: 3 vs. 2+1]

It goes for Samuel's throat, but Samuel, despite having no actual vitals, swats it away with his cane!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #506 on: November 08, 2012, 01:16:21 pm »

Hmm... Try to Get back to reality. It's all in the mind...
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #507 on: November 08, 2012, 01:17:40 pm »

Make my way back to the cemetery as quickly as possible!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #508 on: November 08, 2012, 01:22:56 pm »

Near a totally distracted elephant...

Jordan tries to make his way back to Bernie's as quickly as possible!

[Jordan speedy traveling roll: 4-1]

All those books are quite hindering, though, and he proceeds at a slightly quicker pace than you'd expect a zombie, but not by much.

[? roll: 2]

While he walks, he feels like he is being watched by something! Something nasty!


Inside a mindscape...

James tries to disbelieve what he is seeing and return to reality!

[Disbelief roll: 4]

He feels the mindspace slightly waver, but it appears he needs something more than just his willpower to totally defeat it! Something inside the citadel, perhaps?
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« Reply #509 on: November 08, 2012, 01:27:05 pm »

Hmm... Try to Get back to reality. It's all in the mind...

What happened to my action?
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.
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