((I think I'm proud to say that I have been faithfully watching this game since my character died! And to think, Jordan was the second last of the original characters to finally die. He was only outlived by the glory that is Samuel/Samucane/Samuskull.
((SHould you not sign up again, chap? I would think we could use another Jordan.))
+1
Oh, why not?
Name: Alec and Alice McMasterson
Gender: Male AND Female
Archetype: Zombie?
Biography: Alec and Alice were a pair of delightful young twins, born to a lovely pair of parents, Adrian and Beth McMasterson. They lived in a glorious Victorian-Era mansion, as one of those picturesque families you see in Coffee-Table books. However, they weren't as cute and innocent as they might have seemed. They were constantly pulling pranks around the house. The parents thought it was cute, and let them keep doing it. That is, until they managed to kill the dog. The parents, being the naïve pair that they were, considered it an unfortunate accident. They got another one, and went on with their business. However, at this point, the twins had turned their sights on their own parents. They felt...constricted. They wanted freedom from curfews, and vegetables, and grounding. So they decided to do something about it. It started out with a few unsuccessful attempts, such as kicking a chair out from under their father while he was changing a lightbulb, and littering the stairs with toys while their mother was collecting the fine china from her room. They finally found their method of madness in the basement while getting food for their dog. A box of Rat Poison. Alice went out to distract the dog and make it bark, so Alec could pour the poison into the nightly Soup while their mother was busy attending to the dog. They felt the plan was foolproof. But they forgot one tiny detail...
They had to eat dinner too.
You know what they say, 'The family that Dines together, DIES together.'
The parents were buried by the local undertaker next to the house, in separate graves. The children were buried at the cemetery, by the parents' will.
((This good enough? 1 Billion Interweb points if you get the reference.))