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[Harry Baldman]

In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud tries to somehow stop the burning! Oh gods, the burning!

[Chemical burn handling roll: 5]

Wait just a minute there! She's not burning! She isn't even all that irritated by the air. In fact, the air seems pretty clean around here. Cleaner than what you'd expect in a town, even. That's weird. She could have sworn she was burning back there. Huh. Guess it was just her imagination.


Inside a basement...

Mark has an absolutely brilliant idea. He will sneak out of the basement, then sneak back in! Back around the bend, quick!

He is now midway between the foot of the stairs and the guy currently examining the book. The guy looks at him.

[Dude magic roll: 1+1]

He is about to do something, but thinks better of it, going back to studying his book.

[Gamerlord]

Go find a better place for donors.

[Harry Baldman]

In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud declares the square to be... well... too square for a hip abomination like herself, so she heads off to find less melty and screaming people to make use of in the most hideous and inhuman of ways.

[Search roll: 1]

The town is pretty much empty of life as far as she can see. Only the square seems to hold any life of interest, and all of that is screaming and melty. Well, aside from an individual in a blue robe currently getting busy slicing unmelted people into bits with a metal instrument of some kind.

[Onyxjew944]

Acquire: Rock.

[Spinal_Taper]

Continue improvising!
"Uh... Purple Sprays, coming from that mage"

[killerhellhound]

Just kill the jerk and hope that the interuption to the summoning does something

[Harry Baldman]

In the streets of Emlocke...

Tom tries to obtain the most powerful and spammable object of the holy trinity, the noble rock!

[Rock obtaining roll: 1]

He jams the metal leg in a conspicuous hole in a certain stone wall, attempting to dislocate it from its base! Unfortunately, this is a bit harder than he might think. This particular building seems to have been built to last. Okay, so new plan.

Wait. The leg won't come out. Why won't it come out? It went in nicely enough. Damn it all, why does the universe have to play hard-to-get all the time!


On a rooftop in the middle of town...

Darren decides to do a different song now. And he doesn't know the lyrics to that one, either!

[Vocal artistry roll: 3+2]

Fortunately, nobody seems to notice! Probably because they're busy being eviscerated by some maniac down there.

[Band music roll: 1+1]

The band stop playing all of a sudden, putting down their instruments.

"Whoa, is that guy there crazy or what? Well, at least he's doin' our work for us. Good, I guess, but still. Woo, look at him go!"


In a bloody basement...

Mark tries to charge at the guy once again!

[Agility roll: 2+1]

And he finds himself rolling downstairs again just as he is about to reach the guy! At least this time his crown doesn't get as ruffled.

[Guy summoning roll: 1]

The guy begins to chant some words, his voice rising in tone until it reaches a frenzied scream! The symbols in the room begin to glow, then smoke as the very reality of the room seems to become compromised! There is a slight shimmer, then a light plonk. The dude collapses in place! Huh. He must have done something wrong there. Well, no bark off Mark's face.

[kahn1234]

If this game is still alive, i would like to join. And maybe even add in the games first ever female character?:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Anastasia Bellblood
Gender: Female
Archetype: Vampire
Biography: Born several thousand years ago in a prosperous land far away, then shipwrecked on the way to her second cousins, fiances, fourth brothers, 2nd cousin-once-removeds, 3rd sisters, husbands lands. She found herself stuck on this inhospitable continent, and in the clutches of a lustful vampire, attracted by her unparallelled looks and curvaceous body and bosom. Turned and forced to be this lustful freaks wife for a millennium, she eventually killed the bugger one night (that was supposedly dedicated to 'passion') and earned her freedom.

Been on the road ever since, usually stumbling into events that shaped history completely by accident. Good swordswoman and elemental mage (theoretically, she lacks a sword and an elemental spellbook).


EDIT: If i ask nicely, could i get a good quality rapier?

[miauw62]

Hah, I KNEW that the first female vampire would be like that

[Harry Baldman]

If this game is still alive, i would like to join. And maybe even add in the games first ever female character?:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Anastasia Bellblood
Gender: Female
Archetype: Vampire
Biography: Born several thousand years ago in a prosperous land far away, then shipwrecked on the way to her second cousins, fiances, fourth brothers, 2nd cousin-once-removeds, 3rd sisters, husbands lands. She found herself stuck on this inhospitable continent, and in the clutches of a lustful vampire, attracted by her unparallelled looks and curvaceous body and bosom. Turned and forced to be this lustful freaks wife for a millennium, she eventually killed the bugger one night (that was supposedly dedicated to 'passion') and earned her freedom.

Been on the road ever since, usually stumbling into events that shaped history completely by accident. Good swordswoman and elemental mage (theoretically, she lacks a sword and an elemental spellbook).


EDIT: If i ask nicely, could i get a good quality rapier?

Oh dear. Bernie will love this one most immensely. Well, if he stays alive, that is. It could still go either way. And I suppose you could have a rapier. Not a good-quality one, though.

Well, at least this one will be a good change from all the skeletons.

[Xantalos]

If this game is still alive, i would like to join. And maybe even add in the games first ever female character?:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Anastasia Bellblood
Gender: Female
Archetype: Vampire
Biography: Born several thousand years ago in a prosperous land far away, then shipwrecked on the way to her second cousins, fiances, fourth brothers, 2nd cousin-once-removeds, 3rd sisters, husbands lands. She found herself stuck on this inhospitable continent, and in the clutches of a lustful vampire, attracted by her unparallelled looks and curvaceous body and bosom. Turned and forced to be this lustful freaks wife for a millennium, she eventually killed the bugger one night (that was supposedly dedicated to 'passion') and earned her freedom.

Been on the road ever since, usually stumbling into events that shaped history completely by accident. Good swordswoman and elemental mage (theoretically, she lacks a sword and an elemental spellbook).


EDIT: If i ask nicely, could i get a good quality rapier?

Oh dear. Bernie will love this one most immensely. Well, if he stays alive, that is. It could still go either way. And I suppose you could have a rapier. Not a good-quality one, though.

Well, at least this one will be a good change from all the skeletons.

Classy vampire and Viking zombie. Awesome.

[Xanmyral]

You got another zombie on the wait list too, although there isn't much special about him. Besides the probable smell of char and ash, and horrible burns.

[Xantalos]

You got another zombie on the wait list too, although there isn't much special about him. Besides the probable smell of char and ash, and horrible burns.

Well yeah, but the other one is a Viking equivalent.

[Onyxjew944]

Activate backup plan: Leverage.

"You know, I may have brutally abused and disregarded you all these times, but now would be a great time to help out. Please, physics?"

Try to pry my leg out, and a rock with it.

[killerhellhound]

Laughing at the mage’s screw up Mark carefully walks over to him and finishes him off if he isn’t dead yet and grabs the book closing it as he does so.