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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 562850 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3435 on: March 09, 2013, 06:53:17 pm »

Mark gets on with his new two favorite things to do partying and killing
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3436 on: March 10, 2013, 03:42:13 am »

In an unusually forked area of the woods...

Tom, lacking in limbs and time for this crap, tries to leave as quickly as possible!

[Tom escape roll: 2-1]
[Tom pursuit roll: 2]

Hm. It looks like Tom is walking toward him. How strange.

[Tom escape roll: 1-1]
[Tom pursuit roll: 1]

He looks about for a few seconds, leaving Tom somewhat mystified, then continues his path toward his disfigured double.

[Tom escape roll: 6-1]
[Tom pursuit roll: 3]

However, Tom realizes something important - this is Tom we're talking about here. Whatever he intends, it cannot be good! Tom starts to roll away as quickly as possible, gaining distance on Tom!

[Tom escape roll: 3-1]
[Tom pursuit roll: 5]

However, Tom also stops messing around and makes a beeline for Tom, grabbing him by the arms in but a scant few seconds!

[Tom strength roll: 3+1]

Tom then proceeds to pick Tom up, dropping the useless piece of crap some would call a sickle in order to do this. Now he has a Tom to utilize for his dark purposes! Watch out, world!


In a magnificent party...

Mark, currently in the middle of executing some sick moves, thinks about what else he would like to do.

[Will roll: 6]

Oh, right. Murder! That's what he'd like to do! Better get to it, then.

[Mark vs. Random Mage: 4+1 vs. 2-1]

He grabs a nearby partygoer and punches him in the throat, watching them fall down and slowly expire. Well, that was fun. So, where was he? Oh, right. The demonologist. After all, by his reckoning, he should have about 2 hours and 30 minutes left, give or take a few.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3437 on: March 10, 2013, 04:08:05 am »

loot the mages stuff, take his head as well, then head to the demonologist house for more killing and loot.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3438 on: March 10, 2013, 08:20:17 am »

Carry Tom back to the Taxidermist's shop

"Don't worry about it, I've heard Cthulites have very rewarding lives."

Struggle

"I always thought getting an Evil Twin would make them the opposite of you, apparently copies of evil stay evil. Considering you're Tom, and I'm Tom, and we're heading back to town... are you taking me there to fix my limbs, as kindling for more arson, or as an offering to Josh for some reason only you, we, can understand?"

"Actually, Tom, I wouldn't go within a mile of Josh unless I was trying to kill him, because having your soul molested by a tubby, insensate lardstrudel is not an enjoyable experience. The arson is rather likely, on the other hand. While fixing you... well, that depends highly on your definition of fixed."

Continue idle banter until arrival at Taxidermist's Shop. Start affixing Broken Tom to the abomination using the taxidermist's equipment.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3439 on: March 10, 2013, 01:09:13 pm »

"Woah-oah-aoh-oah sweet unlife of miiinee."
Keep on making up words to sing.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3440 on: March 10, 2013, 03:17:48 pm »

In a wild mage party...

Mark goes on to loot the random person still asphyxiating on the ground!

[Loot roll: 3]

Well, he has a few coins and a rather raggedy-looking book with most of its pages missing. Probably not a prestigious mage or anything. Mark would take his head as well, but alas, he finds himself without the tools. He should really fix that situation. And soon. Anyway, he runs onward to the demonologist's house, reaching it after about twenty minutes of walking.

About two hours and ten minutes left, he'd bet. He is weaponless, has a tree for a head and pretty much nothing else other than a needle and some thread left over. The house looks ordinary enough from the outside, with a fairly pedestrian front door and somewhat traditional architecture for maximum blandness.


Near Emlocke...

Tom, currently being carried by his equally-evil double Tom to who-knows-where.

"Don't worry about it, I've heard Cthulites have very rewarding lives."

Oh dear. Tom struggles in Tom's grasp, but to no avail.

"I always thought getting an Evil Twin would make them the opposite of you, apparently copies of evil stay evil. Considering you're Tom, and I'm Tom, and we're heading back to town... are you taking me there to fix my limbs, as kindling for more arson, or as an offering to Josh for some reason only you, we, can understand?"

"Actually, Tom, I wouldn't go within a mile of Josh unless I was trying to kill him, because having your soul molested by a tubby, insensate lardstrudel is not an enjoyable experience. The arson is rather likely, on the other hand. While fixing you... well, that depends highly on your definition of fixed."

They reach Emlocke quickly enough, with Tom heading immediately for the taxidermist's shop.

[Tom will roll: 3+1]
[Tom will roll: 6+1]

Tom seems to hesitate at one of the intersections, so Tom slaps him upside the head to get him going. They reach the taxidermist's shop, but what's this? Music?

[Tom will roll: 5]
[Tom will roll: 2]

Tom shrugs at the music, pronouncing it to not really be his kind of thing while Tom tries to wiggle himself free of his grasp! He must investigate this! The party beckons!

[Tom vs. Tom: 1+1 vs. 1+1]

He stops his attempt after Tom gives him a bored look, however. At least, he thinks Tom gave him a bored look. Maybe he was just looking generally bored. Nevertheless, they go inside the taxidermist's shop, at which point it falls to Tom to practice medicine!

[Tom medicine roll: 5]

Picking up a bunch of taxidermy implements, Tom quickly removes the superfluous and rather pulped torso from Tom's head and attaches it between the horrid sculpture's eye stalks, delighted when it seems to actually work! For good measure, he attaches the two arms as well.

Tom is now Mostly Terrigorn.


In the middle of a concert...

Darren just keeps on singin' and wingin' it!

[Darren vocal artistry roll: 2+2]

It sounds pretty okay, all in all. The band are no slouches, either.

[Band music roll: 6+1]

In fact, they seem to be pouring a bit too much heart and soul in the performance, bordering on pointless indulgence! It might be time to move on to a new song. The crowd seem to have had their fill of this one already.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3441 on: March 10, 2013, 04:26:00 pm »

Cthulite Tom

Begin burning down Emlocke. Again.


Clone Tom

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3442 on: March 10, 2013, 07:41:49 pm »

Into the house for weapons and loot
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3443 on: March 10, 2013, 09:12:49 pm »

hunt for donors of bodyparts

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3444 on: March 11, 2013, 09:25:27 am »

In a taxidermist's shop...

Tom and his buddy Tom head out of the taxidermist's shop, the same thought running through their, to be frank, highly violent and antisocial heads. And this thought is fire.

[Tom fire roll: 1]

Tom tries to set fire to one of the nearby houses. He succeeds in setting himself on fire, the stuffing of his furry body instantly bursting into a mighty flame!

[Tom helpfulness roll: 5]

Tom attempts to help Tom with his combustion problem!

[Tom fire extinguishing roll: 1+1]

Together they utterly fail in extinguishing the flames! Uh...

[Tom endurance roll: 1]

Very soon Tom's body is entirely covered in flames, the pyromaniac screaming in utter agony as his less-crippled double tries his best to help him!

[Tom will roll: 1]

Oh dear. Things do not look very good for Terrigorn Tom as he collapses in a flaming heap in the middle of the street.

[Tom will roll: 1-1]

Not good at all.

[Tom will roll: 4-2]

Tom looks on as Tom is reduced to a bunch of motionless cinders in no more than two minutes. Whatever was in that bit of sculpture, it most certainly was quite flammable! Almost a low explosive, if Tom may say so himself.

And the lesson learned here today: do not play with fire if you happen to be made of highly flammable materials. The more you know! Well, at least Tom is okay, if a bit overtly reminded of his mortality.


Outside a demonologist's house...

Mark, facing the house in all its inoffensive blandness, tries to go inside!

[House lack of security roll: 4]

And the door's open! Fancy that. He goes right in.

[Search roll: 5]

Seems to be a perfectly ordinary house. Well, apart from a dead guy enclosed in a cylindrical wall of force with a closed-off top. Nothing overly threatening around here, although there is a set of rather sharp and wicked-looking bloodstained knives in what appears to be a kitchen of sorts (the 'of sorts' is because Mark is pretty sure, but don't quote him on this, that a kitchen normally shouldn't have that much blood in it). There does seem to be both a second floor and a basement as well.

Two hours and five minutes left. Plenty of time for a determined seeker.


In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud, now without a proper companion, still steadfastly looks for someone that may prove open to donating some of their precious, precious body parts to her.

[Search roll: 5]

Oh dear, there sure are a lot of people grouped around that metallic house over there. And they're all dancing! And the music...

[Will roll: 5]

Well, she's heard better. Way better. Too indulgent and focused on rockin' lute solos for her liking. And the singer doesn't seem to know the lyrics in addition to being a ghost. However, the rest look like they would make decent body part donors. Most of them seem to be mages or minions. Some leather men are dancing as well. And some people are running while screaming and slowly melting. That last bit seems particularly suspicious, actually, since nobody else seems to notice.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3445 on: March 11, 2013, 10:07:11 am »

take the knives and equip them before going and searching upstairs.
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« Reply #3446 on: March 11, 2013, 12:10:14 pm »

In a demonologist's house...

Mark sets about searching the top floor!

[Search roll: 3]

There are beds and pillows up there. And wardrobes with some plain clothing in them. How riveting. Mark can barely contain his excitement.

1 hour and 55 minutes left.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3447 on: March 11, 2013, 04:59:38 pm »

Mark hunts down stairs for people and loot!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3448 on: March 11, 2013, 05:52:31 pm »

((Circles!))

Begin searching for a weapon.

"Well, bad luck that. WWTTD?"
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3449 on: March 12, 2013, 06:29:45 am »

Begin the Hunt.
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