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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 562907 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3300 on: February 28, 2013, 12:42:21 pm »

Can I have cookie anyway?
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3301 on: February 28, 2013, 12:53:20 pm »

((No.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3302 on: February 28, 2013, 04:06:04 pm »

Go to the Taxidermist's shop. Examine the area for non-stuffed corpses. Probably in the back room.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3303 on: February 28, 2013, 04:12:41 pm »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Mark, not dissuaded from his helpful ways in the slightest, realizes that the kid gloves need to come off. Right now. He will help the guy who burned down the inn, and he will do it right-godsdamn-now!

[Mark intelligence roll: ?]

He suddenly realizes that Tom has the limb situation pretty much handled already, actually. Well, except for that arm in his teeth. But he doesn't even need to go to the temple and endanger himself to fix that, not at all. He gently removes Tom's arm from his teeth.

[Mark medicine roll: 4]

He then carefully attaches it to Tom's arm stump! There now, all fixed up. And not a bone was stolen in the process! Tom sort of nods at the regained arm and goes inside the taxidermist's. And it is full of creepy-looking stuffed animals. How wonderful.

[Search roll: 5]

There looks to be a pale individual lying around in front of an open door within the shop. His hair is shock-white and his face is frozen in a mask of horror and pain. No signs of obvious violence, though. And the door seems to lead into a closet of some kind. A closet that seems to have a particularly avant-garde piece of taxidermy propped up inside it, by the looks of it. Lots of furry tentacles, jagged teeth and glassy eyes, by the looks of it. And the looks of it are certainly quite unsettling, though hardly something one would fall over and die for.

They just don't make taxidermists like they used to, Tom thinks to himself.


In a house of some kind...

The pink vortex formerly known as Luke attempts to coerce the voices in his head to come back through the use of barbaric intimidation techniques.

[Barbaric intimidation roll: 3]

The pink vortex formerly known as Luke's metaphorical head is as vacant in terms of eldritch voices as a nice slice of apple pie cooling off on a windowsill in a friendly neighborhood might be. That is to say, something is clearly there, but the pink vortex formerly known as Luke can hardly guess what that might be.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3304 on: February 28, 2013, 04:19:28 pm »

You won't metaphorically trick me.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3305 on: February 28, 2013, 05:29:16 pm »

Go and unlock the front door.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3306 on: February 28, 2013, 06:10:00 pm »

Examine my current limb-ed-ness. Whatever is still missing, and by that I mean the metal bits counts as their fleshy-counterparts, take from the taxidermist and attach. Also check the avant-garde sculpture for possible interesting grafts.

"Not like he's going to be using it.'

((What exactly will I need to take from this corpse to be able to speak?))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3307 on: February 28, 2013, 08:09:58 pm »

The head and neck I believe
transfer the parts to tom to let him speak from the dead man
you also get there memories I believe
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3308 on: March 01, 2013, 05:23:19 am »

((Seeing as nobody got it, he words were a reference to the classic Disney movie Bed knobs And Broomsticks, the words giving the power to control inanimate objects and eventually used to control several hundred suits of armor against some Nazis.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3309 on: March 01, 2013, 08:16:41 am »

In a house of some kind...

The Pink Vortex Formerly Known As Luke tries to climb through something he calls a meta-window, whatever that might mean.

[Pink magic roll: 5-1]

And, lo and behold, there seems to be a freestanding pink meta-window right in front of him! He slowly heads through it, at which point the window dissipates. The Pink Vortex Formerly Known As Luke feels like he has truly achieved something there.


In a well-secured house in Emlocke...

Darren, satisfied that there is nobody around for now, floats up to the front door and tries to unlock the innumerable multitudes of locks, bolts and other things of similar purpose that bar access to any but the most determined or intangible burglar.

[Telekinesis roll: 4]

He manages to unlock all of the bolts and he has made good progress on the locks as well. Not bad, not bad at all!

[Telekinesis roll: 5]

Luckily, he knows enough of parlor magic to be rather proficient in lock analysis! Why, he wagers there is no one more knowledgeable in the breaking of locks in the entirety of Emlocke than he! To prove this, for his next trick he will undo all of these locks in under a minute!

Several clicks, clacks and twists later, every lock on the door is undone entirely and the door is ready to be swung open at the slightest provocation. The temptation to throw it open is almost overpowering!

[Darren perception roll: ?]

Looks like he's in the clear now, eh. Guess he'll just move to the other side and... uh... what's that sound?

Darren is suddenly hit with what feels like a lightning bolt, albeit more continuous and otherworldly! He dares say it hurts most awfully!

"Not so fast! You're not going to escape me that easily!"

Though the voice seems amiable enough at first, it has a certain sinister quality to it, very much like the house itself.


In the streets of Emlocke...

Tom takes a look at himself and finds that all his limbs are accounted for, strangely enough. Well, three fourths of them are simplified metal stand-ins, but what are you going to do. He starts to examine the horrid monstrous sculpture in the closet.

It is horrid and monstrous, as one might expect. Very much so, in fact. And it is most definitely not a commonly found animal, and if it is, Tom believes he might be better off not meeting it, what with all the slavering fangs, furry tentacles and giant eyes on the thing. It looks to have several humanlike faces stitched into its surface, and the sculpture looks to be cobbled together from various animal bits, actually. Nothing too unique about the bits themselves, though their combination is certainly impressive. A plaque at the bottom reads "One Of The Infamous Terrigorns of Quentin's Deep".

Well, now Tom knows what place to avoid in the near future. He isn't sure he could handle more sculptures as awful-looking as this one.

Meanwhile, Mark, industrious fellow that he is, begins another one of his revolutionary procedures!

[Mark medicine roll: 6]

Mark briefly considers what he might need to do to let this fellow speak properly. After some deliberation, he's got it! He carefully removes the dead man's head and de-bones it, removing the skull and making several on the flesh for easy removal. Now having a vaguely head-shaped sack of flesh, he proceeds to stick it on Tom's head, finding it to be a good fit, for a certain definition of good. Good enough, anyway, if a bit sagging. The combination of Tom's general bemusement, the dead man's shocked expression and the strange patch-job performed by Mark result in a face that is somehow more horrid than the inspired piece of sculpture that presumably gave the kind face donor a fatal heart attack. If Tom wished so, he could probably explode the head of his own mother with a face like that. Oh, and the new voice of Tom is appropriately dry and strange-sounding as well, fitting the face like hand-in-glove.

All in all, another amazing job by Mark!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3310 on: March 01, 2013, 08:29:22 am »

((Dammit Mark, you left me behind!))

Off to find donors to my body.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3311 on: March 01, 2013, 08:44:46 am »

((Dammit Mark, you left me behind!))

Off to find donors to my body.

Well, you're still technically with him, it's just that you aren't doing anything of note. Therefore, you are not noted.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3312 on: March 01, 2013, 09:27:21 am »

I shall gain Ascension all shall be whole again...
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3313 on: March 01, 2013, 10:43:42 am »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud, who has finally stopped appreciating the flaming ruins of the inn, is about to leave for greener, more limb and body-saturated pastures. Unfortunately, she is interrupted before she can even begin her search. Even more unfortunately, it is by that half-naked necromancer guy, who seems to have shaken off some primal instinct to stare at the fire not unlike Yorinnsud's momentary weakness.

"Okay, that's enough appreciation, I guess. Time to find me a new hangout. Minion! You shall aid me in this task! I order it!"

Yorinnsud hates that mental whiplash. She really, really does.

"Now, you will find me a better hideout than a highly conspicuous inn in the middle of town, and you will do it now!"

Yep. Nothing worse that she can think of.


Currently undergoing a meta-journey...

The Pink Vortex Formerly Known As Luke goes on to perform the next phase of the meta-journey toward true enlightenment!

[Meta-Journey roll: 1]

He finds a pink glazed donut! How fascinating! Perhaps it represents the knowledge he seeks? Well, only one way to find out, the Pink Vortex Formerly Known As Luke guesses. He sucks the donut into himself, feeling mighty proud for a moment. Most excellent, yes indeed!

What was he doing again? Where is he, anyway? And why does he get the distinct feeling that calling yourself the Spectrum is silly when you only represent a single color that is technically not even on the color spectrum? What was in that donut, anyway? Why does nothing make sense anymore?
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3314 on: March 01, 2013, 12:11:02 pm »

Huh who's spectrum, why am I in a house, why did I eat random mind food, why is my text pink and demonic, is that better, what was i doing again?
Guh wah, try to remember stuff.
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