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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 562917 times)

Onyxjew944

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3270 on: February 25, 2013, 05:37:46 pm »

Crawl away after attaching the stolen finger to whichever stump has the most arm/hand left.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3271 on: February 25, 2013, 05:51:33 pm »

Fine universe have it your way...
Blow harder, blow so hard the very planet is blown off orbit!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3272 on: February 25, 2013, 08:05:40 pm »

Mark goes and finds some paper killing any living jerks that I see
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3273 on: February 25, 2013, 08:24:25 pm »

Go up through the celing, look around.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3274 on: February 26, 2013, 10:29:05 am »

Right next to the burning remains of the inn...

Tom rolls away from the area that his inadequate carriers currently occupy and attempts to attach the finger he successfully stole moments ago.

[Attachment roll: 5-1]

Amazingly enough, this works nicely as he stabs the bony finger into his wrist stump! It then proceeds to work adequately at his every command. Will wonders never cease?

Meanwhile, Mark looks for some paper around this cheap joint they dare call a town.

[Search roll: 3]

Well, there are plenty of walls around. No paper, though.


In a house of some kind...

Luke, despite blowing a good deal already, opts to blow more and blow harder!

[Pink magic roll: 5-1]

And he does! Now he actually produces a slight breeze from his center. He could get a career with skills like these, he thinks.


In a disproportionately secured house in the center of Emlocke...

Darren, upon hearing footsteps, immediately rises through the ceiling and begins to search the second floor! His target has to be here, he knows it!

[Search roll: 6]

And yet nobody's up here! Nobody at all, and he's checked everywhere. There is only one possible explanation for this, he thinks.

Ghosts.

[Perception roll: ?]

The sound of ghostly footsteps taunts him the entire way through, echoing from rooms he just left on the second floor! Damn ghosts. What's their problem?
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3275 on: February 26, 2013, 10:36:39 am »

"MORE!"
You heard the pink, more blowing, rip the ground from the earth!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3276 on: February 26, 2013, 10:42:06 am »

"Hey! What's up, my fellow phantasmic friends?"
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3277 on: February 26, 2013, 05:06:37 pm »

Find a rod, stick, or other long, rigid object.

'Pacitarus, Other Gods, don't let this become a dick joke.'
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3278 on: February 26, 2013, 05:37:50 pm »

Inside a house of some sort...

Luke tries desperately to achieve more power!

[Pink magic roll: 2-1]

He blows until he can blow no more, at which point he returns to feeble sucking once again. He seems to be trapped in a sucking/blowing cycle of his own making. While the existential implications of this are grave indeed, the real implications are merely incredibly frustrating.


Inside a highly secure house...

Darren tries to speak to the spectral presences undoubtedly surrounding him even as he carefully considers his approach to this situation. He settles on "warm and informal" as his weapon of choice.

"Hey! What's up, my fellow phantasmic friends?"

There is a bit of a stir in the house and the sound of rustling cloth from somewhere, but nothing else. How unfriendly of these ghosts.


In the streets of Emlocke...

Sincerely hoping to avoid uncalled-for innuendo, Tom looks for a hard rod to use for undoubtedly nefarious purposes.

[Search roll: 5]

He does find one, actually! It is a long steel pole that is, interestingly enough, broken up into segments. These segments can be adjusted to straighten the pole out or to give it a certain desired shape. It is almost a dream come true, actually!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3279 on: February 26, 2013, 06:07:58 pm »

Replace my my other four fingers with pieces of the pole. Use whatever is left to replace both of my legs.

((We can rebuild him, we have the technology.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3280 on: February 26, 2013, 06:58:01 pm »

"WELL...UM OK THEN I SUPPOSE I SPECTRUM SHALL BE SUCKING NOW SO I PROCLAIM"
Increase my sucking power!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3281 on: February 26, 2013, 07:44:54 pm »

take a board from a wall and take it to Tom carve into it I will fix you if you work for me
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3282 on: February 27, 2013, 01:02:22 am »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Tom tries to break up this metal rod into handy pieces to reconstruct himself out of!

[Metal Rod dismantling roll: 6-1]

He breaks it up into short segments that might adequately substitute for fingers and two longer sections that would make good legs!

[Attachment roll: 6-1]

He, surprisingly enough, manages to space the four metallic finger-like segments around his stump for the thing to actually resemble a functional human hand! And he manages to successfully attach the two leg bits, and they even seem to kinda work! Now he has supremely tentacular metal legs as well as one functioning sort-of-hand made of metal. Utilizing his new abilities, Tom does a victory dance!

Meanwhile, Mark tries to remove a board from a nearby building!

[Board removal roll: 1]

He runs up to a building that looks to have served far longer than buildings really should in a perfect roll and gives the facade of it a good, firm tug.

The building responds by collapsing on him.

[Mark endurance roll: 6]

Mark is left standing in a pile of tiny wood chunks, having weathered the fall of a building that seems to have become mostly dust by this point. He tries to pick up a piece of wood.

It falls apart just as he tries to write on it. Dammit.


In a house of some kind...

Luke tries to suck harder!

[Pink magic roll: 6-1]

He now has obtained the sucking power of one of those magical sucking-cleaning implements, if it were slightly more powerful than usual. He can now suck in things from a distance of several feet! Oh, joy!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3283 on: February 27, 2013, 02:54:05 am »

"Mwahahaha!"
Suck in some buildings!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3284 on: February 27, 2013, 09:20:56 am »

In a house of some kind...

Luke tries to suck in a building of some kind! After all, that's what apocalyptic vortexes do, right?

He sucks intently for a bit, but buildings fail to be warped and hurtle into his center. It'll probably take a lot more than what he has now to actually do anything with his sucking ability, formidable though it may be.
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