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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 562944 times)

anailater

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3210 on: February 22, 2013, 04:51:57 pm »

"PYRAMIDDDDD CHAAAARGE!"
Pyramid charge the pedestal, if magnetism, physics or magic tell me no then punch them in the face and do it anyway, i will reach enlightenment for some reason!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3211 on: February 22, 2013, 05:55:53 pm »

'I am good at screwing things up, aren't I? I'll go off to do more of the same.'

Cheerily leave the scene of the crime and search the blacksmith's for another replacement weapon.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3212 on: February 22, 2013, 06:00:29 pm »

Mark gets the door off him self then grabs Gamerlord to hunt for the fire starter
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We Madmen are very ingenious.  Sometimes it just takes just a little less sanity to pull off something completely awesome.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3213 on: February 22, 2013, 06:33:35 pm »

"So... We headin' out soon?"
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3214 on: February 23, 2013, 04:15:16 am »

In a mysterious miniature magical cul-de-sac...

Luke attempts to charge full-speed at the pedestal housing the pyramid!

[Charging roll: 1-1]

He leisurely rolls up to the pedestal and bumps into it! Absolutely nothing happens as a result. This pedestal seems a bit too solid and magical to be knocked over just like that. And it is terribly unlikely that stubbornness will help him, either.


At the burning luxury inn...

Tom, feeling cheerful and amused at the sight of a nicely burning building, goes off to find a blacksmith's shop.

[Tom escape roll: 2-1
[Mark search roll: 5]

He is about to roll away, but then he sees his friends over there in front of the inn! He rolls up to them, points at the fire and gives a jolly single-thumb-up, then starts to slowly roll toward the blacksmith's shop.

Mark gets the feeling that this mostly limbless body with soot-covered fingers and a very welcoming attitude to fire may have had something to do with the whole burning affair. Well, he sure was easy to find.


In the streets of Emlocke...

Darren reflects on his current state of being, then poses a good question.

"So... We headin' out soon?"

The band leader looks excited.

"Yeah, actually! We've got a totally great idea, you see. How would you feel about a rooftop concert? 'Cause I just had an idea how to resolve this whole affair without a whole lotta problems."

A rooftop concert, eh? Hm.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3215 on: February 23, 2013, 04:59:10 am »

mark decides to kill two birds with one stone he grabs the pyro idiot and throws him at a living non-necromancer anything
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3216 on: February 23, 2013, 07:18:55 am »

Roll to blacksmith's shop.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3217 on: February 23, 2013, 08:29:43 am »

Outside a burning inn...

Mark, being a big fan of using people as weaponry, tries to catch and grab the silly guy who nearly killed both his master and his best buddy!

[Mark pursuit roll: 3+1]
[Tom escape roll: 6-1]

Tom, upon noticing that the skeleton is running after him, starts to roll at great speed, giving Mark a run for his money! He actually seems to be on the verge of getting away when he reaches an intersection!

[Tom will roll: 5+1]

The urgency of his task lets him power right through it, surprisingly enough!

[Mark pursuit roll: 3+1]
[Tom escape roll: 3-1]

Uh oh. It looks like Mark isn't in the mood to screw around. He starts to run faster, gaining on Tom faster than the latter would like.

[Mark pursuit roll: 4+1]
[Tom escape roll: 6-1]

He rolls faster, but Mark is nearly on him! However, the blacksmith's shop can't be too far away!

[Mark pursuit roll: 6+1]
[Tom escape roll: 6-1]

Despite Tom's best efforts, Mark catches him in an astounding leap, the two undead rolling about in a heap and eventually coming to a rest next to the blacksmith's shop!

[Mark strength roll: 4]
[Tom resistance roll: 1-1+1]

Mark lifts Tom up above his head and looks around for something to hurl him into!

[Search roll: 1]

While he holds the guy up, he stares at his surroundings for a few minutes, eager to find something living in the vicinity.

Ooh, he could hurl him there! That could work! Yeah! Now he'll just take a step and-

-and his single leg can't take the weight of the two of them combined, snapping in half and making both undead drop down!

Tom opts to just shrug and roll inside the shop.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3218 on: February 23, 2013, 08:38:13 am »

"FUCK PHYSICS!"
Roll up the pedestal! Knock the magic thing down!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3219 on: February 23, 2013, 09:49:21 am »

Next to a mostly immovable pedestal...

Luke tries to roll up the pedestal, flip off physics and sail off into a hopeful explosion-filled sunset.

Sadly, physics do not take kindly to being flipped off. They steadfastly refuse to bow to Luke, keeping him ground-bound and still largely incapable of moving the pedestal in any way.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3220 on: February 23, 2013, 10:00:42 am »

"DAMN YOU PHYSICS!!!!!!!!!"
Jump up and down and try to make it fall off with vibrations and stuff, all the while trying to summon some sort of elemental magi.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3221 on: February 23, 2013, 12:16:39 pm »

In a mysteriously miniature and magical cul-de-sac...

Luke takes a few seconds to damn the name and heritage of the harshest of mistresses, Lady Physics, and then tries to jump around! Oh yeah! Jump around!

Unfortunately, it seems like he has nothing to jump with. At all. He can only roll like the four-sided pink die-like creature he is. So he tries the next best thing.

[Intelligence roll: ?]

He concentrates on summoning some kind of elemental force, some hidden power! And he can only think of one thing fitting that description!

[Pink magic roll: 6-2+1]

Suddenly, a great glob of inexplicable pink appears! It twists oddly in the air for a bit, then settles into regular twitching. That is certainly a thing that just happened.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3222 on: February 23, 2013, 12:17:36 pm »

((Oh, ones, how I love an loath you.))

Search blacksmith's shop for any other weapons.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3223 on: February 23, 2013, 12:24:41 pm »

Inside a blacksmith's shop...

Tom looks around for something weapon-like and useful to his purposes!

[Search roll: 2]

He must regretfully conclude that this place has been pretty much picked clean by now. Oh well.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3224 on: February 23, 2013, 12:41:10 pm »

Search for anything metallic. If nothing, spill the coals from the forge and leave.
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