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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 562969 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3150 on: February 17, 2013, 11:52:49 am »

((Now? Let's go pratice !!MEDICINE!! !))
the best plan

study the metal woman and see if I can remake the effects then fix gamerlord
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3151 on: February 17, 2013, 12:00:19 pm »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud, being rather sick of all this "being headless" business, makes the standard fix-me-up gesture in a direction she thinks Mark might be in! Mark, actually several feet to the left, is all too happy to oblige.

[Mark medicine roll: 2]

He picks up the severed metal head of the woman and puts it on Yorinnsud's neck.

It fails to produce any appreciable results.

[Mark intelligence roll: ?]

He is probably just not trying hard enough!

[Mark medicine roll: 3-1]

It doesn't seem very receptive to jamming in general. Huh.

[Mark intelligence roll: ?]

Well, that's all the ideas he's got right now. Well, maybe he could study the metal woman's corpse, maybe that'll give him some new ideas?

[Investigation roll: ?]

The whole metallic thing she has going seems to be an inherently natural property of her body, as far as Mark can tell. She has an entire set of organs a normal human would have, except they are all metal, curiously enough. Even her blood is thick and has a metallic sheen.

Well, if this truly is a human being, some very devilish and very permanent magic was used to make her this way. Magic that Mark probably can't reproduce in these conditions. However, since the woman is obviously magical, there is probably some interesting property of her body that Mark could exploit for grafting.

[Intelligence roll: ?]

He'll be damned if he knows what it might be, though.


In Building Six...

Luke, always the amiable sort, accepts the offer of tea.

"Tea would be lovely, thank you."

Excellent. Be a peach and fix some up for me as well, will you?

"Wait, first, were any of my ideas right?"

Probably not. I wasn't really listening, what with everyone yelling all the time. Figured I had to yell too, you know, otherwise I wouldn't be a contributing member.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3152 on: February 17, 2013, 12:18:25 pm »

"Then what is going on?"
Will some Tea and biscuits into existence.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3153 on: February 17, 2013, 12:29:32 pm »

Fuse my spinal cord and hers?

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3154 on: February 17, 2013, 01:09:58 pm »

Light the nearest building on fire. Good landmark. Take the right path.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3155 on: February 17, 2013, 02:12:00 pm »

To the inn! Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3156 on: February 17, 2013, 03:55:17 pm »

In Building Six...

Luke asks the voice what might be the meaning of all this.

I dunno, beats me. Something pink, I know that much. Something very pink. You could ask the others, but I believe most of them are as much in the dark as I am. Unfortunate, that.

Luke nods and attempts to will some tea and biscuits into existence.

It doesn't work, unfortunately. Damn, it would sure be nice to have some sort of magic powers right about now.


In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud has a bright idea! Fusing spinal cords! It is bound to work! She tries to explain this to the area she suspects Mark to be in!

[Nonverbal communication roll: 5]

Having eight articulate arms and even more articulate tentacles helps, you see, and Yorinnsud explains this to where Mark should be in great detail, all without a single word spoken! She hopes he understood it.

[Mark medicine roll: 5]

It appears he did! He rolls Yorinnsud back onto her belly and leaves for a few minutes, during which there is the sound of furious slashing and slicing. Eventually, Mark shuffles over and starts working on her spine, sewing and slicing and... smearing something? Huh?

After a while, Mark picks her up and makes her stand on her two feet. Interestingly enough, it works rather nicely!

Yorinnsud, however, experiences a sudden shock as the head of the metal woman is mounted on her neck and mounted on her now-metallic spine! It seems to fit nicely enough. Probably because it's the exact spinal cord the head was sliced from. After a bit of sewing and smearing something, Yorinnsud feels herself get control of the head, and with that, vision! It's monochrome, but at least it works.

She looks rather odd, a metallic and bald woman's head on a fleshy body with a bit of metallic binding on the back.

Yorinnsud now has a Reinforced Spine and a Metallic Head.

She traces one of her fingers along the edge of the binding and looks at it.

It seems to be covered in a silvery, highly viscous liquid that has a metallic sheen to it.


Elsewhere in Emlocke...

Tom, feeling awfully lost all of a sudden, tries to set a building on fire to create a landmark!

[Will roll: 2+1]

He blunders confusedly off the intersection and stops, his mental fortitude spent for the moment! He gets a bit of rest instead of indulging in pyromania for now.


Still in Emlocke...

Darren follows his buddies to the inn, and when they get there, they start to party! Darren does his best to further the mood despite being unable to enjoy either sex or drugs!

[Partying roll: 2]

He tries very hard, but he just looks kinda sad in the process. Pitiably sad, in fact.

"Aw, what's the matter, spooky dude? Sad 'cause you can't party exactly like us?"

[Band ideas roll: 6]

"That ain't fair to him!"

"Yeah, when we party, we ALL party!"

"Let's give him a little pick-me-up, eh?"

[Band music roll: 5]

They all start to play an odd song. It reverberates in Darren's head until he is, well, feeling unusually jolly. And poorly coordinated. And a bit flushed.

Oh dear. He is quite drunk now. And maybe even a bit high.

[Bernie perception roll: ?]

There is a bit of a stir from downstairs, but it quickly quiets down.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3157 on: February 17, 2013, 03:59:29 pm »

"Want to join up as my crime solving sidekick?"
SUMMON THE TEA FROM THE ETHER CONCENTRATE!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3158 on: February 17, 2013, 06:06:40 pm »

Mark suddenly remembers that he was meant to be getting virgin blood for Bernie
search for some virgins
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3159 on: February 17, 2013, 07:03:53 pm »

((I wonder why I'm making all these Will rolls. Am I dying for some reason? I mean, blood loss maybe, but do I really need the blood?))

Continue the search for Inn and commission of randomized arson!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3160 on: February 18, 2013, 01:40:43 am »

Inside Building Six...

Luke tries desperately to manifest some kind of butler-themed superpower in order to be helpful for once!

[Manifestation roll: 5-2]

He concentrates intently, managing to make the air shimmer a little bit, though tea, unfortunately, does not seem to have appeared! Feeling slightly disappointed, he asks the voice if it wishes to be his sidekick.

Certainly not. That would be silly. I can't even leave the house, you know.


In the streets of Emlocke...

Mark finally remembers that the necromancer guy asked him for virgins and stuff. He should get around to getting some, he believes.

[Search roll: 3]

No virgins in sight. Just leather men strolling about looking mostly harmless.


Elsewhere in Emlocke...

Tom keeps looking for the inn, having regained enough willpower to try this again!

[Will roll: 5+1]

He rolls like he just don't care, blasting past the intersections of the city right up until the point he reaches a river!

[Will roll: 2+1]

Oh boy, that's one scary-looking river. Tom isn't sure he has it in him to cross it. Maybe he could just set fire to something. That'll make him feel better.

[Arson roll: 5]

He rolls up to a nearby house and sets it on fire at several very carefully chosen points. The building starts to burn very nicely! It probably won't be long until it is but a pile of cinders.

[Fire control roll: 1]

Oh, look, more houses are joining the party! They also seem to be burning rapidly. There is a little bit of screaming as well. You know how it is. Can't have arson without casualties!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3161 on: February 18, 2013, 03:07:22 am »

"Oh that's quite a shame, do you know why I was forced to choose a house by any chance, any strange clues or riddles for me?"
Talk.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3162 on: February 18, 2013, 04:46:49 am »

fucking leather men
go back to the  headquaters/inn bring Gamerlord
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3163 on: February 18, 2013, 06:58:17 am »

follow.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3164 on: February 18, 2013, 07:46:32 am »

I just relised Yorinnsud can take the drugs and beer and be affected
(party anyone :P)
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