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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 562980 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3135 on: February 17, 2013, 06:25:11 am »

Only one said 6....
TO BUILDING 6!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3136 on: February 17, 2013, 07:34:54 am »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud, despite the fact that her spine is rather clearly snapped, gets up on her tentacles and proceeds toward the leather man once again!

Meanwhile, Mark attempts to decapitate the man!

[Mark vs. Leather Man: 4+2 vs. 1+2]

Surprisingly enough, it works rather well! The leather man's head is split from his shoulders! He still seems to be moving, but what can you do.

[Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 5+2 vs. 5+2-1]

Yorinnsud stabs the man in the back several times! This fails to achieve any measurable result.

[Leather Man vs. Mark: 1+2-1 vs. 1+3]

The leather man flops to the ground in front of Mark as the latter watches rather with amusement. And rage.

[Mark vs. Leather Man: 2+2 vs. 1+1]

He slices further into the gash made in the leather man's torso and finishes the separation! The leather man is cut in half!

[Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 3+2 vs. 5]

Just as Yorinnsud is about to finish the creature, the upper torso and the legs move in separate directions! Well, this is confusing.

[Leather Man vs. Yorinnsud: 4 vs. 1]

The pair of legs sweeps the tentacles from under her, sending Yorinnsud to the ground! It is about to commence some glorious smashing when Mark interrupts!

[Mark vs. Leather Man: 2+2 vs. 4]

He interrupts by charging past the leather man. The leather man's upper torso just shrugs.

[Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 2+2 vs. 2]

The upper torso then gets one of its arms nearly severed by Yorinnsud's short sword. Ooh, nasty.

[Leather Man vs. Yorinnsud: 1 vs. 3]

This seems to sufficiently confuse the mostly blind creature for Mark to come charging back!

[Mark vs. Leather Man: 5+2 vs. 6]

Mark once again stabs right through it! When will he learn?

[Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 3+2 vs. 3]

Yorinnsud, meanwhile, finishes the job on the leather man's arm and severs it completely!

[Leather Man vs. Yorinnsud: 5 vs. 5]

She even avoids the next few furious kicks of the pair of legs!

[Mark vs. Leather Man: 1+2 vs. 2]

Mark just keeps on stabbing. And it keeps on not really working, though the upper torso of the leather man is pretty messed up and torn already.

[Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 4+2 vs. 1]

Yorinnsud, who has had quite enough of this, stops messing around with that stupid short sword of hers. Instead, she makes use of her hooked tentacles to pull the two halves of the construct close to her and tears them to shreds with the unusually sharp hooks on them. With that done, she awkwardly stands up again.

The bits of leather start to shuffle off once more.


In a miniature cul-de-sac...

Luke, lacking better things to do, goes to Building Six. The door is open, so he goes right in.

Suddenly, a voice, though calmer and more... human than before rings out in his head.

Congratulations, you have taken the Sixth Option! How nice of you to do that. Would you care for some tea? Biscuits, perhaps? Or shall we get straight to business?
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3137 on: February 17, 2013, 07:36:41 am »

Get fixed up.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3138 on: February 17, 2013, 08:23:41 am »

Roll the other way.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3139 on: February 17, 2013, 08:30:08 am »

fix him up
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3140 on: February 17, 2013, 08:39:14 am »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud motions for Mark to come over and help her get her spine back together. Mark slowly comes over and takes a look.

[Mark medicine roll: 6]

He nods and rolls Yorinnsud on her belly, then cuts open her back. He sets the spine back in place, but finds that he has nothing to properly secure it with. This leaves him with only one option, obviously - making something up. He runs off, leaving Yorinnsud all by her lonesome.

[Mark search roll: 1]

He comes back a short while later with another woman, a rather shiny and metallic-looking woman at that, and points to Yorinnsud.

The woman shakes her head.

Mark responds with a stab.

[Mark vs. Metallic Woman: 2+2 vs. 6+2]

The halberd clangs against the woman's silvery skin, and she immediately counters with a one-two punch!

[Counterattack: Metallic Woman vs. Mark: 2+3 vs. 5+3]
[Metallic Woman vs. Mark: 4+3 vs. 4+3]

Mark dodges without much issue, though the second time it is a bit too close for his liking. Yorinnsud, meanwhile, ponders where she went wrong in unlife.


On the road to somewhere...

Tom, facing frustrating invisible walls, washes his hands of the barrier and rolls the other way.

[Rolling roll: 6-1]

Taking a different path than he took to get here, Tom manages to reach a town after a long period of rolling!

It seems to be the exact town he started from, Emlocke. Well, at least it isn't destroyed.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3141 on: February 17, 2013, 08:46:24 am »

'Damn wormholes...'

Go to the Inn.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3142 on: February 17, 2013, 09:11:43 am »

Help Mark subdue her.

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« Reply #3143 on: February 17, 2013, 09:57:18 am »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Tom, having no better recourse, rolls over to Bernie's inn!

[Will roll: 1+1]

He does, however, manage to get completely confused on where it might be when he reaches the first two intersecting streets. Where is he supposed to go? Where did he come from? Uh... well now. Hm.


Elsewhere in Emlocke...

Yorinnsud decides to help her useful companion and attempts to subdue the metal woman!

[Yorinnsud vs. Metallic Woman: 2+2 vs. 6+3]

It turns out her short sword doesn't have the ability to stab through metal either. What an interesting set of circumstances!

[Counterattack: Metallic Woman vs. Yorinnsud: 3+2 vs. 3]

She gets a swift kick to the chest as her reward for this experiment. It is rather painful.

[Mark vs. Metallic Woman: 1+2 vs. 6+3]

Mark is equally hopeless in his chopping and stabbing attempts, and the woman is less than impressed.

[Counterattack: Metallic Woman vs. Mark: 6+2 vs. 5+3]
[Metallic Woman vs. Mark: 5+2 vs. 3+3]

After one missed punch, she actually manages to clip him slightly with her knee! Mark is somewhat displeased at the slight fracture this makes on one of his bones.

[Yorinnsud vs. Metallic Woman: 1+2 vs. 5+3]
[Counterattack: Metallic Woman vs. Yorinnsud: 3+2 vs. 4]

Yorinnsud tries to grab the woman, but she is just too slippery for this to be done! Yorinnsud is rather firmly kicked away once more.

[Mark vs. Metallic Woman: 5+2 vs. 4+3]

Mark, having wised up a bit, goes for the metallic woman's throat! She blocks it at the last minute with her arm!

[Metallic Woman vs. Mark: 5+2 vs. 6+3]

She attempts to kick him for good measure, but Mark avoids her once more!

[Yorinnsud vs. Metallic Woman: 2+2 vs. 4+3]
[Counterattack: Metallic Woman vs. Yorinnsud: 6+2 vs. 1]

Having had enough of Yorinnsud's unsavory advances on her, the metallic woman smashes her head into a chunky paste with a single, mighty stomp!

[Yorinnsud will roll: 5]

Yorinnsud, though highly confused at the moment, doesn't seem to be in any danger of dying yet. Guess she's used to losing her head.

[Mark vs. Metallic Woman: 3+2 vs. 1+3]

Mar manages to score a hit on the woman in the ensuing chaos! A tiny bit of silvery blood is drawn in the process.

[Metallic Woman vs. Mark: 2+2 vs. 2+3]

She seems a bit confused about this. Oh well. You won't hear Mark complain.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3144 on: February 17, 2013, 10:27:42 am »

Headless zombie attack!

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3145 on: February 17, 2013, 10:38:15 am »

pray to my god to help (I wonder what happens with a very high number maybe a badass angel)murder the metal bitch
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« Reply #3146 on: February 17, 2013, 11:01:39 am »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud attempts to distract the metal woman as Mark tries to pray to his goddess again!

[Yorinnsud vs. Metallic Woman: 5+2-1 vs. 1+3-1]

Yorinnsud constricts her tentacles around the woman's arm, then pulls mightily, sawing the arm off in a very painful and terrible process! The metallic woman emits a fittingly metallic high-pitched scream as her arm is separated from her torso, spraying silvery blood along the ground!

[Metallic Woman endurance roll: 1]

She falls to the ground, clutching her arm in absolute terror and confusion!

[Mark prayer roll: 6]

Mark, meanwhile, has finished up with his prayers and gets up, ready to deliver some justice!

[Mark vs. Metallic Woman: 2+2+1 vs. 5+3-2]

Mark tries one mighty piercing attack to finish the woman off, and it successfully connects with her chest!

The result is that the woman is completely unharmed, though Mark's halberd shaft is slightly bent in the attempt. Huh.

[Metallic woman recovery roll: 4]

The sudden shock of the strike makes the metallic woman's eyes flash oddly! She stands up, though her stance is a bit unsteady.

[Yorinnsud vs. Metallic Woman: 2+1 vs. 6+1]

As Yorinnsud is about to rip her other arm off, the woman turns to face her. Uh...

[Counterattack: Metallic Woman vs. Yorinnsud: 5+1 vs. 6-1]

Yorinnsud almost dodges the roundhouse kick that follows, getting clipped only slightly, though this is enough to cause her quite a bit of physical discomfort.

[Mark vs. Metallic Woman: 6+3 vs. 4+1]

Mark, intent on getting his act together at last, slashes his halberd sideways, a peculiar determination driving his actions! He puts as much force as he can manage in the next swipe, which has the delightful effect of separating the woman's head from her shoulders messily. The head clangs as it hits the ground, and the body soon follows it.

Whew. Mark feels pretty tired after doing that. He didn't know skeletons could feel tired.
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« Reply #3147 on: February 17, 2013, 11:09:48 am »

((Now? Let's go pratice !!MEDICINE!! !))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3148 on: February 17, 2013, 11:28:20 am »

Let mark fix me.

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« Reply #3149 on: February 17, 2013, 11:28:32 am »

"Tea would be lovely thank you, but first tell me, we're any of my ideas right?"
Have a nice civil conversation.
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