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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 562986 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3120 on: February 16, 2013, 06:37:23 pm »

"OK so touch it is winning, so I'm going to do the only sensible thing and WALK AWAY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS MWAHAHA"
Just go to the door and leave, I will not have any amazing adventures of magic today!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3121 on: February 16, 2013, 07:31:34 pm »

"OK so touch it is winning, so I'm going to do the only sensible thing and WALK AWAY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS MWAHAHA"
Just go to the door and leave, I will not have any amazing adventures of magic today!
that is a very sensible thing...


WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ANAILATER?
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3122 on: February 16, 2013, 07:34:15 pm »

((I am sensible, Luke is not, but Luke enjoys screwing with the laws of Drama, in any movie he would be re-dead 15 times over, but he's not, in any movie he would be faced with a conflicting choice with a lot of zoom is and dramatic movie, but he says fuck that and goes for a coffee.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3123 on: February 16, 2013, 08:11:01 pm »

((I am sensible, Luke is not, but Luke enjoys screwing with the laws of Drama, in any movie he would be re-dead 15 times over, but he's not, in any movie he would be faced with a conflicting choice with a lot of zoom is and dramatic movie, but he says fuck that and goes for a coffee.))
so he just likes to screw with people, gods, mages, physics, sanity, and if there is time left elves...

like a true dwarf
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3124 on: February 16, 2013, 10:01:27 pm »

Eh, whatever. Head off to find more victims.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3125 on: February 16, 2013, 10:17:48 pm »

Eh, whatever. Head off to find more victims.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3126 on: February 17, 2013, 03:33:40 am »

On a road to somewhere...

Tom just keeps on rolling like nobody's business.

Unfortunately, he is kept back by some kind of invisible wall that burns when you touch it. Worse every time, one might add. It appears that he won't be able to go down this road just like that.


In a cul-de-sac of some kind...

Luke, spurred on by the voices, decides to just bounce away from the horrible scenario.

As he does so, he notices the source of the metallic click.

It looks like a huge (well, to him, anyway) metallic dome enclosing the entire cul-de-sac. There are nine houses all around it, all of them identical from the outside. Each has a number on it. Luke seems to have come from house #9.

Each house has a door, and none of the houses look particularly inhabited.

NUMBER ONE

NUMBER THREE

NUMBER ONE

NUMBER THREE


In the streets of Emlocke...

Since their trailing of rogue leather has led to no appreciable results, Yorinnsud and Mark both head on out to search for yet more victims.

[Search roll: 3]

It is not long before they find yet another leather man wandering around the street. What is up with those things?
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3127 on: February 17, 2013, 03:43:04 am »

"I REPEAT MYSELF, FUCK THAT NOISE!"
Just leave, ignore the voices, demons, cultists and various other things you could expect to find in a humorous version of a paranoia filled horror movie.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3128 on: February 17, 2013, 03:44:16 am »

Brutally destroy it, then go about exterminating any more found.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3129 on: February 17, 2013, 04:34:28 am »

For so long now, Timothy had known nothing but hardship and failure.
All he had ever done, after escaping his terrible birth home, was try to enjoy life, help people when possible and generally be a nice guy, and did he ever get a word of thanks? Did anyone ever really appreciate him? No!
Well, at least Hansel did. Hansel understood him. He hoped Hansel was okay.

To everyone else, though, he was just some freakish three-legged mutant ghost with a nasty voice and a helpful demeanour that made him vaguely useful to them. And now to top it all off they had even kicked him off their plane of existence. Timothy was fed up.
He wasn't going to take this nonsense anymore.

>Take all of my rage, frustration, hardship and humiliation (as well as a deep-rooted desire to help people, still) and manifest it all into a pair of shoulder-mounted rocket launchers and use them to blast the skeletal hippo's kneecaps off.

>Then take aim at its head.


"Right, I's done asksing nicely. You's go to tell me how I is gettin' outsa here, or next time I blowin' off you head."

>Demand the above. If the hippo fails to tell me an escape route, blast it again with my manifested shoulder launchers.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3130 on: February 17, 2013, 05:04:22 am »

Inside a metal dome...

Luke tries to just leave. He goes up to the wall of the metal dome and takes a look at it.

Well, it is metal, but not steel. It looks kind of odd, actually. A vague shimmering quality about it. Anyway, it is difficult to judge its exact qualities from just a look, but it looks pretty magical to Luke.

[Perception roll: ?]

There is, however, a sizable hatch up above, in the exact center of the ceiling of the dome. It doesn't look very prone to opening from this side, however.


In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud and Mark head over to the leather man and proceed with the usual ceremonies.

[Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 5+1+1 vs. 1+2]

Yorinnsud just picks up the leather man by the arms and proceeds to slice his leg off. She then drops him and lets Mark take care of the rest.

[Mark vs. Leather Man: 4+2 vs. 4+1]

Mark stabs at the man, but he just jumps back on one leg, then tries to punch Yorinnsud!

[Leather Man vs. Yorinnsud: 3+1 vs. 4]

Yorinnsud dodges in the nick of time and attempts to finish this thing off.

[Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 6+2 vs. 6+1]

She stabs the thing in where the heart would be on a human being! This doesn't have any effect, interestingly enough.

[Mark vs. Leather Man: 2+2 vs. 6+1]

Mark then goes on and misses terribly with a halberd swipe, spinning past the leather man.

[Counterattack: Leather Man vs. Mark: 2+1 vs. 6+3]

Mark, however, is ready for this, handily stabbing through the leather man's hand with his weapon of choice. The leather man doesn't seem overly bothered, once again.

[Leather Man vs. Yorinnsud: 4+1 vs. 6]

It then completely misses a punch at Yorinnsud in his own right.

[Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 6+2 vs. 4+1]

Yorinnsud then removes one of the leather man's arms. with another short sword slash.

[Mark vs. Leather Man: 6+2 vs. 5+1]

Mark then loosens the man's other arm as well by nearly severing it at the shoulder.

[Leather Man vs. Yorinnsud: 4 vs. 5+1]

It's quite adorable how it keeps trying to punch Yorinnsud, really.

[Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 5+2 vs. 6+1]

And it is even more adorable how it hops away on that single foot of his as Yorinnsud tries to end this already.

[Mark vs. Leather Man: 5+2 vs. 2+1]

Mark brings his halberd down low, severing the last leg of the man and watching him tumble down with some satisfaction.

[Leather Man vs. Yorinnsud: 5-1 vs. 6]

Yorinnsud steps back as the thing tries to smash its last fist down on her foot.

[Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 3+2 vs. 5-1]

Where to stab him? The head?

Well, that didn't really work. What now?

[Mark vs. Leather Man: 1+2 vs. 5-1]

Mark is similarly engrossed in thought about the best way to finish this guy.

[Leather Man vs. Yorinnsud: 1-1 vs. 4]

Ooh, there's an idea!

[Counterattack: Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 4+2 vs. 5-1]

She completes the severing of the last arm, leaving the man limbless. He still seems to be moving, though. The experiment continues!

[Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 4+2 vs. 1-1]

She starts to cut bits off the man until he is in no shape to move much of anywhere. The leather goes on its merry way and Yorinnsud elects not to follow it. Instead, she and Mark look for more leather men to exterminate.

[Search roll: 3]

Yep, a few blocks away there's another one. Killing time.

[Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 5+2 vs. 3+2]

Yorinnsud chops into its side and leaves a great big gash, though this doesn't really impede the leather man.

[Mark vs. Leather Man: 1+2 vs. 5+2]

Mark is about to slash at the man as well, but he is immediately rebuked!

[Counterattack: Leather Man vs. Mark: 2+2 vs. 5+3]

Thankfully, he is quick enough to both avoid the leather man's kick and to stick the halberd straight through the incoming foot, trapping it nicely! The leather man tries to get free!

[Leather Man vs. Mark: 4+2 vs. 1+3]

He kicks Mark away with ease and the skeleton tumbles away!

[Yorinnsud vs. Leather Man: 3+2 vs. 1+2]

Yorinnsud chops once again, slicing into the same gash and deepening it considerably! She is two thirds through the leather man's waist, now to only keep at it!

[Leather Man vs. Yorinnsud: 6+2 vs. 2]

However, Yorinnsud is surprised by a dropkick that comes straight out of nowhere, blasting her back and snapping her spine in half! She drops to the ground limply, unable to move her legs anymore.

[Mark vs. Leather Man: 3+2 vs. 2+2]

Mark stabs at the leather man as well, though this, once again, has little effect.


Somewhere strange...

That's it. No more mister nice freakrobat. Timothy attempts to manifest outlandish devices of mass destruction on his shoulders!

[Manifesting roll: 5-1]

He is not entirely surprised to find that he now has two spectral fireworks platforms on his shoulders! Hm. Time to try and fire them, then!

[Timothy vs. Skeletal Hippo: 4 vs. 6-1]

As he fires two flaming rockets, the hippo merely swims away, twirling in the chaotic maelstrom of absolutely everything around Timothy. They explode in all sorts of pretty colors.

"Ooh, pretty fireworks. I feel wonderful."

Timothy takes aim at the hippo's head.

"Right, I's done asksing nicely. You's go to tell me how I is gettin' outsa here, or next time I blowin' off you head."

[Hippo informativeness roll: 2]

"Fireworks! Yay!"

He fires!

[Timothy vs. Skeletal Hippo: 4 vs. 6-1]

The hippo, however, is far too fast to be hit by the rockets. The lights are still pretty, however!

"I do enjoy fireworks. Do you enjoy fireworks?"
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3131 on: February 17, 2013, 05:11:56 am »

"Fuck it, this all makes possible sense now, I was kidnapped to fight in a death match with 8 other unlucky participants, we all think winning will get us out of the dome but in reality we will be sacrificed to the cultists god, the pyramid is the starter, the voices are audience and some sort of rebel group trying to get us out, they won't be able to if I activate it though so in conclusion FUCKING ASSHOLES! I WILL PLAY BY NO ONES RULES BUT MY OWN!"
Shout and rage for a bit, just ask the gods if I'm at all right and then look for others.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3132 on: February 17, 2013, 05:19:52 am »

Inside a metal dome...

Unable to get beyond Thunderdome, Luke follows his entirely reasonable train of thought and gets all shouty and irritable. He then bounces around and looks for his potential murderers.

[Search roll: 6]

Well, aside from the voices-

NUMBER ONE

NUMBER THREE

FOUR IS LIFE FIVE IS DEATH

FIVE IS SALVATION FOUR IS DAMNATION

TAKE A SIXTH OPTION TAKE A SIXTH OPTION

<iii&&&iii> <iii&&&iii> <iii&&&iii>

-there is nobody outside. And there are no suspicious sounds around, either. And the gravel tastes okay as well. All in all, strange.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3133 on: February 17, 2013, 06:17:14 am »

mark seeing Yorinnsud fall goes into a blind rage how dare this stupid man harm his friend mark cut off that stupid mans head
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3134 on: February 17, 2013, 06:18:50 am »

((FUCKING DAMMIT. WHERE DID THAT +2 COME FROM?))
Use the dress as legs to move towards the leather man and attack.
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