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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563098 times)

Gamerlord

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2820 on: February 03, 2013, 08:36:49 am »

((*sigh* Fine. Let's get this over with.))

Find a weapon and start murdering, taking breaks to have Mark affix them to my body.

((I'm going to bed now, and I won't be able to post for the next 13 hours. Just let khh take the lead if he is online.))

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2821 on: February 03, 2013, 09:08:33 am »

In the home of some rude people...

Luke explains his purpose in the building loudly and clearly.

"THE BOOK AND FOR HIM TO SURRENDER OR DIE, SORRY, IT'S JUST BUSINESS!"

[People reaction roll: 3]

"Oh, you want that, do ya? Well, let's see how ya like this."

[? magic roll: 2]

Absolutely nothing happens.

"Uh... mind waiting there a bit? We'll bring the demon summoner and his book right out."


In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud decides to look for a weapon. After all, she has four arms and full intent to use them.

[Search roll: 4]

Well, there's the dagger in her old heart. That's one weapon. Secondly, there's the sharp short sword she left in Bernie's basement. And some steel gauntlets as well. She runs along and picks all of them up. That's two weapons already, plus a piece of armor. She puts on the gauntlets and menacingly brandishes the sword and dagger. With Mark in tow, she heads out to find someone to murder.

[Search roll: 2]

Dang. Nobody around. And just when she was ready to kill a whole lot of people.


In some odd town...

Tom continues his looting. Can never have enough loot. He walks over to a random house and tries to break in.

[Break-in roll: 3]

He knocks on the door.

[Answer roll: 4]

The door is opened by a glowing, semi-transparent old guy.

"Yes? What do you want?"
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2822 on: February 03, 2013, 09:12:43 am »

'Oooh, a defenseless villager. I haven't had the pleasure of murdering something sentient in ages.'

Smile. Stab. Stab a lot.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2823 on: February 03, 2013, 09:37:27 am »

"THANK YOU!"
Whistle a little tune while waiting for the man, try to dodge any spells they try to use on me.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2824 on: February 03, 2013, 09:58:12 am »

Outside a glowing, semi-transparent guy's house...

Tom grins very much like he usually does and stabs at the old guy with his broadsword.

It doesn't work. At all.

[Old Guy reaction roll: 2]

"That's not a very nice thing to do, you know. Good day."

He shuts the door. Tom can hear it get bolted behind the guy.


Inside the home of some rude people...

Luke loudly thanks his kind hosts and starts to whistle.

[Whistling roll: 3]

It's kind of more of a faint hiss with a hint of a cough than a whistle, though.

[? magic roll: 6]

He suddenly feels a bit... cramped. Like some sort of force was enclosing him in six perfectly identical walls from every direction and growing closer and more deadly by the second.

How nice.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2825 on: February 03, 2013, 10:03:09 am »

"You know that's not very nice, Sorry about the shouting by the way it felt more dramatic, so can you stop trying to kill me, i'm not even in this competition."
Talk, try to hold the box open with my STEEL SHARK BODY STRENGTH!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2826 on: February 03, 2013, 11:13:02 am »

Inside a rapidly-shrinking box...

Luke, ever the conversationalist, tries to chat while keeping the death-box from shrinking.

[Strength roll: 3+1]

He manages to slow its contraction to quite a manageable degree. Sufficiently manageable to make conversation, that is.

"You know, that's not very nice."

"Yup."

"Sorry about the shouting, by the way. It felt more dramatic."

"That it did."

"So, can you stop trying to kill me? I'm not even in this competition."

[Guy reaction roll: 6]

"You're a funny little shark-monster."

"So, you won't kill me?"

"Oh, we'll still kill ya. I was just statin' the facts."
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2827 on: February 03, 2013, 11:15:05 am »

"So are you the demon summoner? Just so you know i really don't wan't to kill you."
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2828 on: February 03, 2013, 11:33:28 am »

Shrug and look for another house.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2829 on: February 03, 2013, 12:10:41 pm »

In the house of some rude people...

Luke tries to keep the conversation going. He hates awkward silences, you know.

"So are you the demon summoner? Just so you know, I really don't want to kill you."

"That's nice. And I'm not the demon summoner. I only summon walls."

[Strength roll: 6+1]

With a mighty push, Luke actually manages to pierce the walls of force with his limbs. They then proceed to undergo discontinuity. Luke falls on the ground, happy to be out of there.


Outside a ghostly individual's house...

Tom is about to head down to another house, but he remembers that he was going to take a look in the mirror. He does so.

Well, the reflection looks like him. Except it seems to have a backpack, some explosives and a luxurious mustache. It's quite disconcerting. Tom puts the mirror back inside his pockets and goes off to find another house.

[Search roll: 3]

These houses don't look like they'd hold much of interest, from what Tom can see through the windows. At best he could steal some cutlery or something. Definitely nothing too fancy.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2830 on: February 03, 2013, 12:14:05 pm »

"That's nice, will you tell me where he is?"
Ask him where the guy is nicely, if he doesn't tell me SHARK STEEL PUNCH!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2831 on: February 03, 2013, 12:27:42 pm »

Look for the largest building in town. Examine it.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2832 on: February 03, 2013, 01:53:36 pm »

murder spree take two go :D
when I wake up gamerlord will be a monster then we can attach him to a dragon and call it a day
« Last Edit: February 03, 2013, 01:57:14 pm by killerhellhound »
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2833 on: February 03, 2013, 02:59:16 pm »

Inside the house of some rude people...

Luke just keeps on conversin'.

"That's nice, will you tell me where he is?"

"No."

Oh well. Time for shark steel punches for everyone. First, this wall that stands in his way.

[Strength roll: 5+1]

He manages to punch right through it! This, once again, causes a sort of discontinuation. Now to find that vile fellow and punch him. Punch him like only a steel shark possibly could.

[Rude Guy perception roll: ?]
[Rude Guy magic roll: 6]

Luke is, however, stopped by what he can only describe as a barricade of interwoven force walls. It looks pretty trippy.

"You shouldn't try to sneak up on people like that. It's not nice. Actually, you're not nice. You're not nice at all. Now I have to eliminate you."

Ooh, Luke is so scared now.


In a different town altogether...

Tom looks for the very largest building in town.

[Building roll: 1]

There appears to be a large black tower of some kind in the center of town. Judging by the way it seems to have completely obliterated a building, it must be a recent and highly violent addition to this town. Oddly enough, it seems to actually be at its narrowest at the bottom, where it looks to be about forty feet in circumference. It is also about thirteen stories tall, ending in a large black sphere at the top.

What a strange construction. Wonder what it's purpose is?

"MY PURPOSE IS TO DESTROY EVERYTHING. NOW I SHALL ATTEND TO THIS TASK WITH THE UTMOST DILIGENCE."

Well, thanks for that information.

The tower begins to move and... split? That's interesting.


Back in Emlocke...

Mark and Yorinnsud, disappointed at the lack of any murderables in the area, try to find more. Awfully enough, the streets seem empty. So there is only one option left - houses!

[Search roll: 4]

The two of them spy an interesting-looking house on the east side of the city. It is interesting mostly because it is floating about twelve feet off the ground. Now, if that doesn't have mages in it, nothing does. But it does carry the minor problem of being twelve feet off the ground. How best to reach it, one has to wonder.
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« Reply #2834 on: February 03, 2013, 03:40:23 pm »

Mark uses his halberd as a grappling hook and after getting on to the floating house he lowers the halberd for gamer lord to climb up.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2013, 03:44:33 pm by killerhellhound »
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