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[miauw62]

((I am amused.))

[Gamerlord]

((Yet I am not.))

[Harry Baldman]

In Bernie's basement...

Yorinnsud, lacking a better target to exercise her frustrations against, tries to punch that asshole that prevented her just warrior right of exacting retribution.

[Yorinnsud vs. Bernie: 2 vs. 6]

She swings a mighty punch at Bernie, but the little worm dodges easily, cackling all the way. He twists away from Yorinnsud, with what is quite possibly the widest shit-eating grin she has seen making his face more despicable-looking than ever.

"Heh, not falling for that one again! And since you can understand me, let me make some things clear. I order you to never, ever harm me in any way!"

Motherfucker.

"I also order you to never even consider harming yourself in any way!"

Double motherfucker.

"Finally, for that little stunt, I order you to always swing your hips in a vaguely suggestive manner while walking to complete your abject humiliation!"

And that just makes her day complete.

"Gods, it feels great to not have to speak that stupid ancient dialect anymore! It lets me express myself so much more clearly!"

He seems to be having a power rush of some kind, the vile bastard, because this is honestly the happiest she has seen him be.

Spoiler: GM Note (click to show/hide)

I felt that I had somewhat forgot to accentuate Bernie's asshole (as in, him being King Asshole of Jerkass Mountain) nature of late. Well, now that that's fixed...

[killerhellhound]

Gamerlord if you can understand English then you sould be able to speak it  and I am willing to do more !!medicine!! If you want it
Hang the man on the draining wall

[killerhellhound]

Woops

[Harry Baldman]

In Bernie's basement...

While those two quarrel, Mark tries to figure out how best to hang this dude on the wall. It is a most pressing matter, after all.

[Intelligence roll: ?]

He really has no idea how to save any strength on picking this guy up. And he isn't any stronger than previously. In short, no dice on that front.

[Gamerlord]

Kill the men being drained quickly and painlessly.

[killerhellhound]

Gamerlord if you help me kill a monster like a dragon or well any monster I can transplant your head onto it and get you a awesome body.
When Gamerlord kills the man help him with !!medicine!!

[Gamerlord]

But now I have to be a woman. An woman with a thousand year old zombie for a face.

[killerhellhound]

We can rebuild you from the remains of anything you kill
To bed with me

[Harry Baldman]

In Bernie's basement...

Feeling desperate to spite this asshole in some way, Yorinnsud charges at the chuckling fellow that seems to be used for some kind of vile experiment with full intent of killing him!

[Yorinnsud quickness vs. Bernie reaction time: 1 vs. 5]

Unfortunately, the vile creature that is her master seems to spot her murderous intent before it even has a chance to form properly! He shouts yet more orders!

"I order you to never harm any of my blood sources!"

She stops. Crap.

"Furthermore, I order you to never harm or take without my permission any of my things in this basement or, for that matter, harm this basement in general!"

Well, that kills that plan.

Spoiler: GM Note (click to show/hide)

But now I have to be a woman. An woman with a thousand year old zombie for a face.

Well, the zombie bit is only half the head. So she's like a slightly more disturbing gender-flipped version of Two-Face.

[Gamerlord]

((God-fucking-dammit.))

Leave and go look for something to kill. Maybe I can move my face to someone else.

[anailater]

I must leave now my love, some one is trying to do things with me, but know this, i have never been happier than i am right now.
Do not resist.

[Harry Baldman]

In the basement of Bernie's inn...

Yorinnsud gives the basement up as a lost cause and goes out looking for someone or something to kill, stepping over the old her's equipment on the way.

[Search roll: 4]

Oh, look, there's another of those white robed people. She recognizes this one as Linda. Not the brightest one of the bunch by any means, but decent enough at magic. Shouldn't be that hard to kill.


In an alleyway of some kind...

Luke just lets the guy do his thing, but not before offering some parting words to his chair-friend.

"I must leave now, my love, someone is trying to do things with me, but know this, I have never been happier than I am right now."

"Neither have I, my love."

[Dude magic roll: 4]

Luke feels himself get pulled into the body of his old friend through the mouth, becoming an integral part of it! He now seems to have control over this shark body! And not only that, he feels his hands and feet slowly reappear again, taking the place of the fins and tail! They do not form entirely and are a bit stubby, but hey, you have to take what you can get.

Luke is now Shark-Luke!

"Excellent, it worked! Hooray for me!"

Luke looks at the man with his new shark eyes. He seems to be a tall bald fellow with a very jovial face. He is wearing yellow robes.

[anailater]

"Hello?"
Attempt to talk to Mr Robes.