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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563118 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2730 on: February 01, 2013, 02:05:59 am »

Alert priest to my presence and begin to aid in the bleeding.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2731 on: February 01, 2013, 02:29:45 am »

((Hmm.....))
Time to die fighting, Bite anything on the inside of its mouth, uvula, shark organs, ANYTHING.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2732 on: February 01, 2013, 08:22:05 am »

Stop the mans bleeding and then the woman's then drag both (man first) to the bleeding chamber
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2733 on: February 01, 2013, 09:00:28 am »

In the basement of Bernie's inn...

Yorinnsud tries to get the priest, who seems to be busy sorting through a chest of some kind, to pay attention to him.

[Attention getting roll: 1]

He yells that he's here and he's ready for action and whatnot! The priest jumps up instantly!

[Bernie reaction roll: 4]

He manages to keep a hold on whatever he was sorting through as well as the probably immense temptation to use it. He glares at Yorinnsud for a moment, then slowly starts to speak again.

"Zu-amaniz! Zu-latris. Zu-gozo, zu-lus-pozok-aliziris-trazikiz! Zu-pazlikut." ("You no do that! You slave. You prognosticate, you make give tribute virgins elsewhere. You bring on over.")

He seems to be trying to say something about making people give virgins tribute. Or is it giving virgins as tribute? And something about bringing them here. Yorinnsud is, quite frankly, insulted. Not even a "how are you" or "where have you been" from the guy.


In the maw of a metal shark...

Luke tries to bite Sharkhammer on the internal organs from his disadvantageous position!

[Luke vs. Sharkhammer: 6-1 vs. 2]

He shuffles around a bit in Sharkhammer's mouth to force the construct to try and bite him again. Interestingly, this works.

But Luke does not use the opportunity to get out of the shark's mouth. Instead, he dives deeper in and bites right through a layer of softer metal to reach what looks like a glowing heart! He elects to bite down on it. After all, what could he possibly lose this way? He clamps down on it with his teeth and starts chewing!

[Sharkhammer endurance roll: 5]

The heart proves quite resilient, and Sharkhammer tries to bite Luke once again!

[Sharkhammer vs. Luke: 3 vs. 2-1]

It clamps down again, but this time below Luke's neck and more around his chest area, leaving very deep marks indeed. Luke just keeps on chewing on the heart!

[Sharkhammer endurance roll: 1]

He bites it from every conceivable direction until he finally finds a weakness of some kind around one of the vessels protruding from it! He rips the vessel right off, spilling a silvery liquid through the innards of Sharkhammer! The hammer twists and convulses, then locks its jaws around Luke in some strange reflex!

Well, that's odd. It seems to be dead. It also seems to be unwilling to let go of Luke.


Next to a scene of gruesome violence...

Mark attempts to practice medicine on the unconscious man!

[Medicine roll: 3]

He looks to be in pretty bad shape. Hm. Better drag him back to the guy before all of his blood gets out. Mark tries this to the best of his ability.

[Strength roll: 3]

This fellow seems to be pretty heavy. It takes Mark about twenty minutes to drag him back to the basement. Oh hey, his brother-in-arms and accomplice in stabbing violence is here! He's looking awfully good for someone who was chopped into tiny bits. Oh well.

[Man endurance roll: 5]

The guy seems to be holding up okay, though. He actually looks a bit better than previously. This is good. Better that bleeding subjects have some life left in them. The blood lasts longer that way, apparently, from what Mark knows. He presents the man to the necromancer.

Bernie turns away from Yorinnsud and takes a look at the guy on the ground.

"He'll do, I guess. Affix him to the straps next to Chuckles, will you?"
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2734 on: February 01, 2013, 09:02:10 am »

Slap Bernie and follow Bernie out.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2735 on: February 01, 2013, 10:09:06 am »

Inside Bernie's lair...

Yorinnsud, his gentlebarbarianly honor insulted, tries to slap that priest guy.

[Yorinnsud vs. Bernie: 3 vs. 2-1]

He slaps him just right - hard enough to sting but not hard enough to leave a mark! The priest-guy looks pretty surprised by this.

[Bernie reaction roll: 1]

And by "pretty surprised by this" I mean "consumed by homicidal rage". Guess it stung a bit more than Yorinnsud thought.

[Bernie magic roll: 6+1]

His entire form begins to burn with a strange spectral fire as he rapidly half-hisses, half-spits seven words. There is a small flash of light, then Yorinnsud feels what could only be described as two whole worlds of horrible pain. His magically-maintained body begins to disintegrate, though that is but a secondary consideration, because yet another thing is beginning to disintegrate: his very soul.

[Yorinnsud will roll: 6]

Yorinnsud screams as loudly as he can, groping in the blinding light for something to get his hands on in order to distract him from the feeling of getting torn apart in the most gruesome imaginable way. He, sadly, does not succeed. So he drops to the ground and curls up in a ball instead.

After about ten minutes of horrible suffering, only half a head and neck is left on the ground, gibbering madly.

"Still alive? Such a pity. I guess I could keep the thing around as an ornament."
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2736 on: February 01, 2013, 11:07:38 am »

((Honestly, why the fuck are you guys so suicidal. But I guess I shouldn't complain. GO BERNIE!))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2737 on: February 01, 2013, 12:46:45 pm »

"Fleeged lefmeebed?"
Translation= I lived?
Hum a victory tune in my head, attempt to eat my way out.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2738 on: February 01, 2013, 01:17:48 pm »

Inside the belly of the great, late Sharkhammer...

Luke tries to eat his way out of Sharkhammer's spacious mouth as he hums a merry victory tune! Well, he sort of splutters a victory tune with his ruined face, but it doesn't really matter. After all, he is the champion now. And he'll keep on fighting until the end.

[Chewing roll: 2]

It looks like chewing through metal is quite a difficult thing to accomplish, since, while Sharkhammer's innards seem to be soft enough, the same can hardly be said of the outer layers. Looks like Luke is stuck wearing a shark-hat.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2739 on: February 01, 2013, 01:23:28 pm »

What sort of un-life is this !?!
Try to use my teeth to drag my way back towards he three mages. Try a bit of prayer as well for help.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2740 on: February 01, 2013, 02:14:43 pm »

To be honest, part of me wanted Luke to die just then, simply for the Cause Of Second Death it would have resulted in. But he survived, somehow. And he now has an epic hat.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2741 on: February 01, 2013, 02:29:52 pm »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Luke, being completely blind, mostly incapable of hearing anything or smelling anything from within the bowels of a metallic shark, turns to his one possible savior - the gods themselves!

[Prayer roll: 2]

Regrettably enough, they go totally unanswered. They must be busy purging heretics or something. Time to find his four masters!

[Search roll: 1-2]

He feels himself bump into something as he rolls along the streets of Emlocke. Something large.

[Reaction roll: 1]

Suddenly, a voice loud enough to obliterate small kittens rings out through his metallic shark hat!

"LOOK OUT, LEATHERFIST! IT'S TRYING TO KILL YOU! KILL IT FIRST! KILL IT FIRST!"

[Leatherfist vs. Luke: 3+3 vs. 3-2]

Just as Luke is about to offer a word of protest, he is soundly pounded into the ground by two mighty, leathery fists! He is then picked up and chucked through the air!

[Luke will roll: 2]

That really did not feel very good. It felt very not-good, to tell the truth.

[Luke flight roll: 2]

Judging by his internal sense of timekeeping, he did not fly very long.

[Landing roll: 3-1]

He does learn that metallic shark bones are not very good for one's internal anatomy as he drops, several metallic shark teeth and bones embedding themselves in very nasty places. Overall, a painful experience.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2742 on: February 01, 2013, 02:33:22 pm »

"shlob"
Translation= sob.
Try to escape, when I inevitably die try to possess the guy trying to kill me.
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« Reply #2743 on: February 01, 2013, 02:55:25 pm »

Inside a metallic shark...

Luke tries to escape to the best of his ability, which isn't particularly good, to tell the truth.

[Escape roll: 5]

He rolls onto the spring side of Sharkhammer and tries to bounce away! To his surprise, this seems to work quite well! Luke hears the extremely loud voice slowly fade away into the distance.

"SEE HOW IT RUNS, LEATHERFIST? IT FEARS YOU! IT FEAAARS YOOOUUU!"

Leatherfist doesn't seem to be following him. Well, at least there's no sound of leathery feet pounding against the ground. He eventually lands in a pile of rubble in what might be an alley.

[Luke will roll: 1-1]

Oh... he is expiring fast. Very fast. He isn't even sure if he has a lower body anymore. He is truly more Sharkhammer than man now.

[Luke will roll: 6-2]

Is it time yet? It sure feels like it is. He is almost gone. He has almost no body, he is trapped in a metal shark that used to actually be kind of a friend to him before its betrayal, he has run afoul of many awful things, horrible destruction and even the terrifying Leatherfist. He has lost four arms in total today as well as his entire body below the waist. His skin is entirely charcoal. He has suffered more today than most others will in twenty years.

"Oh, you came! I was beginning to worry, you know!"

And now, it is time for his date.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2744 on: February 01, 2013, 03:20:40 pm »

((Jesus Christ that was my favorite turn ending yet.))
My Dear, my life is fading fast, I'm sorry it had to happen today, just tell me are their any other chairs here? My will shall leave soon and i need a vessel.
Try to not die and talk with my mind, try prayer again if i die try to enter a chair that's not my love.
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