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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563125 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2715 on: January 31, 2013, 12:21:58 pm »

Next to a still-barred building...

Luke just keeps on trying this plan of his, hoping that it will work at least once before his possible demise.

[Sharkhammer vs. Luke: 6 vs. 4+1]

And that's another two fingers down the drain. Joy.

[Sharkhammer vs. Luke: 3 vs. 4+1]

After trying for so long, Luke finally catches that silly Sharkhammer and tries to smash it into the ground!

[Counterattack: Luke vs. Sharkhammer: 4 vs. 3]

He drops it to the ground with a loud clank. Doesn't look like Sharkhammer particularly liked that, though it doesn't look particularly hurt it, either.


Outside a spooky mansion...

Not really in a lunatic-chasing mood, Darren goes back up to the mansion. Yep, it's still spooky. Its doors are still closed. And the front yard is still as lacking in life as it was a moment ago. What fun this is, surely.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2716 on: January 31, 2013, 12:34:18 pm »

"sdygviowc fheens" Translation= Goodbye Friend.
Stamp on it, kill it dead, keep legs away from mouth.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2717 on: January 31, 2013, 02:20:47 pm »

Outside a barred building...

Luke tries to stomp the life right out of his metallic adversary in what is sure to be the best idea he's had yet! Just have to make sure not to stomp right into its mouth!

[Luke vs. Sharkhammer: 2 vs. 4]

Luke stomps on the handle for a bit. It doesn't have any effect aside from slightly ticking the metal implement of death off a little bit more.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2718 on: January 31, 2013, 02:21:18 pm »

AGAIN!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2719 on: January 31, 2013, 02:26:20 pm »

Outside a barred building...

Luke tries stomping again. How exciting.

[Luke vs. Sharkhammer: 4 vs. 5]

Yep. Metal handles really are difficult to break just with your feet. Now Luke knows.

[Sharkhammer vs. Luke: 5 vs. 6]

He steps back at the last second as Sharkhammer tries to bite his foot off! How disappointingly unoriginal of it.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2720 on: January 31, 2013, 02:32:32 pm »

MORE STOMPING!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2721 on: January 31, 2013, 03:03:43 pm »

Outside a barred building...

Luke stomps. Again.

[Luke vs. Sharkhammer: 6 vs. 5]

As he stomps at the handle, it gets bent by an eighth of an inch. Hooray.

[Sharkhammer vs. Luke: 2 vs. 5]

Sharkhammer, meanwhile, lunges at Luke's foot. Luke, however, steps out of the way and stomps again.

[Counterattack: Luke vs. Sharkhammer: 3 vs. 4]
[Luke vs. Sharkhammer: 4 vs. 4]

And, how surprising, stomping fails to affect the hammer to any meaningful degree yet again.

[Sharkhammer vs. Luke: 1 vs. 3]

Sharkhammer chomps away at the empty air in front of Luke's other foot while he tries to stomp it.

[Luke vs. Sharkhammer: 1 vs. 1]

And Luke misses his next stomp while Sharkhammer hardly bothers to dodge. Truly a battle for the ages.

[Sharkhammer vs. Luke: 4 vs. 1]

Finally, something happens. The gluttonous hammer, quite intent on harming Luke particularly gruesomely by now, goes for the classic maneuver of eating a kneecap. It works wonders on Luke, as the zombie is now reduced to one arm, one functional leg and a limply hanging parody of a limb that used to be his other leg. Sharkhammer snorts happily at this development.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2722 on: January 31, 2013, 03:21:43 pm »

"adssdsfbskhbfiu" Translation: adssdsfbskhbfiu.
Strangle It!
((This i how it ends.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2723 on: January 31, 2013, 03:38:52 pm »

Next to a barred building...

Luke attempts to strangle that Sharkhammer!

[Strength roll: 5+1-1]

He picks the hammer up by the handle and presses it as hard as he can! He feels it bend ever so slightly. A moment later he also realizes that Sharkhammer, very much like Luke himself, doesn't actually need to breathe. Hm.

[Sharkhammer vs. Luke: 5 vs. 2]

Sharkhammer then uses this exquisite opportunity to chew on Luke's arm most thoroughly, leaving nothing below the elbow uneaten.

Number of arms lost today: 4.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2724 on: January 31, 2013, 04:13:13 pm »

"Ifeu isdsi deideodj hdueg tguigvi, iijr diejd widjhwiehf gltgkifrhj!"!
Translation: If I die her today, I die with GLORY!
Kick, Bite, anything, I will die in a blaze of GLORY!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2725 on: January 31, 2013, 04:40:33 pm »

Find a town or a city to plunder find help in.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2726 on: January 31, 2013, 08:17:39 pm »

Meander over to the new town, searching for lootables or loot along the way. Check if the town is hostile.

((I'm starting to think some gloves, a masquerade mask, and some padded shoes would be much appreciated. Adding them to the list of things I want:
  • Explosive Material
  • Two pounds of nails
  • Chlorine gas
  • Mask
  • Padded Shoes
  • Light Black Leather Gloves
  • Kite Shield

I wonder what the blast resistance is on masonry...))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2727 on: January 31, 2013, 08:20:12 pm »

Grab my stuff and get moving back to Bernie.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2728 on: January 31, 2013, 09:21:32 pm »

Mark throws the two daggers at her aiming to injure and throw off her magic
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2729 on: February 01, 2013, 01:42:36 am »

Outside a barred building...

Luke, not one to ever consider even the most basic self-preservation strategies, tries to bite down on Sharkhammer!

[Luke vs. Sharkhammer: 3-1 vs. 6]

He then finds out its an incredibly terrible idea to attempt to engage a metal shark in a biting contest.

[Sharkhammer vs. Luke: 5 vs. 3-1]

Sharkhammer locks its jaws around Luke's neck and starts to clamp down hard! Luke gets the feeling he might be short one head soon. And this would be kind of a bad thing.


In the woods...

Vincent keeps on flying and searching for a better place to plunder for help and stuff.

[Flight roll: 5]

He flies up and gets a good view of the surroundings, then takes a look around.

[Search roll: 2+1]

Well, he can see the city from here. And the portal. And the temple. And the village he slaughtered. Otherwise, nothing aside from some nice scenery.


Outside some other town...

Tom sort-of disinterestedly wanders into the town and evaluates it for two things: its Loot Index and the inherent hostility that usually comes with a high Loot Index.

[Search roll: 1]

There appears to be a giant pile of golden coins in one of the streets. How utterly useless and infuriating. There also appears to be a guy with furry wings for arms and a strange beak-like face guarding it for some reason. Doesn't look too hostile. You know, aside from being an abomination against the laws of man and gods.


In the ruins of a fletcher's shop...

Yorinnsud reclaims his things and heads back to that priest-guy that apparently enslaved him in a most ungentlemanly way. He gets back to the inn in good time and, seeing how the door is open, goes down into the basement.

The priest looks to be currently bleeding an upside-down laughing dude into a barrel. Looks legit.


In the streets of Emlocke...

Mark attempts to throw his first dagger at the woman on the ground!

[Mark vs. Woman: 3+1-1 vs. 2]

As he watches his daggers hurtle a good 100 feet down, one of them grazes the woman!

[Woman concentration roll: 5]

She seems to be startled momentarily, but she keeps her hold on Mark.

[Woman course of action roll: 6]

The woman seems to be trying some kind of magic once again!

[Woman magic roll: 4]

Mark feels himself slowly rise higher in the air! He throws his next dagger at the woman!

[Mark vs. Woman: 6 vs. 1]

The object hits the woman straight-on. There is a scream and quite a spurt of blood down there. Uh... good enough?

[Woman endurance roll: 1]

The woman seems to drop to the ground, blood pooling around her body. Mark feels a sudden sensation of heaviness. He seems to be falling again.

Damn, he's falling again.

[Fall damage roll: 6+1]

Mark tries to direct his fall and succeeds in doing so! He falls right on the man's body.

[Man endurance roll: 3]

Blood spurts from the man's mouth and he seems to totally pass out from the pain and massive damage incurred. Looks to not be dead yet, though, unlike the woman. She seems to have had her heart pierced straight through by that last throw. Mark, however, is totally unharmed, interestingly enough.

Uh... that puts the score at 4.5-4, he guesses.
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