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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563126 times)

Spinal_Taper

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2700 on: January 30, 2013, 07:05:14 pm »

await visitors. When they show up, observe. Don't let them leave
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2701 on: January 30, 2013, 07:06:11 pm »

Wait until someone turns up.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2702 on: January 30, 2013, 07:15:56 pm »

Run. Find another Town.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2703 on: January 30, 2013, 08:23:23 pm »

Mark grabs two of his daggers and rams both hilts into the back of the crying mans head then as he falls Mark grabs the woman and chokes her to sleep
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2704 on: January 31, 2013, 07:27:37 am »

Next to a still-barred house...

Luke comes to the wise conclusion that looking cool is better than having functional arms. With that in mind, he prepares to counter the insidious Sharkhammer once more!

[Sharkhammer vs. Luke: 5 vs. 4+1]

As he tries to grab the nasty thing, it nearly bites his hands off! Not terribly surprising, but it still brings up more than a few unpleasant issues with this plan. Like the fact that he's attempting to catch a metal shark. With his bare hands.


Outside a spooky mansion...

Standing outside the mansion, Darren begins the process of waiting for meddling kids to arrive so that proper tormenting can begin. That's what ghosts do, right?

[Visitor roll: 3]

A lone fellow with a big, bushy beard walks past after about thirty minutes of waiting on Darren's part. He seems to be going out of his way to avoid the mansion, though who can say what the reason for that is. Probably something crazy, judging by the look of the guy.


In the halls of the Office of Order...

Yorinnsud, rather than search for somebody helpful, tries to just wait for someone to turn up.

[Turning up roll: 5]

He sits down on the ground and hopes that an angel will provide aid. He waits for a good ten minutes, but eventually a creature draws near! Yet another one of the minions of Almiria, it looks like - an angular humanoid with a wide face and a ridiculously large beak-like nose. It almost passes right by Yorinnsud, only turning to him as it is halfway to the glowing door! It speaks with a voice like an exploding harp.

"You there! What are you doing here? Are you lost? Do you need guidance?"


In a mage-infested village...

Tom, upon noticing the large number of people out for his blood, decides to tactically advance directly away from this place.

[Tom escape roll: 2]
[Mage pursuit roll: 2]

He runs and stumbles through several streets before finding a road leading out of the town! He hears magic going off behind him!

[? magic roll: 6]
[? magic roll: 5]
[? magic roll: 6]

What comes next is a massive cloud of razor-sharp metal objects flying at him at an unhealthy velocity. A most unhealthy velocity. The blades seem to be aimed to blanket the entire area Tom is in with a deadly metal projectile rain!

[Tom dodge roll: 4]

Tom, not seeing any way this could end well for him if he stayed outside, dives behind a stone wall! He is very surprised, though mostly unharmed, however, when many of the blades manage to pierce it in their downward trajectory. Left sitting behind a pile of rubble, he tries to run once again!

[Tom escape roll: 1]
[Mage pursuit roll: 1]

He is about to try and escape, but he hears the sound of high-fiving back in the village! Clearly, they believe they got him. Better not dispel such notions.

After waiting for about ten minutes, most of the talking subsides and there is the sound of opening and closing doors. Thinking the coast is clear, Tom proceeds away from the area.

[? perception roll: ?]

As soon as he tries, though, there comes a yell from the village and there is at once the sound of mobilization! Better run now!

[Tom escape roll: 3]
[Mage pursuit roll: 1]

By the time the mages can actually get together to attempt anything against Tom, the skeleton is long gone. He runs along the road and tries to seek out a brand-new town that better have explosives in it, dammit!

[Search roll: 4]

After wandering for an hour, he notices that the forest seems to be thinning. Eventually it turns into an open plain, at which point he notices the lights of what seems like a town in the distance. A much friendlier-looking town than that village, to tell the truth.


Next to a bunch of crying people...

Mark inconspicuously approaches the two crying people.

[Man perception roll: ?]

The man turns immediately at the skeletal arrival and looks at him suspiciously. Aw, don't be like that, see, Uncle Mark is going to make things all better!

[Mark vs. Man: 6+1-1 vs. 4]

Mark then clonks the man on the head most suddenly with the hilts of his daggers!

[Man endurance roll: 3]

The man looks pretty dazed by this, stumbling and falling backwards. What a weak guy he turned out to be.

[Woman perception roll: ?]

The woman glances at the prone form of her buddy! She seems to be quite surprised.

[Mark vs. Woman: 3 vs. 6]

Just as Uncle Mark leans in to make things all better again she twists around and quickly gestures at him!

[Woman magic roll: 6]

Mark suddenly feels somewhat unsteady on his feet! This turns out to be an entirely justified feeling, as he is immediately swept away by a very strong gust of wind! He is carried into the heavens by the airflow, then just stops and is left hanging in the air.

Isn't that just wonderful?
« Last Edit: January 31, 2013, 07:37:17 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2705 on: January 31, 2013, 07:37:20 am »

"I can't find my way out and a cruel creature destroyed my body and replaced it with... this! Can you help me?"

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2706 on: January 31, 2013, 07:44:34 am »

In one of the hallways of the Office of Order...

Yorinnsud explains his current predicament to the humanoid, conveniently leaving out the parts about violating the Golden Rule and not cooperating with the authorities. He also complains about his lack of a body to call his own.

[Order-Thing reaction roll: 5]

"So you need to be sent home, hm? I suppose I could do that. Can't have anyone loafing around these halls at their leisure. As for the body, you would need to find an Artist of Narcillicus to get a better one, and I have no idea where to find one presently. So you're on your own on that front. Anyway, ready to be sent home?"
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2707 on: January 31, 2013, 07:49:31 am »

"Will this body last? If so, I guess I can go. Thank you so much."

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2708 on: January 31, 2013, 08:25:23 am »

"dfuidghguio" Transalton: I wont give up!
Again, do it again.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2709 on: January 31, 2013, 09:08:26 am »

In a hallway in the Office of Order...

Yorinnsud asks the creature whether his body will stay as it is, considering that it is magically summoned.

"I don't see why not. Summoned things stay until they are destroyed as a general rule."

Yorinnsud nods and affirms his readiness to leave, and thanks the creature for its helpfulness.

"No trouble at all. Have to keep this place clean, after all."

The surrounding area and the creature all suddenly explode around Yorinnsud! He finds himself lying right next to his old body back in the quaint town of Emlocke! Mark is nowhere to be seen, though he has been kind enough not to loot all of his belongings. Good enough for Yorinnsud.


Next to a barred building...

Despite common sense screaming in his ear to stop, Luke continues his strategy of shark-catching!

[Sharkhammer vs. Luke: 6 vs. 4+1]

He catches it, but this carries the unfortunate side effect of Sharkhammer biting two of his less important fingers off! Then it twists out of his grasp and bounces away, the bastard!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2710 on: January 31, 2013, 09:49:37 am »

"hlegh naudftds bdw ads dscsdf!" Translation= Hah stupid!
Again, even if I lose my arm I will do it again, only one of us will survive this day!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2711 on: January 31, 2013, 11:02:55 am »

Greet crazy man.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2712 on: January 31, 2013, 11:27:57 am »

Next to a barred building...

Since losing fingers is not nearly terrifying enough to dissuade Luke from a course of action he perceives to be correct, he tries once more to catch this horrible metal spring-shark.

[Sharkhammer vs. Luke: 6 vs. 2+1]

Sharkhammer coils up, poises itself to strike, then launches itself at Luke! Luke is about to laugh at its foolishness, but he remembers that he lacks a face. Nevertheless, he sticks his arm forward to receive the foul metal thing!

The result is that Sharkhammer gets a large portion of well-done zombie flesh to sate its appetite and that Luke now has one fewer arm. Dammit, that's the third arm he's lost today!


Outside a spooky mansion...

Darren approaches the man who is in all probability some lunatic with nothing to lose in life and greets him!

[Lunatic reaction roll: 3]

The guy breaks into a run and tries to get away as soon as he spots Darren. What a silly guy.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2713 on: January 31, 2013, 11:34:16 am »

Did I not make myself clear ?!? AGAIN!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2714 on: January 31, 2013, 11:46:59 am »

Go back to mansion.
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