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[anailater]

"Shark Hammer I'm the boss listen to me AND EAT THAT DOOR!"
Hold Shark Hammer at arms length, command it to eat the door, if he wont just hit the door over and over with Shark Hammer.

[Harry Baldman]

Outside a barred house...

Luke tries to order Sharkhammer to eat the door!

[Sharkhammer compliance roll: 3]

Doesn't look like it wants to, though. Time to bash, then.

[Bashing roll: 1]

As Luke tries to bash the bars, Sharkhammer twists around in his hands and slips out of his grasp! As it falls to the ground it tries to bite a chunk out of Luke's flesh!

[Luke defense roll: 1+1]

It just so happens that the chunk in question is a large portion of his face, formerly safely nestled on the limply-hanging head of the zombie! Luke now finds himself lacking any respectable vestige of a face. Oh well. Not like it was doing him much good anyway, charcoal-ified as it was.

[anailater]

"Bfksdfijred" Translation: You fucker.
Fuck you shark hammer you will eat this door right NOW!

[Spinal_Taper]

Explore!

[Gamerlord]

((FUUUUUUUUUUCK))

Dammit! Smash down the walls until I find a way out!

[Onyxjew944]

Check the village for explosives or explosive materials. Namely any of the ones I listed before.

[Harry Baldman]

Outside a very barred building...

Luke tries to persuade the impudent Sharkhammer to eat the door, seeing how bashing didn't work. At all.

[Persuasion roll: 1]

It looks like Sharkhammer has gotten quite the taste for well-done zombie! It attempts to bite Luke once again!

[Luke defense roll: 5+1]

Luke throws the predatory, bastardly hammer away, not keen on getting another precious chunk of his face taken off! It clanks to the ground, then begins to... drag itself toward Luke? Uh oh.


In the streets of Emlocke...

Darren, feeling a bit out of the loop on this exploring business after that spell in the vault, gets right down to it and searches the town!

[Exploration roll: 4]

Ooh, there's a large spooky-looking mansion on the west side of town. A perfect place for a ghost, really. It looks very old, and there is a certain intimidating quality to its antiquated architecture.


In a hallway in the Office of Order...

Since his logic has failed him in its rigor and flawlessness, Yorinnsud tries to bash the walls right out like any right-thinking barbarian would.

[Strength roll: 4]

After banging on the wall for five minutes with his spindly arms, three things happen: the wall now has a tiny scratch on it, being several feet thick and made from a steel-like material, Yorinnsud gets bored, and a whole lot of noise is made. Nobody seems to mind, however.


In a village some distance away from Emlocke...

Tom tries to find something highly explosive in the village. There has to be something, right? There couldn't be no explosives in two populated places in a row?

[Search roll: 1]

As he walks into the center of the village, he is afraid he doesn't see any alchemist labs around. So the answer to that last question is pretty much "yes, there could, in fact, be no explosives in two populated places in a row", no matter how counter-intuitive and downright barbaric it may seem to Tom.

[Perception roll: ?]

As he is busy shaking his fist at the heavens for this injustice, he hears something. The village is alive with the sound of magic, it seems. Magic aimed at him. Two people right behind him seem to have started gesturing already, and it looks like more are on the way.

[anailater]

"YOU FOOL! YOU COULD HAVE HAD EVERYTHING! NOW YOU DIE!"
CHAIR ZOMBIE KICK!

[Harry Baldman]

Outside a barred building...

Wiping burnt gore from his face, Luke knows that it is time to show the foolish glutton with pretensions to hammerdom true chair-zombie justice. And true chair-zombie justice is always dispensed at the end of a chair-zombie kick. Many chair-zombie kicks, if necessary.

[Luke vs. Sharkhammer: 5 vs. 2]

He kicks the hammer once, sending it rolling across the ground. It is far from out, however. Time to change that.

He runs up to the Sharkhammer, then starts kicking it right in its annoying metal shark face! After about a minute of steady kicking, Sharkhammer looks pretty dizzy, actually.

[Sharkhammer endurance roll: 5]

However, it does not relent! It goes for a bite!

[Sharkhammer vs. Luke: 2 vs. 6]

It is, however, still a hammer and possesses no limbs. This hardly works to its advantage as it slowly drags itself toward the much quicker Luke.

[Counterattack: Luke vs. Sharkhammer: 2 vs. 3]

Luke is about to stomp the everloving hell out of it, but he reconsiders as the hammer starts chomping like some kind of... uh... metal-land-shark-thing.

[anailater]

"Goodbye old friend *sob* I would never have worked between us."
Grab the hammer side of shark hammer, hit shark hammer against the ground repeatedly, cry while doing so.

[Harry Baldman]

In mortal combat with his own trusty hammer...

Luke realizes what he must now do. Sharkhammer, buddy... it's for your own good. He walks up to it and grabs it by the handle, then starts to smash it against the ground.

[Bashing roll: 1]

As soon as he tries to pick it up, however, the handle... coils up? What? It becomes spiral-shaped, then stands upright. Luke considers what this might mean for a second.

Then he realizes.

[Luke dodge roll: 6-1]

He drops to the ground just in time to see Sharkhammer fly past him, its jaws opening up and clamping together alternately!

A metal spring-shark. That's trouble.

[anailater]

"Shark Spring Hammer, join me and we can rule the galaxy as Hammer and son."
Movie reference, then if that fails grab him as he springs past and slam him into the ground.

[Harry Baldman]

In mortal combat with a spring-loaded metal shark...

Luke tries to persuade the shark to join him!

The fact that he has no face complicates this somewhat. In fact, he can't really speak at all right now. Alright then, preparing to counter!

[Sharkhammer vs. Luke: 2 vs. 2+1]

As the rogue hammer flies past him, he tries to grab it! He manages to knock it sideways, but it is moving far too fast to grab without breaking one's hands. How sad.

[anailater]

"Fkisdwscnikwsb" Translation "Fuck you!"
Again, i dont care if it means my arms get dislocated i am grabbing him in the air.

[Spinal_Taper]

await visitors. When they show up, observe. Don't let them leave