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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563136 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2655 on: January 28, 2013, 11:46:53 am »

In a room of blinding light...

Yorinnsud, at a loss on where he is and what's happening, tries to pray again to good old Zarakhiyis!

[Prayer roll: 4]

Oddly enough, nothing at all happens. No angels of death, no flaming letters anywhere, nothing. Nothing at all. It's like who he is attempting to reach is simply... not there or something.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2656 on: January 28, 2013, 12:34:51 pm »

Take all the stuff from the vault back inside. Also, if there's any horrifying bodies or the like, those are fine too.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2657 on: January 28, 2013, 01:00:39 pm »

Operation zombie torch will work!when it doesnt try stop drop and roll again
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2658 on: January 28, 2013, 01:13:17 pm »

In a Velusian treasure vault...

Darren decides to continue his holing-up, so he tries to telekinetically drag the loot back inside, horribly mutilated though it is.

[Telekinesis roll: 4]

He slowly drags it through the tiny piles of gore remaining from the looters, basking in a sense of accomplishment that only pulling worthless junk back inside the worthless junk vault can bring. He is, however, saddened at the lack of any kind of horrible corpse left to perform horrible interior decorating with.


Outside a building of some kind...

Luke tries to dive through the wall once again!

[Flaming Zombie Spear roll: 1]

He tackles the wall head-first, as most zombie spears usually do. This proves to be somewhat of a bad idea, as he breaks his neck upon impact. Not that this really stops him in any way. Makes it a bit difficult to turn his head, however.

Anyway, fun's fun. Time to stop the fire.

[Fire extinguishing roll: 2]

It turns out a tar fire is a bit hard to extinguish by just stopping, dropping and rolling. Probably due to tar being highly flammable and stuff. Also, judging by the smell and sensations Luke is experiencing, his skin might be beginning to turn into charcoal.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2659 on: January 28, 2013, 01:19:47 pm »

If i lost my skin, wouldn't i become a skeleton? a wooden one at that. As I'm on fire thats probably a bad thing.
Operation Zombie spear has been retired, look for water then continue rolling if i cant find it.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2660 on: January 28, 2013, 01:19:54 pm »

((Charcoal zombies?))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2661 on: January 28, 2013, 01:54:30 pm »

Outside a building that is still somehow not on fire...

Luke, having lost faith in the powers of flaming zombie spears, gets up, his head hanging limply down his chest, then looks for water.

[Search roll: 3]

He finds a cup of water! He splashes it over himself. Well, that didn't help. Better keep rolling!

[Fire extinguishing roll: 4]

He rolls and he rolls, but it doesn't stop the fire completely. It slows it down, yes, but does not stop it.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2662 on: January 28, 2013, 01:56:59 pm »

Must extinguish wooden skin, keep rolling around.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2663 on: January 28, 2013, 02:28:27 pm »

On the ground in Emlocke...

Luke tries to roll some more! After all, it seems to be working!

[Fire extinguishing roll: 5]

He rolls as furiously as he can, eventually achieving total firelessness! Score! He gets up and looks at himself.

Yep, his skin is pretty much charcoal and burnt tar now. The good news are, however, that he looks pretty mean now. And he smells like burnt tar rather than rotting corpses, which is also a plus.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2664 on: January 28, 2013, 02:44:16 pm »

"God damn it! I have a date tonight, i need to get clean."
Look for a lake, clean myself up, look for demon summoner.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2665 on: January 28, 2013, 04:11:24 pm »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Luke tries to clean himself up for his big date! He looks for some sort of body of water!

[Search roll: 3]

He finds another cup of water and splashes it on himself! Eh, good enough. Time to find that demonologist guy. He's eluded his grasp for far too long.

[Memory roll: ?]

So, yeah. He was supposed to be in a house. And the temple of Velusius was somehow involved. But where exactly is he?

[Search roll: 1]

Maybe he's hiding in that box over there? It looks kind of suspicious to Luke. Like it's... breathing, or something.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2666 on: January 28, 2013, 04:46:43 pm »

" I know you're in the Snake Mage come out and my shark hammer won't eat your flesh."
If the Mage comes out give him 5 seconds to surrender from the competition, if he doesn't' surrender kill him, if he doesn't come out destroy the box and kill him, if there's no one in there go look around the temple for houses.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2667 on: January 28, 2013, 04:51:04 pm »

Continue to search for a way out.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2668 on: January 28, 2013, 06:19:42 pm »

Await next guests.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2669 on: January 28, 2013, 06:22:36 pm »

See who lives ahead. Do not reveal my presence if possible.
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