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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563245 times)

Gamerlord

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2415 on: January 18, 2013, 01:41:27 pm »

Run past it and keep going!

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2416 on: January 18, 2013, 01:52:10 pm »

Inside Bernie's inn...

Tom tries to find his good buddy Josh!

[Self-control roll: 1]

He gets up, he breaks into a run, he... smashes into a wall. Oh dear. That hurt quite a bit.


Next to a bubbling slime head...

Yorinnsud suddenly gets the impression that perhaps standing in front of a bubbling ball of slime might not be a good idea. He decides to run past it!

[Yorinnsud escape roll: 5-1]

He ducks under the ball and crawls to the other side, then, Mark in hand, runs like hell!

[Slime Head chemical reaction roll: 6]

As he runs and looks back, he sees the slime suddenly expand, then implode upon itself! What's left behind is a large puddle of bubbling, boiling, non-death-ray-imbued slime!

[Slime effects roll: 6]

It quickly cools off and hardens, becoming rather rocky!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2417 on: January 18, 2013, 01:59:44 pm »

'Oh, dear...'

Keep trying.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2418 on: January 18, 2013, 02:26:01 pm »

"Hey you, please help, I'll surrender from the tournament if you get me off this wall"
Talk.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2419 on: January 18, 2013, 03:38:41 pm »

On the ground floor of Bernie's inn...

Tom tries to retain control of himself and get to Josh!

[Self-control roll: 3]

He keeps smacking into furniture by accident! Dammit, uncontrollable super-speed is a terrible power! Still, Tom attempts to get down into the basement. First, the opening of the door!

[Door opening roll: 6]

After failing multiple times to get a good handle on the doorknob, he opts to just kick the door in.

[Strength roll: 4]

The door breaks rather nicely! Right, now the basement stairs!

[Stair scaling roll: 3]

He gets about halfway down, then makes a slight misstep and tumbles down!

[Fall damage roll: 2+1]

He gets a small crack in his skull for his trouble! Well, that's not so bad. Tom tries to get up and approach Josh!

[Approach roll: 5]

He manages to arrive in just the right way - close enough to be noticed and far enough to avoid smacking into the guy and ruining any chance at negotiation!

[Nonverbal communication roll: 6-1]

Though Tom's high-speed gesturing is all but incomprehensible, it gets the point across better than anything else ever could!

"You seem to be a bit sped-up. Let me guess, somebody cursed you?"

Tom nods in an almost imperceptibly fast manner.

[Bernie helpfulness roll: 4]

"Luckily, I've got something that might help. Hold still."

Tom does his best to do this as Josh takes out a bottle from his pocket. He opens it. He takes a swig, then deposits it back in his pocket. Then he takes out a strange bottle of some other kind! Tom is about to ask him what it is, but there are two problems with this: he can't speak, and all of the liquid within is immediately sprayed over his restless body!

[Liquid side-effects roll: 4]

Tom feels a bit queasy after the spraying. However, he also feels like he's moving at a normal speed! Oh, joyous day!

"Right, that worked. Now, you do something useful for me. Find and bring me a virgin. Alive."


Sideways in an alleyway...

Luke, desperate for help, decides to call out to the mage that just left!

"Hey, you, please help, I'll surrender from the tournament if you get me off this wall!"

[Mage reaction roll: 1]

The head of the strange magician pokes into the alleyway once again. It briefly evaluates the sideways shape of Luke.

The mage then begins to laugh heartily, mostly to himself, though he does point at Luke a few times as he laughs. And rolls around on the ground. After laughing for a while, he gets up and composes himself. Then he gestures at Luke.

[Laughing Dude magic roll: 6]

Luke suddenly grows six extra legs from the lower part of the body! They don't seem to be under his control, that's for sure. And they seem to have a strange idea - let's walk to the other end of this alley! Wonder what they want to do there? The mage obviously considers it funny, since he's giggling to himself as Luke grows ever more distant.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2420 on: January 18, 2013, 03:45:46 pm »

'Well, as depressing and absolutely abhorrent to my every shred of adventuring dignity that order is, soul magic is soul magic. Time to try not killing something. Uuhhh, I feel unclean just saying that.'

Bow and leave, try to find another mage. Sneak up behind the mage and strike it in the head with the pommel of my sword.Drag the body to Josh.

((Luke, you might want to hasten that little transaction. You know exactly what is about to happen if you are still conspiring with the mage when I get out there.

Assassination, (of the mage)
Retribution, (of you trying to find another mage to kill me, or just to help yourself)
Maiming, (of you, by me)
Looting. (of the corpses, probably yours included)

Three continuous semi-profitable rounds of ARML, if this plays out.))

« Last Edit: January 18, 2013, 05:38:35 pm by Onyxjew944 »
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2421 on: January 18, 2013, 04:41:00 pm »

Go into the temple look for someone that could help.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2422 on: January 18, 2013, 05:22:02 pm »

"I'm not joking you know, I can tell you the location of a powerful necromancer if you let me down, and give me control of these legs."
You know the deal now.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2423 on: January 18, 2013, 06:21:35 pm »

In the basement of Bernie's inn...

Tom comes to terms with the harsh truth that murder is not always the best solution to the problem. He doesn't accept it, mind you, just comes to terms with it. Very unfriendly terms. Nevertheless, he heads on out to look for somebody to clonk over the head and abduct.

[Search roll: 4]

Well, there seems to be a fine fellow laughing in an alleyway not very far outside the inn. What luck! While the fellow's laughing, Tom tries to sneak up behind him!

[Stealth roll: 4-1]

He jingles slightly as he tries to sneakily approach the mage! Well, that's one reason not to wear chainmail, he supposes. Probably the only one.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the mage, Luke tries to explain the unquestionable merits of keeping him alive!

"I'm not joking, you know, I can tell you the location of a powerful necromancer if you let me down, and give me control of these legs."

[Mage reaction roll: 6]

The mage looks at Luke with interest! He is about to gesture something when he is rudely interrupted by a loud jangling! He twists around in time to see Tom trying to take him down!

[Tom vs. Mage: 5+2-1 vs. 6]

He steps aside as Tom tries to knock him out, then counters with what looks like magic!

[Mage magic roll: 2]

He is apparently a bit startled, because his spell fizzles right as Tom prepares to swing again!

Meanwhile, Luke contemplates where he went wrong in unlife (probably all the treachery) as he approaches the corner of the building.

[Leg progress roll: 4]

The legs are making good time, too, as he is approaching the edge really quickly, all things considered.


Outside a temple of some sort...

Vincent lands in front of the temple and runs in, looking for somebody who could help!

[Temple occupant roll: 2]

Too bad the temple, a rather impressive structure of gray stone with a very striking pentacle motif, seems to be totally empty at first glance. Or at least the main hall does. There are three other wings and a spiral staircase leading downwards, though.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2424 on: January 18, 2013, 06:28:19 pm »

"TOM YOU BASTARD!"
If God, try to force myself back toward TOM and the Mage, if I fall of the wall hold on tight.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2425 on: January 18, 2013, 07:04:26 pm »

'Curses! Why did I even see fit to wear a fish-suit? I'm forging plate armour after this.'

Finish knocking out the oddly-silent, mirthful fellow. Take off all of his clothing and heap it beside my other corpses for later looting. Move his naked, living, virgin organ-sack to Josh.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2426 on: January 18, 2013, 08:16:38 pm »

Continue looking.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2427 on: January 18, 2013, 10:14:12 pm »

Tie Mark to my back somehow and head off to find him new legs.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2428 on: January 19, 2013, 01:34:41 am »

Give Gamerlord my set of daggers and keep an look out as he searches.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2429 on: January 19, 2013, 05:20:24 am »

In a increasingly more dangerous alleyway...

Luke, upon noticing the fact that he seems to be approaching a terrible fate, decides to yell dramatically!

"TOM ,YOU BASTARD!"

Tom doesn't seem to mind a whole lot. Plan B, then.

[Self-stopping roll: 4]

By forcing his feet to the wall and clamping onto a window frame with his teeth, Luke manages to not fall over the edge yet! He also can't move a whole lot, since that would give the suicidal legs an opening to keep pulling him. The alleyway behind him continues about a dozen feet, and there are still two window frames on the way.

[Window roll: 3]

All of them are shuttered, however. Dang.

As Luke considers the gravity of his situation, Tom continues his attempts to subdue the kinda-creepy laughing guy.

[Tom vs. Laughing Dude: 4+1 vs. 6]

The laughing guy keeps weaving expertly and dodging each and every one of Tom's strikes! Also, he's still laughing. Tom is beginning to suspect that the guy is not entirely sane. As he ponders this, the man makes several gestures!

[Laughing Dude magic roll: 4]

A disembodied humanoid leg appears in his hands! It looks to be made of steel. Well, that's an... interesting weapon. The expression on the fellow's face becomes a wild grin, as though something was definitely on now.


In a temple of some kind...

Vincent decides to keep looking for someone helpful! He then chooses a random direction to go in.

[Direction choice roll (d4): 1]

Not going for any of that side area nonsense, he realizes that there's only one direction for him - straight down. He paces determinedly down the spiral staircase, noting the nice frescoes of large processions on the wall as he does so. At least there's some entertainment.

Eventually he reaches a rather dark place that looks a little bit like a tomb. He isn't sure, though. It's nearly pitch black down here, after all.


On the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud tries to find something to tie his good buddy Mark to his back with!

[Search roll: 2]

Well, there's nothing around that looks like a rope or anything. Luckily, Mark is there to save the day! He hands his daggers to Yorinnsud, who then uses them as impromptu tacks to attach the skeletal fellow to his back. Well, now that that's taken care of, time to find new legs!

[Search roll: 2]

Wow, it turns out you can't just find legs lying around on the street! Well, not at this particular point in the competition, anyway.

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