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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563250 times)

Onyxjew944

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2400 on: January 18, 2013, 08:00:18 am »

'That wasn't very kind of you at all, whoever you are. Now I'm attached to a wall and defying gravity, do you know what this means? I can't reach the loot I just earned by murdering two people. Do you know what that means? I'm going to kill you.'

Slash at my treacherous companion. Slashity-slashity-slash.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2401 on: January 18, 2013, 08:06:06 am »

Next to a highly suspicious ball of slime...

Mark, not really trusting a ball of slime ten times his size, grabs his buddy Yorinnsud and makes a tactical retreat.

[Slime reaction roll: 1]

Suddenly, the front of the ball of slime begins to shift and change! It reshapes itself into a... face? Why would it do that? It does look majorly pissed for some reason. Probably because it's so big. It begins to menacingly approach the two undead! Its false eyes glow with hideous radiance, which is the universal sign of meaning business in the magical world.

[Sphere magic roll: 5]

The glow suddenly becomes a full on eyebeam that proceeds to devastate the area around Yorinnsud and Mark!

[Yorinnsud dodge roll: 6-1]
[Mark dodge roll: 1+1]

Yorinnsud, being a naturally suspicious type, saw this coming immediately and dodges out of the way as fast as a zombie can, which isn't terribly fast. Mark only looks at Yorinnsud perplexedly as he does this, not really seeing the big deal. Well, joke's on him, 'cause now he's been blasted away by a concussive beam of slimy power, his legs splintered by the beam and the rest of his body landing in a pile some distance away! He doesn't seem to be in any danger of dying from this, though it certainly is quite inconvenient.


Next to an expanding portal of doom...

Vincent decides that taking flight might be the very best idea at the moment and goes looking for help!

[Flight roll: 5]

He soars above the woods once more, leaving the horrible persistent heat anomaly behind. Damn it feels good to be a flying skeleton. Time to look for help!

[Search roll: 4]

As he flies about, he notices a large temple off in the distance! It doesn't look ruined, so it probably has something in it. Perhaps even someone!


Sideways in an alleyway...

Luke, not really seeing a good way to get out of this alley without falling down a street, decides to scream for help after finding Tom to be oddly unreceptive to his orders.

[Shouting roll: 6]

He screams like a little girl that's been stabbed and is also on fire in the Pit of Hideous Acid and Lightning. Surely this will attract a lot of attention!

[Attracted attention roll: 1+2]

A person looks into the alley for a few seconds, then, upon confirming that it is indeed none of his business what goes on in there, leaves quietly, but completely. Well, that didn't help! Also, Tom doesn't look pleased. He doesn't look pleased at all.

[Tom self-control roll: 4]

He manages to stand still on the ground (for he is, unlike poor old Luke, not actually attached to the wall, just recently smashed into it) and charge extremely quickly at Luke!

[Tom vs. Luke: 4+2+1 vs. 4-1]

He chops off both of Luke's arms before the latter has any chance to react, what with Tom moving nearly faster than any eye (including his own lack of one) can see!

[Perception roll: ?]

Also, the sloth guerillas seem to have gone away at last! Amazing!
« Last Edit: January 18, 2013, 08:08:28 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2402 on: January 18, 2013, 08:14:48 am »

'Hmm, definitely colorful, but his arms weren't really the problem. Ah, idea.'

Cut out the zombie's tongue, followed by cutting through his vocal cords. Then Grab the magi corpses and drag them back into the inn. Deposit my goodies and sort through them for foci and loot.

((Anyone see a problem with making the traitor a bit quieter? I would cut off his head, but a silent armless zombie doesn't seem like much of a threat. Besides, he doesn't have any loot, and these magi do.

Edit: On second thought, I should probably just leave. Brutally crippling him and leaving him for dead is a tad overkill. Normally crippling him and leaving him for dead is fine, on the other skeletal hand.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2403 on: January 18, 2013, 09:01:52 am »

Double post.
« Last Edit: January 18, 2013, 09:04:07 am by anailater »
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2404 on: January 18, 2013, 09:03:52 am »

"What the hell man! I just wanted to get off this wall! I WONT DIE NOW!" Bite his face ferociously, if he dies call for Burnie.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2405 on: January 18, 2013, 09:12:19 am »

Pull Mark out of danger and then tie him to my back. ((Like Chewbacca and C3PO. I guess we're off to find Mark new legs.))

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2406 on: January 18, 2013, 10:19:14 am »

In an alleyway of doom...

Tom stares at the disarmed Luke for a few seconds. He then takes a look at the two corpses he just made.

They seem to be totally naked. He's pretty sure they weren't that way a minute ago. Pretty sure. Well, better drag 'em away.

[Tom self-control roll: 4]

He speeds over to the corpses and starts to drag!

[Strength roll: 1]

He only manages to rip out large chunks of their flesh, moving at the breakneck pace that he is. Meanwhile, Luke attempts to bite his face off!

[Luke vs. Tom: 6 vs. 1+1+2+1]

He manages to latch on to his adversary's skull, though it's pretty difficult to bite anything off. The helmet gets in the way, you know. After Luke bites at him for a bit, making a slight dent in the steel, Tom shakes the zombie off him. He is about to remark on the impoliteness of biting other people, but then realizes he, in fact, cannot speak.


Near an angry slime head...

Yorinnsud decides that it would be a good idea to pick up Mark and leave this rather horrible place. He heads over to the fellow and picks him up!

[Yorinnsud strength roll: 2+1]

Well, Mark turns out to be a bit too heavy. However, Yorinnsud has an idea! He'll drag him away!

[Slime Head magic roll: 5]

The slime head lets loose another good eyebeaming!

[Yorinnsud dodge roll: 4-1]
[Mark dodge roll: 2+1]

It misses both Mark and Yorinnsud, though they are blown aside by the explosion that comes from where the beam actually hit! It sends them flying a few dozen feet!

[Yorinnsud landing roll: 6-1]
[Mark landing roll: 4+1]

Both of them land perfectly, despite being of very varied bodily structure and physical abilities, and they high-five one another as the slime head begins to move closer once again.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2407 on: January 18, 2013, 10:26:12 am »

'Oh my, that wasn't very nice. I just got this off a dead scarecrow, I would have you know if I could actually speak. As it is I think I'll take my frictionless skeleton and continue dragging my slight-less-fleshy loot bags elsewhere. For now.'

Try again, and 'silence'* the zombie if it tries to bite me again. Not like it has a chance of doing anything, but why not.

((I think my modifiers have reached pretty epic levels. A +4 to dodging and attacking, but I have to make a roll for doing literally anything. I think I like this.))

*: Meaning the detonguifying and the devocal-chordifying. ((I love those words now.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2408 on: January 18, 2013, 11:25:43 am »

Hit him with the hammer! (Its not biting)
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2409 on: January 18, 2013, 11:43:19 am »

Get us the hell out of here!

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2410 on: January 18, 2013, 11:53:57 am »

In a deadly alleyway...

Tom keeps trying to drag the corpses!

[Self-control roll: 4]

He picks them up by a less-torn off bit and pulls!

[Strength roll: 5]

He manages to keep a hold on them and drag them back to the inn! For what reason, it is not entirely clear, however. They're still naked and penniless (which is still pretty suspicious, what with them having been pretty well-dressed and rich-looking a few minutes ago), plus they're sort of messing up the nice carpet.

[Perception roll: ?]

He hears something like a faint giggle. It's the bird mob! Look out!

Meanwhile, back at the alleyway, Luke tries to hit the spot Tom was at a second ago with his hammer. However, the thing remains steadfastly immovable no matter how strongly he clings on to the handle with his teeth!


Next to the slimiest head of all...

Yorinnsud tries to get both himself and Mark out of the immediate vicinity of the giant slime with death ray eyes. Probably a wise move.

[Strength roll: 5]

He lifts the fellow up and makes a run for it!

[Yorinnsud escape roll: 2-1]

He runs in the wrong direction, however, accidentally running for the giant slime instead of, say, some place that isn't completely terrible. The slime head cracks a grin and tries to give them a welcoming eyebeaming!

[Slime Head magic roll: 1]

Something goes wrong, however. Maybe it's the energy expenditure, maybe it's something else, but the slime shakes and shifts once more. The face disappears, and it begins to bubble! Well, at least it isn't killing anyone. Yet.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2411 on: January 18, 2013, 12:02:56 pm »

"Hello mage people!"
Call for mages.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2412 on: January 18, 2013, 12:24:06 pm »

'Is the idiot still screaming? Eh, probably get himself killed if I don't do it for him.'

Chop the heads off of the corpses if I didn't already do so, then head upstairs and get back to looting.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2413 on: January 18, 2013, 12:48:08 pm »

Sideways in an alleyway...

Luke decides to do some more shouting!

[Shouting roll: 5]

He shouts at a not very impolite or offensive, but still very effective intensity!

[Mage attention roll: 3]

The exact same mage from previously peeks into the alley, then leaves. What could his angle be, Luke wonders!


On the bottom floor of Bernie's inn...

Tom attempts to behead the corpses before they cause any more trouble!

[Self-control roll: 2]

As he turns, he spins wildly and gets dizzy, then falls over! As he attempts to get up, he feels glad that he has no digestive system. Movements that seemed natural before are now sped-up, exaggerated, and now that he has begun to think how he does it, he can't perform even the simplest of tasks anymore!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2414 on: January 18, 2013, 12:50:24 pm »

'Well, time to find Josh I suppose.'

Look for Josh and pantomime that I need to have any enchantments except the one keeping me alive taken off.
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