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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563278 times)

Onyxjew944

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2340 on: January 14, 2013, 02:10:50 pm »

Pick up the stick.

'What could possibly go wrong?'

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2341 on: January 14, 2013, 02:46:04 pm »

"I am slacker extreme!"
Report to Burnie, ask if anything else needs to be done.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2342 on: January 14, 2013, 03:11:32 pm »

Behind the inn's bar...

Tom, figuring that there's probably no real danger to picking up random objects of unknown purpose in a bar, goes on to do just that. He takes the stick and briefly thinks of the nature of power and its possession.

Nothing seems to be happening. Well, not yet, anyway. As he is left slightly disappointed at the lack of immediate magical mayhem, Luke enters the inn, beaming proudly about something. He seems to be looking for Bernie.

[Luke search roll: 3]

After making sure he isn't in the lobby, Luke heads upstairs to look for his abominable master. After he's gone, a door to the basement opens and Bernie walks out.

"You there!" he says, pointing at Tom. "Anything interesting happen while I was away?"

Tom shakes his head sadly.

"The basement seems pretty defensible, so I'll be hanging out down there from now on. Understood?"

Tom nods and Bernie heads back inside the basement, closing a well-concealed door behind him as he does so. Shortly afterwards Luke comes back down, having thoroughly searched the top floors.

"Hey, have you seen the magic guy?"

Tom, paying as much attention as usual, shakes his head sadly at Luke.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2343 on: January 14, 2013, 03:16:08 pm »

Shake my magical golden rod at the bar, hoping it explodes into flame or some such. Possibly starting some magical shenanigans or other.

((Double entendre intended.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2344 on: January 14, 2013, 04:36:24 pm »

"Damn, suppose I may as well make some dinner."
Look for food in the inn, make a hearty meal.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2345 on: January 14, 2013, 04:49:40 pm »

Make more pentacles.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2346 on: January 14, 2013, 08:54:58 pm »

Butcher the beast and sacrifice it in the ways of my people. Then go looking for more tributes.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2347 on: January 15, 2013, 04:53:58 am »

Find a vantage point to survey the area outside of the town and see what buildings are in the town.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2348 on: January 15, 2013, 11:33:43 am »

In the inn of Bernie...

Luke decides that dinner is what he really needs right now and gets right to fixing something up from whatever things he can find.

[Search roll: 5]

Hey, would you look at that! There's a fully-stocked pantry of fresh food he could use to make a dinner fit for a king! How wonderful. Luke proceeds to make some dinner.

[Cooking roll: 6]

He creates a massive feast made up of exquisite foods of all sorts, drawing on his cooking experience obtained from at least a decade of unemployment. The feast he creates is massive indeed, and he can't wait to get to eating it! All of it!

He then realizes he has no functioning digestive system. Hell, he can't even properly swallow anymore. It all gets stuck in his esophagus or worse, his stomach. Then it would proceed to fester, presumably until the smell gets bad enough to warrant surgical intervention.

Fortunately, Bernie appears, steals half of the food without a word, then goes into the basement. Not even a thank-you-kindly from the guy. How rude!

Meanwhile, Tom decides to gleefully experiment with powers beyond his immediate comprehension and shakes his rod at the bar.

[Wand effect roll: 6]

There is a faint sound, like that of a bell tolling, but little else happens. The bar seems to be less than impressed at Tom's goods. About twenty seconds later, there is another tolling sound.


Outside the former residence of a horrid beast...

Yorinnsud tries to butcher and sacrifice the corpse of his enemy, as was custom in his village.

[Sacrifice roll: 2]

Uh... he doesn't have any fire-making tools. Or fuel. Or a donkey for the last bit. So that won't work. Ah well. He leaves the monkey be and heads out looking for more tribute.

[Pillaging roll: 2]

There doesn't seem to be anyone around to demand tribute from. And there is a distinct lack of various golden items, great artifacts and excellent booze to get, so stealing tribute doesn't seem like a viable idea, either.


Outside Bernie's inn...

Mark, after realizing that his plan for the perfect village doesn't really help his quest for murder in any way, looks for a good vantage point to survey the town from.

[Vantage point locating roll: 2]

Sadly, the town is located on a flat plain stretching for many miles around. No real vantage points anywhere, really, as most of the buildings are not taller than three stories. It appears that there are no quick ways to find anything in this town. No doubt a deliberate move on the guide industry's part.


Next to a very innocent and bleeding person...

Vincent goes on a pentacle-drawing frenzy, drawing the figure about eight times all around him!

[Pentacle proximity reaction roll: 4]

The pentacles begin to pulse slightly, reminding Vincent of the heart he's pretty sure he used to have. It is but a brief moment of recollection, but sweet nonetheless.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2349 on: January 15, 2013, 12:15:45 pm »

"I AM THE MASTER OF ALL MENIAL LABOR! I still hate it though."
Time to find myself a weapon, hopefully a big hammer, but anything will do.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2350 on: January 15, 2013, 12:32:09 pm »

'Of course. In a fenced in area filled to the very brim with magic and magicians, I find the only shiny stick that isn't incredibly deadly and or interesting. No time to waste crying over it, not like I could if I wanted to anyway, time to find something else to destroy.'

Wander around the inn looking for interesting things.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2351 on: January 15, 2013, 01:57:11 pm »

Inside Bernie's inn...

Luke takes a moment to applaud his own proficiency at pointless busywork, then heads out to look for a weapon, keeping a particular eye out for any large hammers to crush his puny, puny enemies with.

[Search roll: 4]

He finds a pretty nice-looking hammer lying around near a recently-demolished house. Looks like it's meant for destroying walls, but he's sure it could smash a head or ribcage in just as well.

Meanwhile, Tom takes a short bit of time to curse his terrible luck and look for something better to steal in the inn itself.

[Search roll: 5]

Well, there is a large ragdoll of a fellow dressed in a nice suit of mail propped up against one of the walls. There appears to be a dagger stuck through its neck, revealing a whole lot of straw that seems to have fallen out of the hole. Despite the thing obviously being a ragdoll, Tom can't help but shake the feeling that there is more to this doll than one might think. Oh well. Free suit of sweet, sweet mail!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2352 on: January 15, 2013, 02:20:35 pm »

'Nope. Not possible. Totally a golem. Can't be just an innocent scarecrow in perfectly made armor. The universe doesn't work like that. Nope. Not. Possible.'

Cut off the straw man's head via bastard sword, then strip him of his armor and wear it. Collect the dagger as well, deposit in a pocket in my clothing or in my empty pelvic bone should I not have any pockets.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2353 on: January 15, 2013, 02:43:40 pm »

Next to a peculiar-looking ragdoll...

Tom, knowing from personal experience that straw men are not to be trusted in any capacity, decides to decapitate the things with his sword.

It works quite well, considering that the guy's head is already kind of hanging by a few ragged threads. Still, the fellow is safely decapitated, so Tom undresses him and puts on the suit of mail! It fits somewhat well, hanging off him in but a few places. However, he gets the feeling that he can't really avoid that with a figure like he's got.

Afterwards, he pockets the dagger formerly occupying a cozy location in the strawman's throat. After all, if you loot, you loot completely. It's only fair.
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« Reply #2354 on: January 15, 2013, 03:16:18 pm »

'Ah, how interesting. It didn't come to life and try to eat my soul when I decapitated it. Only one solution: It's trying to trick me into lowering my guard.'

Proceed to dice it into several progressively smaller pieces. Then go loot something else in this amazingly well-furnished inn.
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