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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563289 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2325 on: January 13, 2013, 04:30:52 pm »

Outside a somewhat ruined house...

After grabbing a whole lot of nails from the blacksmith's crate, hauling some wood over to the inn and making sure he has both his hammer and saw, Luke attempts to board up the giant stained glass windows in front of Bernie's hideout!

[Workmanship roll: 2]

He nails up a single board horizontally along one of the windows, then proudly inspects his work.

Yep, that'll do, he thinks and drops the hammer, then goes on his probably legally-mandated Minion Break.


Next to a true visionary of our age...

Tom, upon realizing the predicament he's in, mimics a sigh and leaves quietly.

[Leather Mage perception roll: ?]

Fortunately, the crazy, short and bearded bastard is far too crazy, short and bearded to notice him leaving. Instead, he runs off in the opposite direction, yelling about showing everyone why leather magic truly is the best form of magic there will ever be. Tom hears none of his undoubtedly persuasive arguments, instead choosing to return to the inn with his sanity and dignity unmolested. He mimics breathing a sigh of relief as the familiar sight of the inn appears once more.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2326 on: January 13, 2013, 04:32:31 pm »

Look for coffee, if their is no coffee continue work and consider a strike.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2327 on: January 13, 2013, 04:36:55 pm »

Enter the inn, search for anything of value or offensive use. Perhaps a hold-out weapon kept under the bar.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2328 on: January 13, 2013, 05:36:07 pm »

Check for innocent blood, if any then draw the pentacle in the diary.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2329 on: January 13, 2013, 07:12:23 pm »

Take tribute!

((Just for clarification, tribute is basically !BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!))

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2330 on: January 14, 2013, 01:36:34 am »

Outside a luxury inn...

Satisfied with his great works, Luke feels an uncharacteristic craving coming on! He checks for coffee in the near vicinity of himself. Unfortunately, he doesn't have any idea what coffee even is and what it's used for. And yet he finds that his life is not complete without it! Clearly he is trapped in an existential nightmare of some kind.

Maybe he should go on strike. Too bad he's technically a slave and has no rights. Oh well, better get back to work.

[Workmanship roll: 1]

But he can't, sadly, as his persistent craving refuses to give in! It creeps into his mind and seems to take over! Luke finds himself become very angry at the sky all of a sudden. It's so irritating, all that bright blue with white clouds, and don't even get him started on the stupid sun.

[Strength roll: 5+1]

Having had enough of that blue bastard's impertinence, he hurls the hammer off into the distance, watching it disappear with visible glee. Hope the sky chokes on it. Well, now that that's done, he supposes he'll get back to work.

Wait. Crap.

As Luke contemplates the dilemma he's in, Tom passes the fellow right by and heads inside the inn. He doesn't see that Josh fellow around, but he supposes he can't be too far away. He searches for something useful around the inn.

[Search roll: 6]

There is indeed a holdout weapon under the bar! Well, not a weapon per se, but perhaps something even better! It's a stick with a golden sphere at the end. It looks rather fancy, to tell the truth.

[Identification roll: ?]

Too bad he has no idea what it might be, though he guesses it might be trouble.


In a residential area...

Yorinnsud decides to start his tribute-taking with this very neighborhood! He goes nuts on the surrounding houses, beginning a campaign of pillage all around!

[Pillaging roll: 1]

As soon as he smashes the first window, however, he hears a horrid screech emanate from inside a house. Uh oh. Evil spirits. That's never a good sign in prospective pillage sites.


In the Woods of Justice...

Vincent looks for a suitably innocent-looking villager among the lot.

[Villager innocence roll: 6]

Well, there's the somewhat young villager he horribly wounded with a fragment of the chief's skull. He's not very mobile, but he is bleeding a lot! Vincent takes some of the fellow's blood and draws a pentacle in the book.

[Blood effects roll: 1]

The journal bursts into flame for some reason!

[Fire extinguishing roll: 2]

Vincent drops it on the ground and considers his next move.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2331 on: January 14, 2013, 02:06:45 am »

"Damn it! SKY GIVE ME BACK MY HAMMER!"
Intimidate the sky until it gives me back my hammer, if that doesn't work, find a blunt object to use.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2332 on: January 14, 2013, 07:06:35 am »

The gods demand tribute! Get the hell in there!

((Damnit Harry, I can't be online as much as everyone else nd the situation is not being helped by you stopping me for something so trivial as strange noises!  >:( sorry))

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2333 on: January 14, 2013, 07:27:06 am »

Draw the same pentacle on the ground and see what happens.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2334 on: January 14, 2013, 07:42:10 am »

Take the set of daggers and halberd then find some writing tools and paper before listing what buildings are in this town and showing pinning the list in the inn.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2335 on: January 14, 2013, 09:15:55 am »

Outside the inn of Bernie...

Luke attempts to intimidate the sky into handing him his hammer back!

[Sanity roll: 3]

The sky remains standoffish and rather quiet. Luke decides that this is due to either of two reasons: perhaps the sky isn't a humanoid entity and can't answer his questions, or it's just hiding something and being a terrible liar about it. For the unlife of him, Luke can't figure out which one it is! However, there is a more urgent matter to attend to. He needs a blunt object of some kind to hammer him some nails!

[Search roll: 5]

After wandering back to the blacksmith's shop, he fetches yet another hammer (this one actually has a claw!) tucked in between some deceptively useless junk and goes right back to the inn. He shudders when he considers the sheer magnitude of the task ahead.


On the bad side of town...

Yorinnsud shakes off his apprehensive feelings about unearthly, demonic screeches coming from the houses on his to-pillage list and gets back to work.

[Pillaging roll: 1]

As he begins to climb in through the now-broken window, he is greeted by an unusual sight. It looks kind of like a man, only stunted, hairy, savage and with demonic fire burning in its eyes. It begins to wiggle its barbed, hairy tail! Aw, it's happy to see him!

[D-Monkey vs. Yorinnsud: 5+1 vs. 3-1+1]

It leaps on top of him and gives him a friendly licking! Wait, no. The words are "savage chewing" and "slashing with a very nasty-looking tail". So easy to confuse those. And all this time, it keeps screeching like, well, exactly like you would imagine a thing like it screech, which is to say most terribly. It is not the very best of feelings, Yorinnsud finds. In fact, the thing has chewed off a sizable portion of his left arm!

Inside the blacksmith's shop...

Not really in a particular rush, Mark takes the bunch of daggers lying around in the blacksmith's shop and then tries to locate a bit of paper and a quill. And some ink.

[Search roll: 3]

He finds a piece of charcoal and a suitably pale piece of wood to draw on. Eh, good enough. He then tries to do an inventory of the buildings in town.

[Inventory taking roll: 1]

Let's see, there's the inn. And the smithy. But there's probably other stuff as well. He isn't sure. Yeah, there definitely should be other stuff! Like a magic emporium! And a mage's tower! And a gladiatorial arena, that would be amazing. And a place that sells magical armor of every sort! And an eatery for those other fellows, you know, the ones with digestive systems. And you can't forget about the children, either.

After a short while he has drafted up a long list of all the awesome things that should be in Emlocke for it to be the best town in the Blacklands! He pins it up at the inn, beaming with the warm glow of accomplishment!


Next to a burning book...

Intrigued by spontaneous biblio-combustion, Vincent takes some more blood and draws a pentacle on the ground!

[Blood effects roll: 3]

It begins to glow oddly! Ooh, nice. Maybe he should get more of this stuff. Luckily, there's a handy source right next to him!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2336 on: January 14, 2013, 09:19:15 am »

Push this thing off, and slay it with my sword!

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2337 on: January 14, 2013, 11:48:51 am »

Under a most peculiar and savage beast...

Yorinnsud tries to stab at the beast asserting its dominance over him after making a great push upward!

[Strength roll: 4+1]

He lifts the beast off him with one hand, and hurls it to a respectable distance!

[Yorinnsud vs. D-Monkey: 6+1 vs. 1+1]

He then proceeds to give the creature several more ventilation holes to let the brain air out, what with it being the responsible thing to do when dealing with evil spirits. The beast doesn't take this well. In fact, it drops dead almost immediately.

Maybe Yorinnsud should stick to being a warrior. He's no good at this holy man nonsense.
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« Reply #2338 on: January 14, 2013, 12:01:32 pm »

"I'm gonna need a bigger hammer..."
Building montage time!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #2339 on: January 14, 2013, 01:09:40 pm »

Next to a work in progress...

Luke examines the inn he is about to board up and realizes that this is quite a lot of work to be doing on his own. Plus, you know, it's mind-numbingly boring. And he can't quite reach the top parts of the window from here. Regardless, he will try his best! And by "try his best" he means "block out higher mental functions during the more boring parts so he doesn't have to subjectively experience them, thus making the whole experience much shorter".

He decides to test this method immediately.

[Workmanship roll: 5]

He doesn't know how long he worked or how exactly he reach the top bits of the window to board them up, having had only very brief (but very self-affirming) glimpses in the process, but he has done it! All of the windows are firmly boarded up in a very meticulous manner all around the building! And he didn't learn a thing or get bored even for a second. Truly, this mental block may be the very best thing a slacker like him could ask for. He only hopes he can pull this off again for something else that's boring and repetitive.
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