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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563337 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2175 on: December 31, 2012, 08:00:22 am »
Outside the Dream Palace...

Mike looks for someone to help him!

[Sucker roll: 2]

As a radially symmetrical fellow walks past, Mike addresses him!

"AGKH! PINK DIAMONDS HGKHH!"

"No."

He then leaves.
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miauw62

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2176 on: December 31, 2012, 08:39:29 am »
Find another guy and try again!
((Don't i have a face to talk with? Why am i making these weird noises then?))
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2177 on: December 31, 2012, 08:57:41 am »
Outside the Dream Palace...

Mike waits for somebody else to pass him by!

[Sucker roll: 5]

A creature looking much like a starfish sliced into seven pieces, then stuck back together ill-fittingly passes by!

Mike tries to use his Bernie face to speak with!

[Speaking roll: 1]

"Hey, you there, you can go and piss right off! We don't appreciate assholes like you in this place!"

"Oh, I shall do so with pleasure, good sir!"

The strange person leaves just as quickly as it came.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2178 on: December 31, 2012, 09:04:57 am »
Mike will try to find yet another person to make him a pink diamond hand!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2179 on: December 31, 2012, 09:50:37 am »
Outside the Dream Palace...

Mike waits outside the palace, expecting more people to show up!

[Sucker roll: 6]

He waits and waits for quite a while. Suddenly, a very elongated individual appears from what seems like nowhere!

"You seem to want something. Can I help?"

"PINK DIAMOND HAND, GWAAGH!"

[Elongated Individual reaction roll: 5]

"Oh. Okay."

[Elongated Individual imagination roll: 2]

"Wait, what's a pink diamond, anyway?"
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2180 on: December 31, 2012, 10:11:26 am »
"IT IS A DIAMOND WITH THAT CARRIES THE COLOR NAMED PINK. WHGHAGH"
Mike will tell him how he needs to make a pink diamond hand!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2181 on: December 31, 2012, 10:16:22 am »
In the company of an elongated individual....

Mike tries to explain what a pink diamond is!

"IT IS A DIAMOND WITH THAT CARRIES THE COLOR NAMED PINK. WHGHAGH"

[Elongated Individual reaction roll: 2]

"Interesting. What is this color named... pink?"
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2182 on: December 31, 2012, 10:45:55 am »
"IT IS A COLOR OFTEN ASOCIATED WITH SMALL GIRLS."
Tell him what pink is and have him make me a pink diamond hand.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2183 on: December 31, 2012, 11:05:30 am »
Outside the Dream Palace...

Mike attempts to explain what pink is!

"IT IZZZ A KOLLOR OFTEN AZZOSIATED WIT ZMALL GIRLZ!"

[Elongated Man comprehension roll: 4]

"Wait, pink is blue? Why would you call it pink, then?"
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2184 on: December 31, 2012, 11:06:59 am »
"IT LIES BETWEEN BLUUUEEE AND REEEDD, AND VERRY LIIIGHTT.
NOW, ARE YOU GOING TO IMAGINE ME THIS PINK DIAMOND HAND?"
Have him make it for me now he understands it.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2185 on: December 31, 2012, 11:12:54 am »
Outside the Dream Palace...

Mike tries to explain the location of pink in relation to other colors!

"IT LIES BETWEEN BLUUUEEE AND REEEDD, AND VERRY LIIIGHTT."

"Well, 'between blue and red' is awfully vague. How much red and how much blue?"

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2186 on: December 31, 2012, 11:31:12 am »
"ABOUT 75% RED AND 25% BLUE.
MAKE THEM NOW, PLEASE?"
Just get the  guy to make that goddamn hand.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2187 on: December 31, 2012, 11:44:12 am »
Outside the Dream Palace...

Mike gives further explanation to the elongated fellow!

"ABOUT 75% RED AND 25% BLUE. MAKE THEM NOW, PLEASE?"

"Okay, one part blue, three parts red, four parts white. Hm."

[Elongated Individual imagination roll: 5]

A whole lot of pink diamonds appear in front of Mike!

"Those good?"

"YEZSHH! NOW MAKE A HAND OUT OF IIIT!"

"Yeesh, some people and their demands."

[Elongated Individual imagination roll: 2]

"What are hands, by the way?"

You look at his arms. By some horrible twist of fate, he only has lobster claws!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2188 on: December 31, 2012, 11:46:17 am »
"WAIT A SECOND."
Imagine them into hands myself. If succesfull, go to the fountain and stick it in.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #2189 on: December 31, 2012, 12:05:18 pm »
Outside the Dream Palace...

Mike decides that using his own imagination would be safer for his sanity right now.

[Imagination roll: 6-1]

He forms a perfectly good hand out of the pink diamonds!

"See, I knew you could do it! Good show!"

The elongated individual then proceeds to disappear in a cloud of ochre smoke. Mike shrugs, picks up the hand and goes inside!

[Trap roll: 2]

A large boulder lands right next to him. Wonder what that's all about?

"Damn it! Guess I'll have to kill you the old-fashioned way!"

[Fake Bernie magic roll: 2]

He gestures a bit, but nothing happens. Mike goes past him and sticks the hand in the fountain!

The love-head looks thrilled as the happy head shakes the hand! The love-head then takes it and keeps it for itself.

Two words appear on the slab: "Love" and "Happiness", corresponding to the numbers 3 and 4.
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