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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 564807 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1800 on: December 16, 2012, 10:23:51 am »
In Mr. Noone's Glass Emporium...

Mike lowers herself on the ground and tries to swing her chair around!

[Swinging roll: 6]

She swings it so hard that the chair flies off the spears! Well, that solves that problem!

[Chair flight roll: 3]

The chair lands in a cabinet full of glass, making an awful racket!

[Villager reaction roll: 6]

A villager pokes his head into the store, chuckles, then leaves! Asshole.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1801 on: December 16, 2012, 10:30:20 am »
((What the fuck is up with this incredible good-roll streak? I'll probably impale myself next turn or something.))
Mike will go outside and ask a villager the way back to Yellowgen.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1802 on: December 16, 2012, 10:39:10 am »
In Bluetree...

Mike looks for a villager to question on where Yellowglen might be found!

[Search roll: 2]

None are in sight, however! They seem to have all gone somewhere!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1803 on: December 16, 2012, 10:40:33 am »
Mike will attempt to realize that they must be in a building of relgious importance, and find this building!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1804 on: December 16, 2012, 10:54:12 am »
In Bluetree...

Mike tries to find a religious institution of some kind in town!

[Search roll: 3]

There is a small shrine to Narcillicus in the center of town, but that's pretty much it. Seriously, it's like the people just up and disappeared.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1805 on: December 16, 2012, 11:06:34 am »
Mike will head back to the previous town and ask the people there.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1806 on: December 16, 2012, 11:25:07 am »
In Bluetree...

Mike decides to travel back to the previous town, whatever its name was!

[Travel roll: 5]

She gets there with surprising rapidity, reaching it in only two hours! That's actually faster than the time she had legs to help her!

She tries to find somebody to ask about the location of Yellowglen!

[Search roll: 4]

There's a knowledgeable-looking sort right outside the town gates! She asks the fellow for directions!

[Man reaction roll: 3]

"Yellowglen? What? You want me to point you to Yellowglen? I don't even know where that is! Ask somebody else, will you? Try the blacksmith."
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1807 on: December 16, 2012, 11:34:56 am »
Mike will head to the blacksmith and ask him where to find Yellowgen!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1808 on: December 16, 2012, 11:40:24 am »
In the marvelous town of Uh...

Mike heads over to the blacksmith to ask him about Yellowglen! The blacksmith, a rather short fellow with a shaved head, answers promptly:

[Reaction roll: 2]

"Piss off, will you?"
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1809 on: December 16, 2012, 11:41:53 am »
Investigate the clicking sound.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1810 on: December 16, 2012, 11:47:29 am »
"You can either tell me where it is, or have me around here all day. Your choice."
Mike will convince the inhabitant of Uh to give him directions to Yellowgen.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1811 on: December 16, 2012, 01:03:48 pm »
In a dark, damp cave...

Vincent and his nice new buddy go on to investigate the clicking sound! It can only be treasure, Vincent thinks!

[? roll: ?]

The clicking suddenly stops! Whether that's a good or bad thing is yet to be seen!

[Perception roll: ?]

There is a complete silence in the darkness as far as Vincent can hear!

[Metal Guardian perception roll: ?]

His metal buddy seems completely peaceful and vaguely bored!


In a blacksmith's shop...

Mike has an idea - she will present an ultimatum using her best weapon: annoyance!

"You can either tell me where it is, or have me around here all day. Your choice."

[Blacksmith reaction roll: 6]

The blacksmith puts down his tools, sighs and begins to speak rapidly!

"East along the road, take the right fork. Follow the path and climb the stairs. Once up, check the wind. If it blows east, go west. If it blows any other way, go northwest. Eventually you'll get to a platform. Stand on it and say "Zxcytjkprk" three times fast. You'll find yourself in a plain surrounded by naked women. Do not speak to them or they'll eat you. Go south until you reach a hungry plant. Offer it a head of cabbage and ask it to send you to Yellowglen. It'll send you there. If not, call upon Almiria and say "Mpokzitran didn't pay for lunch!" Everything should be okay then. If it isn't, you are in grave danger."

"Is that the only path?"

"The only one that any have survived."
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1812 on: December 16, 2012, 01:11:40 pm »
Mike opens his mouth, closes it, opens it again, and finally says:
"You're not kidding? Ah well, i have survived worse things..."
Mike will find a cabbage head and make sure he properly memorized all the directions.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1813 on: December 16, 2012, 01:49:18 pm »
Ask if I can keep it.
If yes, FLY out of the pit to the surface!
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1814 on: December 16, 2012, 02:00:09 pm »
Walk out of the cave and explore the woods again for any signs of civilization.
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