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[Harry Baldman]

Inside the tunnel to the surface...

Samucane and Welt keep on moving onward!

[Samucane magic roll: 3+1]

Samucane does slow down slightly, though!

[Welt movement roll: 4]

Welt slows down with him!

[Bear pursuit roll: 1]

The bear decides that following these two is not the best idea it's ever had, and goes back into its lair to take a nap instead. With how its day's been going, best to just go into hibernation.

Samucane makes a decision on Welt's menu in the meantime!

~Nubile young virgins it is, then! Righty-ho, you won't mind the peasant kind, will you?~

[Welt reaction roll: 4]

"Ugh, OKAY."

They try to find the nearest village!

[Navigation roll: 2]

They have no idea where one might be, though. Narcillicus knows where they are now.


In Yellowglen...

Timothy asks the men if they have what he seeks!

"Oh, hello! One magickal scary-crow, please!"

[Men reaction roll: 3]

"A what now? A scary-crow? What's a scary-crow?"

[Caerwyn]

Sam shall check out the map! Er, some map, anyways. Can a map be formed out of canes? Magic canes? Oh! Send cane scouts flying in all directions, and then report back! Yeah, that ALWAYS works.

[Yoink]

"Oh, uhm, wells, it's one a' thems... Uh... You know, those..."

>Attempt to remember what a scarecrow is! Then explain it to them!

[Harry Baldman]

On the surface at last...

Samucane thinks for a moment, realizes that making a map would be useless due to it not knowing where anything is. Then it decides to use scouting canes again!

[Magic roll: 5+1]

It summons a hundred scouting canes and sends them out in every direction!

[Cane scouting roll: 3+1]

Looking through their caney non-eyes, Samucane sees a village to the west! It's pretty small, but nonetheless within flying distance. There seems to be a reasonable amount of people there.


In Yellowglen...

Timothy attempts to remember what a scarecrow is!

[Intelligence roll: 3]

"Uhm, wells, you put thems in fields or fruit-places or some other places, and then no birds. Plus magic."

[Men reaction roll: 2]

"Ah, get out of here. Got no time for you."

[Caerwyn]

To the village! Oh, and, uh, tell the canes to enjoy their new life. They're free!

[Harry Baldman]

On the surface, hooray...

Samucane tells the canes they're free and can do whatever they want!

[Cane reaction roll: 6]

They immediately begin to enjoy their newfound freedom by destroying all humans they can see! Uh oh.

Samucane and Welt speed off to the village!

[Samucane magic roll: 3+1]
[Welt movement roll: 2]

Samucane has to stop occasionally to let Welt catch up, but they make it to the village without any notable problems!

[Village destruction roll: 2]

The village appears to be on fire. People are running around screaming as canes pursue them through the streets!

[Caerwyn]

Sam and Welt will capture some cute girls! Bind 'em with canes and drag them along.

[Harry Baldman]

Inside a small village of some kind...

Samucane and its good buddy Welt look for cute girls to capture!

[Search roll: 5]

What luck! Several run right at the group, seeking to escape the chaos of the village!

[Samucane magic roll: 1+1]

Samucane concentrates on the women for a while as they run past it and Welt!

[Women escape roll: 1]

They are, however, cut off from any escape by an advancing squadron of berserk canes!

[Samucane magic roll: 6+1]

Nothing gets between Samucane and its women! Samucane summons a mile-high wall of canes that glows with magical power around the women to keep them nice and captured!

[Women intelligence roll: ?]

They seem to have realized that standing still presents them with the best odds of survival! Smart girls, Samucane thinks.

[Yoink]

Timothy was taken aback. "What?! But... It real importants! It for Mista Bob! Please, you's gotta!"
He frowned nervously... Surely these good people understood the gravity of the situation? He needed that scary-crow!

"Maybe I's helps you out wif things, if you gives me the scary-crow? It be a fair trade and stuff!"

>Plead with these people!

[Caerwyn]

Now! Let Welt enter the wall, add a roof so no-one can see, and let him lay waste with whatever perverse and/or hungry desires he has!

This RTD is rated CT for Caerwyn Teens. All scenes are carefully moderated and censored. Thank you for your participation in a Hairy Baldman production.

[Harry Baldman]

In the company of unjustifiably irritated men...

Timothy pleads with the horrible mean people!

[Pleading roll: 3]

"Uh, please give me scary-crow? It be real importants. Mista Bob need it."

[Men reaction roll: 1]

"Get out of here or we start shooting you! And we've got magical arrows, so you watch yourself!"


Outside a village of some kind...

Samucane tries to make an opening in the wall for Welt to go in!

[Magic roll: 2+1]

It's a tiny opening, sure, but probably enough for Welt!

~Now, Welt, I want you to go in there and unleash your desires on the women!~

~Oh, okay.~

He goes up to the wall, looks inside! He seems to stare at them for a bit!

Welt scoots on back to Samucane.

~It's no fun if they don't run! Set them free, and then I'll work my magic!~

[TopHat]

Try again, on a different house.

[Harry Baldman]

In Dielnin...

James spins around like a crazy weather vane as he tries to randomly choose another house!

[Random house choice roll: 5]

He picks another one and fires at it!

[House fire roll: 2]

Well, it doesn't explode! That's good! But will anyone come out?

[People escape roll: 3]

A single man escapes from the house, trying to shield his ears from the screams of his wife and children!

[Man morality roll: 4]

He stops for a second, then runs right back in!

[Man rescue roll: 3]

He carries out a single young boy! Both of them seem to be crying!

"Don't worry, son, your mommy and sis are in a better place now... don't cry..."

[miauw62]

Mike will burn the last bandit putting up a fight.

[TopHat]

Walk up to the man, grab his child, threaten to kill it if he doesn't tell me what happened to the cartographer, and more importantly where the cartographer is.