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[TopHat]

Randomly pick a house and fire-bolt it. Nab someone coming out and commence interrogation!

[Caerwyn]

Samucane and slime will now head off! Well, the slime can eat some canes and/or bear if it wants, but wouldn't it prefer nubile young virgins? We can find some!

[Firelordsky]

Continue exploring the spiral of spiralness.

[Harry Baldman]

Outside the ruins of the Dielnin Inn...

James randomly chooses a nearby house!

[Random choice roll: 5]

He shoots at one of the houses with the fire crossbow!

[Fire roll: 1]

The house explodes for some reason. People do come out, but they are in too many pieces to be useful to James!

Well, just goes to show you that a good household should not have volatile chemicals lying around it! Somebody might shoot a magical ball of fire through your window, you know.


Meanwhile, inside a cave bear's bear cave...

Samucane considers the bear silly and decides to move past it!

[Samucane magic roll: 5+1-1]
[Welt escape roll: 5]

They both move past the bear with the greatest of ease, leaving it behind to stew in its own hatred and misery!

~So, Welt, what would you like for lunch? Nubile young virgins, I bet!~

~What? No! What would I want with nubile young virgins? I'd like a barrel of sauerkraut, yeah, that's what I'd like!~

[Bear pursuit roll: 4]

The bear follows behind them at a respectable distance!


Inside a room of pure fractaliciousness...

Vincent decides to test out his new legs and head to the staircase! He goes upwards some more!

[Exploration roll: 1]

After going up for the better part of an hour, he finds himself back at the entrance to the spiral!

[Firelordsky]

Try to head back up the spiral by going down.

[Harry Baldman]

Inside an alien spiral...

Vincent tries to defeat the nefarious alien spiral by going down instead of up! Hah! That'll show it!

[Exploration roll: 1]

After going down for the better part of an hour, Vincent finds himself back at the entrance of the spiral!

Well, isn't that just something.

[Firelordsky]

Stay still and see if I'll move somewhere.

[Harry Baldman]

Inside an alien spiral...

Vincent stands perfectly still!

[Travel roll: 4]

He suddenly finds that he is standing in the fractalicious room! His twin gives him a fractalicious thumbs-up!

[Yoink]

"Uh... Okies, then! You gotsta keep an eye on Hansel for me, though, rights? An' the metal lady, make sure she not goes anywheres?"
Timothy looked earnestly at Bob, his mind racing. Such responsibility! Unknown dangers! Adventure! Excitement! Scarecrows!
Yes, he would do this thing for his dear friend. If nothing else, it would help pass the time until he could complete his first task... and who knows, maybe he'd find that magic box!

"Oh, uhm, one thingy... Where is dis place, 'zactly?"

>Ask directions to Yellowglen and then accept this task and set off, leaving Bob with a request that he look after both Hansel and the metal lady! On the way, keep an eye out for any sign of my old companions... Or anyone else who might need help!

>Practice my singing as I go!

[Harry Baldman]

In Bob's orchard...

Timothy agrees to Bob's proposal and considers the ramifications of someone trusting him enough to run an errand! They're definitely quite earthshaking, at least for Timothy!

"Uh... Okies, then! You gotsta keep an eye on Hansel for me, though, rights? An' the metal lady, make sure she not goes anywheres?"

"Oh, sure. Definitely. Both of them are still going to be here when you get back. Probably."

"Oh, uhm, one thingy... Where is dis place, 'zactly?"

"You go south along the road until you reach an encampment full of tents on the left side of the road. That's Yellowglen. Shouldn't be difficult to find."

Having had his questions answered, Timothy sets off into the air!

[Travel roll: 5]

He flies at a considerable speed, practicing his singing on the way!

[Practice roll: 5]

He delivers a fantastic, opera-worthy performance as he sails on through the great blue sky! He passes over some wanderers (not his companions, though) who applaud cheerfully! Ah, it feels so great to be loved!

In but an hour or so, Timothy has reached Yellowglen!

[Yellowglen people roll: 2]

Nobody seems to be around here. The tents are all empty, looks like.

[Firelordsky]

Give a thumbs-up and try to gesture for a way to get out of this alien world.

[Yoink]

Timothy drew a deep breath! Well, pretended to, at least. Just 'cause he doesn't need to breathe doesn't mean he can't!

"Hellooooooooooo~?!?"

>Call out a greeting in my lovely, melodic sing-song voice, and see if I can't raise someone!

[Harry Baldman]

Inside a fractalicious room...

Vincent gives his double a thumbs-up as well! He then proceeds to ask for advice!

[Vincent nonverbal communication roll: 2]

He gestures to Vincent confusedly, and Vincent gestures back!

[Vincent nonverbal communication roll: 3]

Vincent seems to be telling Vincent that Vincent can't understand what Vincent means!


In Yellowglen...

Timothy tries to harmonically and loudly ask for someone to help him!

[Melodic call roll: 6]

He produces an enchanting hello that stretches out through the forest, drawing the attention of anything in a two mile radius!

[Attracted attention roll: 5]

A man pokes his head out of a bush nearby! Several other men nearby also appear from the undergrowth!

"What do you want?"

[Caerwyn]

"Nubile young virgins it is! Righty-ho, you won't mind the peasant kind, will you? Onwards, to the nearest village!

[Yoink]

"Oh, hello!" Timothy gave them a cheery wave and a winning smile as he drifted closer, then cleared his throat.
"One magickal scary-crow, please!"

>Pleasantly request magical scarecrow! Smile big~!