On an alien world...Vincent casually walks up to his nonsensical dimensional counterpart and tries to steal the legs right off his body!
[Stealing roll: 5]
Hah! Moron never suspected a thing. You take one of his legs, leaving the now one-legged simulacrum balancing on only one leg, still totally engrossed in being an idiot, or at least that's what it looks like to you.
In a tunnel that leads outside the Kingdom of Slime...Samucane wishes to reward its stalwart minion, and it knows that canes make the very best gifts! Especially focus-canes!
[Magic roll: 5+1]
It summons a mighty cane of fire, then proceeds to attempt to grant it sentience!
[Focus creation roll: 1-
2+
1Samucane endows the thing with magical focusing ability! And sentience! And vast amounts of evil! It isn't sure why it gave it those last two, but there was probably a reason.
[Evil Twin magic roll: 4+1]
It quickly flies out of the cave, presumably to besmirch Samucane's good name in the world!
Considering that Samucane doesn't have a good name to besmirch, it metaphorically breathes a sigh of relief.
[Caneslime vs. Termites: 4 vs. 4-1]
The last few termites put up a good fight! It takes a while until the caneslime is finally termite-free!
In the courtyard of Castle Whatchamacallit...Timothy looks at his dear bird companion in horror! Why, for the love of the gods, why?
"Hansel! Noooooo! Mister Bob! Look, look, Hansel's hurt. We gotsta fix him! What we do?! Where's da fixy-person here? We gotsa get him there 'fore he goes mushy!"[Bob intelligence roll: ?]
"Uh... the lord of the land has a personal doctor. We could try going to him..."[Bob helpfulness roll: 4]
Bob goes up to Hansel and picks him up!
[Bob strength roll: 2]
That is, he would pick him up if the bird had spent more time migrating and less time snacking on unwary travelers! He needs help here! Timothy looks for help!
[Search roll: 3]
There is indeed a single person in sight! Timothy approaches her!
[Timothy speech roll: 5]
"Help, help! Friend in need! Only you can save! Hurry now!"[Person helpfulness roll: 1]
The person runs away! Well, that's really an awful thing to do! Time for Timothy to do what he does best and telekinesisisisate!
[Telekinesis roll: 4]
He picks Hansel up telekineticicamacally and pulls him behind himself as he follows Bob to the court doctor's quarters! After passing several confused-looking servants they finally reach the place! Both men and the bird approach the court doctor!
"We need you to help this bird!"[Court doctor helpfulness roll: 6]
"Ooh, cool bird! Looks pretty banged up, though. I guess I'll take a look!"[Court doctor medicine roll: 5+1-
1]
"Man, this bird's broken all over! Still breathing, though, so that's good! Let's fix it!"The doctor sets Hansel's bones in their proper places and binds up Hansel's limbs to prevent any further breaking! He puts Hansel on one of the beds, then turns back to Bob!
"Ah, it'll be alright. Give it a month or two of rest, though."
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