Outside the Kingdom of Slime...Samucane asks its slime escorts if there's anything...
dangerous on the way to the surface!
~Nothing as dangerous as the surface itself, we assure you.~Well, that's informative.
Outside a Brothel-Temple...James, realizing he is still mapless, goes back in to satisfy his compulsive need to know where he's going! He heads up to the woman that sold him the maps!
"Hello! Back already?""I need my maps, woman!""You already had a session, didn't you? Do you want another one?"[James intelligence roll: ?]
"I want maps!"[Woman intelligence roll: ?]
"What do you mean? You already got some maps! Were you dissatisfied with the service?"In the courtyard of some castle or another...Timothy tries to calm down the vicious crowd with some wise words!
"Calm down! Calm downs! Being scared is makes the bad magic worse, so no do that!"[Crowd reaction roll: 2]
"What did he say?""Something about things getting worse!""Oh no!"They keep on showering Timothy with decidedly non-magical boxes! Timothy has a great idea!
"Quickly, puts alla thems magicky things in the Containment Zone! They be safe there, I can disposes of 'em. I a expert Disposin'-of-Bad-Magicky-Things-Person, you know!"He points at the guardhouse!
[Crowd reaction roll: 4]
"At once, milord!"The crowd runs over to a nearby guardhouse and drop all of their boxes inside, then run off to a safe distance! Meanwhile, Timothy checks the lifesigns of Hansel and Bob!
[Hansel endurance roll: 1]
Ouch, poor Hansel! He seems to be broken! Completely broken! He lies motionless on the ground!
[Bob endurance roll: 4]
Bob, however, seems to have rolled away from most of the stomping feet of the ground, and has only suffered very minor bruising as a result!
On a farm in the woods...Monty tries to perform amateur chicken grafting, a favorite activity of completely insane farmers everywhere!
[Chicken merging roll: 5-
2]
He pushes one chicken into another! Well, they seem to have merged a little bit, but then they just separate again and go about their business!
Meanwhile, the whip man has closed the requisite distance between himself and Monty!
[Whip Man vs. Monty: 3+1 vs. 5]
He chucks a jar of water at him, but Monty just catches it with his twin spines and rolls it safely down on the dirt floor!
On an alien world...Vincent ascends the spiral staircase!
[? roll: ?]
Eventually, Vincent gets up to a room that seems to be full of fractal-themed furniture of nonsensical design. There's fractal... uh... chairs? Fractal tables? Fractal lamps? In the middle of the room Vincent sees a fractal glass case with a fractal knife inside of it!
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Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again (Read 565099 times)