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[Caerwyn]

SUMMON MORE CANES! CRUSH THIS WORLD UNDER THE MIGHT OF CAAAAAAANES!

[Firelordsky]

Look around and try to see any way to get back to the old world.

[Gamerlord]

Hee hee hee! Chase after him and trample him!

[Harry Baldman]

On the streets of Dielnin...

James rolls out of the cartographer's house and goes out looking for passersby!

[Passerby roll: 5]

A rather calm-looking gentleman walks by him! James rolls up and asks for a map!

"Hello! Might I borrow a map from you?"

[Reaction roll: 3-2]

He looks at you, screams and tries to run! He's yelling something about the demons having arrived.

[Town alarm roll: 4]

Nobody seems to be keen on investigating the disturbance, though. Probably a healthy stance on the situation, all things considered.

Meanwhile, not very far away, Monty tries to chase after the cart that carried away his enemy!

[Pursuit roll: 5]

He manages to stay quite close to it, remaining unnoticed as the cart pulls into a farm quite a ways from the town! He waits and watches for the whip man to exit the cart!

[Intelligence roll: ?]

Four farmers unload the cart, but the whip man is nowhere in sight! How strange!


On an alien world...

Using his great vantage point from atop the tower, Vincent looks around for some kind of exit from this world!

[Perception roll: 1]

Wait, is that? It might be! Better take a closer look! Vincent takes a step forward!

He tumbles off the extremely high tower!

[Falling roll: 1]

He goes through a space anomaly that accelerates his fall beyond reasonable levels!

[Fall damage roll: 2+1-1]

He falls on his feet, shattering his legs! Well, that wasn't very pleasant!


Inside the throne room of the Slime King...

Samucane cackles telepathically and carries on summoning canes!

[Magic roll: 4+1]

The number of canes in the room doubles! They attempt to destroy EVERYTHING!

[Canes vs. Slimes: 6+4 vs. 4+2]

Many slimes perish as they are thinned by repeated cane strikes! Only a few are left now!

[Slime morale roll: 1]

The slimes try to get away!

[Slime escape roll: 4]

Most of them manage to escape the building! The king, however, remains behind!

~BY THE SEVEN OOZING CRATERS OF THE DARK ABYSS, I CALL UPON THE POWER OF THE SLIME GOD!~

[Request roll: 6]

Yep, something definitely seems to start happening!

[Transformation roll: 4]

The king grows to an astonishing size! He barely fits into the room anymore!

[Building structural integrity roll: 3-1]

The building becomes critically weakened! The slightest bit of damage could send it all crashing down on Samucane and the king!

The king roars telepathically!

[Samucane will roll: 4]

Well, that's unpleasant!

[Gamerlord]

Wander through the farm looking out for animals bigger than me...

[Harry Baldman]

Near a farm in the woods...

Monty goes out searching for large animals around him!

[Search roll: 4]

Well, there's cows, more horses and turkeys. You'd have to go out in the forest to find anything bigger than that!

[Perception roll: 5]

He sees something leaving the stable and walking off into the woods!

[Yoink]

"Yay! Hansel all good!"
Timothy clapped his incorporeal hands happily, then turned back towards the castle. "Come on, Hansel, we got work..."

>With our new friend giving us directions, go find the metal lady!

>Wave happily at the people we pass on the way, too. Make sure they know we're not here to hurt them.

[Gamerlord]

Follow it!

[Firelordsky]

Try to repair my legs.

[killerhellhound]

I'll join tomorrow but I've been following the insanity from day one. This is like a really creepy and ausome dream that has come true keep up the good work

[Harry Baldman]

Inside Castle You-Know-The-One...

Timothy asks the man to guide them to the metal lady!

The man fearfully accepts and leads on!

[Passerby roll: 6]

Lots of people seem to have come out on the street! Some of them are crying right now while others have fainted! Timothy waves to them!

"No worry, people! All be good!"

[People reaction roll: 2]

The people look at the ghastly thing in front of them in horror! None dare to attempt to rescue the hostage, though!

Eventually, Timothy is led inside the castle and shown the metal lady!

It's a fountain with a statue of a beautiful woman adorning it! It looks pretty great, Timothy has to admit.

[Intelligence roll: ?]

It's definitely the thing he's been looking for. It could be none other!


In the woods...

Monty follows the figure he saw leaving the stables!

[Following roll: 5]

You stalk the figure warily for a while until you are able to ascertain its identity - the whip man! He's walking pretty stiffly, it looks like!


On the ground on an alien world...

Vincent attempts to fix his legs!

[Medicine roll: 3]

He really has no good way to fix them apart from using his halberds and third arm to support himself!

[Yoink]

"Hmmm..." Timmy stared intently at the metal figure before him, trying hard to remember just how he was supposed to summon this neck-romance business. "Let's see heres..."
He decided to give it his best shot, with his new friends helping him! They'd work it out in the end!

>Timmy will summon the necromancer, with a little help from his friends!

[Gamerlord]

Aha! Kill and then integrate his bones into the skeletal structure of the horse so I can control both.

[Harry Baldman]

Near the famous fountain of Castle Uh...

Timothy tries to figure out the exact method of summoning a necromancer!

[Intelligence roll: ?]

Well, there was a box with a button. Push the button and the necromancer appears, if he remembers correctly. Yes, that's it! Too bad he doesn't have it! He asks the man what he would do in this situation!

[Man answer roll: 4]

"Uh... I don't know, maybe send a signal of some kind? don'tkillmedon'tkillmedon'tkillme..."

Duly noted. What about Hansel? Does he have anything to add?

[Hansel answer roll: 4]

Hansel whistles in a shrill, high-pitched tone, but doesn't really do anything else! Maybe it's hinting at something?


In the woods...

Monty tries to kill his arch-enemy once and for all!

[Monty vs. Whip Man: 3+1 vs. 2+1-1]

He kicks the man in the lower back!

[Man endurance roll: 4+1]

The man turns around and pulls out the whip! Oh my, he seems to be entirely splinted up!

[Whip Man vs. Monty: 3+2 vs. 4+1]

He narrowly avoids a whip slash! Time to kick that guy into oblivion!

[Monty vs. Whip Man: 2+1 vs. 2+1]

However, the man is prepared! He dodges Monty's kick and tries to whip him right back!

[Whip Man vs. Monty: 5+2 vs. 4+1]

He brings the whip around in a wide arc, slashing across Monty's flank! It's good that Monty can't feel pain or bleed, because that could have gone quite badly! Bolstered by his durability, Monty charges at the man!

[Monty vs. Whip Man: 2+1 vs. 5+1]

Monty seems to be sadly inept at horsing around, however, since the man easily dodges him and spins around, his whip making deep gashes in several trees!

[Counter attack: Whip Man vs. Monty: 3+2 vs. 2+1]

Monty gets another gash, this time around the top of his left foreleg!

[Whip Man vs. Monty: 4+2 vs. 6+1]

Before the man can strike him again, though, Monty leaps at him!

[Monty vs. Whip Man: 3+1 vs. 5+1]

The whip man seems surprisingly agile! Monty is getting nowhere fast!

[Whip Man vs. Monty: 6+2 vs. 1+1]

The whip man rapidly moves to Monty's side and brings the whip down! It slices through undead horseflesh and bone alike, severing the front half of the horse from the back as well as severing five inches of Monty's spinal cord!

[Monty will roll: 2]

Good gods, why can't Monty succeed at something for once? He and his horse host fall forward, the horse's head burying itself in the undergrowth! Monty himself feels strangely lightheaded!

[Caerwyn]

Sam will summon the Cane Guardian! The time HAS COME!