Outside the Magical Weaponry and Armor Department...
James goes up to the Magical Zoology Department to reclaim his axe!
Well, it seems to be stuck in the second floor wall. James decides to roll inside and get to the second floor!
[Encounter roll: 6]
Absolutely nothing interrupts him on the way there! In fact, it's almost strangely quiet in here!
[Intelligence roll: ?+1]
Obviously, something is conspiring to kill him even as he gets to the other side of the wall the axe is embedded in! Let's see, what would be the best way to reclaim it?
[Intelligence roll: ?+1]
Uh... maybe... well... damn. James has no idea how to get to the damn thing!
Inside the Crab Temple...
Samucane attempts to barter for the steel man with its golem!
~Now, this here is a top-notch decorative human - not very useful, but one of a kind! You truly will not find another anywhere in the world! Would that be a worthy trade? I need something that can protect me, and you need beauty and decoration, correct?~
[Crab reaction roll: 3]
~WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I SUPPOSE WE COULD TRADE FOR THAT, BUT YOU'D HAVE TO SWEETEN THE DEAL A BIT. THROW IN THOSE TWO FLYING CANES YOU HAVE, AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE STEEL MAN. THING'S NOT JUST A PIECE OF JUNK, YOU KNOW.~
On the streets of Dielnin...
Monty tries to use the dead horse as an equine shield!
[Equine shield roll: 3]
Well, he sort of hides behind it, mostly because he can't actually lift the heavy carcass! The whip man briefly scratches his head, but then attacks once more!
[Whip Man vs. Monty: 2+1 vs. 3+1]
He chucks an axe at Monty, but it sticks into the horse's corpse and doesn't actually reach his target! Aha! Time for murder!
[Monty vs. Whip Man: 4 vs. 4+1]
Monty leaps out from behind the corpse and tries to punch the man, but his adversary is a bit too fast, retreating a few steps, then attacking once more!
[Whip Man vs. Monty: 5+1 vs. 5]
He hurls a jar of water at Monty! Monty ducks out of the way, but a bit of water splashes him nonetheless! Holy crap, that is painful! Burns like hellfire!
Outside a black castle of some sort...
Timothy and his good buddy Hansel fly up to the castle! It appears to have a drawbridge and moat! Not really an obstacle to Timothy or Hansel, but interesting nonetheless!
[People roll: 4]
Timothy hears the hustle and bustle of castle staff going about their business in the courtyard! Well, better get their attention somehow!
[Yelling roll: 3]
"Halloooooo! We come for metal lady! Give us metal lady please thankyou!"
A guard on the wall looks at him briefly, sighs, and keeps patrolling! How rude! Telekinetic knock time!
[Telekinesis roll: 3]
He manages to feebly pull on the drawbridge a little bit! Nobody seems to care.
Well, final plan - megabird-door-peck-go!
[Door peck roll: 1]
Hansel flies up and goes over the wall and into the courtyard, thinking this is a far more effective way to announce his presence!
[People reaction roll: 1]
People begin screaming and running through the courtyard! A few guards attempt to hit Hansel with their arrows!
[Guard 1 vs. Hansel: 6+1 vs. 6+2]
[Guard 2 vs. Hansel: 1+1 vs. 4+2]
[Guard 3 vs. Hansel: 1+1 vs. 6+2]
All three of the offending guards miss! Hansel flies up into the air and swoops down on them!
[Counterattack: Hansel vs. Guard 2: 6+2 vs. 3+1]
[Counterattack: Hansel vs. Guard 3: 5+2 vs. 3+1]
He grabs two of his attackers with his talons and carries them off the wall! One lands in the moat while the other hits the ground!
[Guard 2 endurance roll: 3]
[Guard 3 endurance roll: 1+1]
The guard that hit the ground twitches and attempts to get up while the one that landed in the moat begins to drown!