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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 565297 times)

Caerwyn

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1155 on: November 24, 2012, 02:52:59 pm »

Samucane will attempt the scouting-canes thingy again! Except have them just fly around and look!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1156 on: November 24, 2012, 03:02:30 pm »

Outside some ancient ruins...

Samucane attempts to do the scoutey-caney thing again!

[Magic roll: 1+1]

It just wasn't meant to be, it seems. The very idea of the scouting cane appears to be fundamentally unacceptable to his caney nature!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1157 on: November 24, 2012, 03:05:46 pm »

Ah, well.
Retake my sword, then look for another life Mage. This time, hide in the shadows and shoot with the bow.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1158 on: November 24, 2012, 03:29:21 pm »

Behind the Metamorphosis Department...

James tries to retrieve his sword from the wall!

[Strength roll: 5+1]

He removes it easily! Along with a great chunk of the wall!

[Building structural integrity roll: 6]

A magical field springs up around the wall! Oh well. James looks for some more victims!

[Victim roll: 6]

He sees five mages dressed in lifemage robes strolling along nearby! He attempts to shoot from cover!

[Stealth roll: 2]

He just stands in the alley and shoots!

[James vs. Lifemage 1: 6+1 vs. 4-1]

He shoots the lifemage in the chest, piercing the lung!

[Lifemage 1 endurance roll: 3]

The lifemage falls down bleeding and coughing!

[Lifemage mobilization roll: 6]

All four lifemages begin looking for James!

[Lifemage 2 perception roll: 1]
[Lifemage 3 perception roll: 4]
[Lifemage 4 perception roll: 4]
[Lifemage 5 perception roll: 2]

One lifemage runs off in the wrong direction, one looks perplexed, the other two see James with perfect clarity! They begin magicking!

[Lifemage 3 magic roll: 1]
[Lifemage 4 magic roll: 3]

One of the attackers falls down and begins to slowly suffocate while another makes James feel rather uncomfortable!

[Lifemage 1 magic roll: 3]

The wounded lifemage manages to lessen his bleeding a little bit!
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« Reply #1159 on: November 24, 2012, 03:54:34 pm »

Samuel will concentrate on WHY he cannot make these canes. It must be done...The key is somewhere! Delve into your mind, Sam! Search!
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« Reply #1160 on: November 24, 2012, 03:59:55 pm »

Open fire! Let's see what these magic weapons can do!
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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« Reply #1161 on: November 24, 2012, 04:03:52 pm »

Below ground in some forgotten ruin...

Samucane tries to figure out WHY. WHY can't it make the canes? WHY are the shadow things such assholes? WHY does everything want to kill it?

[Intelligence roll: ?]

After a brief moment of reflection, Samucane has come to a stunning revelation! Oh yes, now it knows the proper way of optimally focusing its power! Scouting canes, go!

[Magic roll: 4+1-2]

It summons a single scouting cane once more! Well... not good, but better than nothing!


Behind the Metamorphosis Department...

James, after giggling briefly at the stupid mages, opens fire!

[James vs. Lifemage 4: 6+1 vs. 6]

He manages to graze the fellow quite nicely! Nothing more serious than that, though!

[Lifemage 4 magic roll: 3]

The lifemage gives James a tiny bit of indigestion!

[Lifemage 3 magic roll: 2]

The lifemage that nearly killed himself already doesn't do anything in particular to mitigate the situation!

[Lifemage 5 perception roll: 3]

The fifth lifemage thinks he can see James, and comes a bit closer to find out for sure!

[Lifemage 1 magic roll: 1]

The poor pierced mage that James hit earlier manages to snuff his poor life out in one miscalculated gesture!
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« Reply #1162 on: November 24, 2012, 04:09:25 pm »

Open fire! Let's see what these magic weapons can do!
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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« Reply #1163 on: November 24, 2012, 04:11:22 pm »

The scouting cane(s) will scout, and the golem will follow sam. Time to explore!
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« Reply #1164 on: November 24, 2012, 04:22:26 pm »

Open fire! Let's see what these magic weapons can do!
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((Sorry about that. Was about to write up the turn for it, then forgot.))
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« Reply #1165 on: November 24, 2012, 04:26:21 pm »

Repeat.
As soon as at least two are dead, terrify them into submission .
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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« Reply #1166 on: November 24, 2012, 04:43:15 pm »

Down under...

Samucane sends both of its scouting canes a-scouting! That's what they're for, after all.

[Cane 1 scouting roll: ?]
[Cane 2 scouting roll: ?]

Both of them go off in different directions while Samucane takes yet another path! The stalwart golem follows its master at a relatively slow pace!

[Magic roll: 1+1]

That is, it would if Samucane could move at the moment! It is forced to wait impotently for a short bit until trying again!

[Magic roll: 6+1-2]

Now that's better! Samucane floats up easily and goes exploring!

[Exploration roll: 4]

It manages to find a peculiar-looking temple made of black stone! Something is glowing inside of it! Samucane is about to go in when its cane scouts return! One claims that there is an area of interesting-looking pillars to the west, while the other claims to have found native creatures to the east! It even brought some to Samucane!

The native creatures appear to be giant stone crabs. Hm.

[Crab hostility roll: 3]

They eye Samucane's golem with what looks like great suspicion!


Behind the Metamorphosis Department...

James just keeps on firing! Heck, these guys are mostly just hurting themselves, anyway!

[James vs. Lifemage 4: 3+1 vs. 4]

The bastard avoids his shot! Why can't he just die?

[Lifemage 4 magic roll: 5]

James is caught completely off-guard by a sudden display of competence! The lifemage violates his undead spirit, subjecting it to punishment no spirit should suffer!

[James will roll: 1+1]

Oh dear. That's painful. And deadly.

[James will roll: 3]

Ha! Not deadly enough, though! James, while weakened, can still fight!

[Lifemage 5 magic roll: 2]

The other possibly dangerous lifemage takes a minute to adjust his glasses in order to avoid any sight-related mishaps!

[Lifemage 3 endurance roll: 1]

The third living lifemage dies a horrible suffocating death. Well, that's half of them down! James tries to shock them into submission!

[Intimidation roll: 6]

James manages to look completely alien and completely deadly at the same time! Those two appearances combined make the two remaining lifemages flee as fast as they can! Well, that settles it - lifemages are pushovers.

James glances at the magical barrier and notices his reflection!

[James will roll: 3]

An icy chill runs over his now-shattered shell! Heh, scared himself for a second there.
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« Reply #1167 on: November 24, 2012, 05:29:09 pm »

Samuel will try and communicate through cane-writing. "I know not if you are denizens of the underworld, or innocents led astray, but pray tell, my good...Er, crabs; - What is your goal, if you have one, here?"
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« Reply #1168 on: November 24, 2012, 05:33:40 pm »

Loot the corpses! better plan! Shoot one (preferably both) in the back and then LOOT THE CORPSES
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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« Reply #1169 on: November 24, 2012, 06:04:13 pm »

Down underneath the tomb of Bernie...

Samucane attempts to write a message to the crabs!

[Magic roll: 4+1]
[Writing eloquence roll: 4]

I KNOW NOT IF YOU ARE DENIZENS OF THE UNDERWORLD OR INNOCENTS LED ASTRAY, BUT PRAY TELL, MY GOOD CRABS, WHAT IS YOUR GOAL, THAT IS TO SAY, IF YOU HAVE ONE?

[Crab reaction roll: 4]

Samucane suddenly feels a bit strange! An odd voice speaks in his head!

~What say you we cease screwing about with your incomprehensible heathen scrawlings and converse like the Dwellers do? We have no patience for your primitive garbage. Why are you here and when will you leave?~

~It is important that you leave soon. We cannot stress it enough.~


Behind the Metamorphosis Department...

James attempts to shoot the escaping mages!

[Lifemage 4 escape roll: 1]
[Lifemage 5 escape roll: 5]

The lifemage with glasses makes up for his lack of combat efficiency by running like the wind! Well, guess you gotta be good at something! The other escapee gets tangled in his robe and falls! James uses the opportunity to shoot the bastard!

[James vs. Lifemage 4: 3+1 vs. 5-1]

The mage, however, immediately rolls away as soon as he makes the shot, causing him to miss!

[Lifemage 4 agility roll: 6]

He begins rolling quickly away, unwilling to waste any time trying to stand up!

[Lifemage 4 escape roll: 1]

He bumps into a wall! James takes another shot!

[James vs. Lifemage 4: 4+1 vs. 5-1]

The lifemage is grazed once more!

[Lifemage agility roll: 2]

The mage is caught off-guard, which confuses him sufficiently to allow James another shot!

[James vs. Lifemage 4: 3+1 vs. 5-1]

Damn, he's good. Hasn't allowed James to score a solid hit yet!

[Lifemage agility roll: 3]

He slowly gets up! James fires again!

[James vs. Lifemage: 1+1 vs. 2-1]

Yet another graze! The lifemage yelps slightly!

[Lifemage escape roll: 2]

He is confused and can't seem to decide which way to go!

[James vs. Lifemage 4: 5+1 vs. 2]

James makes the decision for him - dude's going nowhere. An arrow pierces his chest!

[Lifemage endurance roll: 5]

The lifemage is not deterred and attempts to escape again!

[Lifemage escape roll: 6]

Unwilling to go left or right, he jumps up and climbs in through a window that leads to the Energy Manipulation Department! Aw, rats! Oh well. Looting time!

[Loot roll: 5]

James gets 25 silver coins, three nicely decorated pipes and three different life magic spellbooks! Score!
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