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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 565322 times)

Caerwyn

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1125 on: November 23, 2012, 02:58:01 pm »

MORE. DO IT AGAIN.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1126 on: November 23, 2012, 03:15:54 pm »

Inside the Nabpie Tomb...

Samucane applies logic to its methods for the second time today!

[Intelligence roll: ?]

Concentrate... harder? Harder than before?

[Magic roll: 3+1-1]

Samucane makes a single scouting cane! It shall be known as the Prototype!

It is sent scouting!

[Scouting roll: 2]

It scouts around for a bit, then reports back with news that this place sucks! Who's a good scout? Not that thing, that's for sure!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1127 on: November 23, 2012, 03:21:43 pm »

Sam will explore around as well; - The golem will just follow closely behind.

A -1 for repeated efforts? Cheap!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1128 on: November 23, 2012, 03:40:33 pm »

Inside the Nabpie Tomb...

Samucane tries to explore some more!

[Magic roll: 1+1]

...

Samucane isn't having the best of days, is it?

Spoiler: GM Note (click to show/hide)
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1129 on: November 23, 2012, 11:00:02 pm »

Monty will look for a doctor or blacksmith! Surely there is zsomeone here who can help him become more mobile!

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« Reply #1130 on: November 24, 2012, 12:38:22 am »

((Posting from my phone, so I cannot do pretty colors. Alas.))

PLEASED AT SUCCESSFULLY CHEERING  UP THESE POOR, SAD FOLK, TIMOTHY SHALL CONTINUE ON HIS WAY! 

...WAIT, FIRST HE SHALL ACQUIRE SOME PAINT AND TELEKINETICALLY DECORATE THE LARGEST BUILDINGS IN TOWN WITH LOVELY SMILEY FACES!

OH, AND TURN OFF THAT BLOODY LIGHT!
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1131 on: November 24, 2012, 02:01:13 am »

Inside a home somewhere in Dielnin...

Timothy is feeling very good about himself at the moment! It's not every day that you cheer this many people up at once! He is about to continue on his way when he hears something smashing against his wall! Then something smashing against the door! Some angry-looking fellow runs up the stairs in but a few seconds, brandishing a jar of some kind!

[Escape roll: 1]

Timothy waves to the fellow! The man, however, throws the jar at him! How rude!

[Man vs. Timothy: 5+1 vs. 1]

Timothy, not in a particular rush to get anywhere, stands still as the man chucks the jar at him, eager to show off his intangibility!

This idea is soon proven to be foolish as the man uses a bladed whip to smash the jar mid-air, covering Timothy from head to toe in water. Huh. Must be magic water.

This impression is proven to be correct as Timothy is set ablaze by the water in about half a second! If only he could stop, drop and roll!

[Fire roll: 2]

He's getting really badly burnt! Moreover, he's becoming even uglier than he already is!

[Fire roll: 4]

After burning off most of his skin, however, the fire calms down! Timothy feels terrible! The man has made him quite unpresentable from every angle! It also hurts like hell!


Outside Dielnin...

Monty goes out looking for a blacksmith or doctor whose fine establishments he could patronize!

[Search roll: 2]

No blacksmith's shop or doctor's office that he can see. There are, however, at least three brothels!
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miauw62

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1132 on: November 24, 2012, 07:14:06 am »

Mike will send a telekinetic signal to Tim, telling him that he needs help and that Tim should find this jar! And form a line at the cork, as Ted said.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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« Reply #1133 on: November 24, 2012, 07:18:26 am »

"Oooooch!" Timothy howled with pain and indignant anger. "That not nice!"

>Try again to disappear.

>Screech at this unfriendly fellow until his eardrums burst.

>If that doesn't work, telekinesis him back down the stairs. Then flee! Out a window and towards the objective!
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1134 on: November 24, 2012, 07:40:35 am »

Inside a jar of souls...

Mike, having found out all he needs to know, tries to telekinetically influence Timothy, who, by his reckoning, should be somewhere! Yes, definitely somewhere!

[Telekinesis roll: 6-2]

He shakes stuff outside of the jug for quite a while until he finds something that's oddly intangible! Yep, probably Timothy! He seems to be on fire! Mike shakes him a bit!

That probably didn't tell him much.

Having done that, Mike forms the beginning of a line at the cork!

[Spirit reaction roll: 6]

"You silly bastard, you honestly think somebody's going to open the jug right now?"

"What a maroon!"

"Hey, what if somebody opens it? I don't want to be left behind, do you?"

The spirits immediately mass together behind Mike! A line is quickly formed!


Meanwhile, in front of a disagreeable fellow...

Timothy feels himself shake a bit! Ah, probably the burns. Disappearing time!

[Disappearance roll: 4-1]

He becomes slightly less visible, more of a faint mist in the air, but still somewhat visible!

[Screeching roll: 1]

He screeches his spectral lungs out! Literally! Oh dear! Better get those back in sometime soon!

The man throws another jar at him!

[Man vs. Timothy: 2+1 vs. 3+1]

He misses with the whip, and the jar just sails through Timothy's body, landing on the other side of the room! Timothy decides not to stand for this and perform some telekinesis!

[Timothy telekinesis roll: 5]

He hurls the man down the stairs, giving himself ample time to flee!

[Man endurance roll: 3+1]

It takes a short while for the man to get up, but he is still very much alive! Fortunately, that little while was all that Timothy needed to escape out of the window!

Timothy decides that he had best head to the objective right now. He's already been set on fire by unfriendly natives and he can't see things getting any better in this town!

[Speedy floating roll: 6]

He kicks his floating ability into high gear and screams through the air like some kind of three-legged banshee! In no more than half an hour, he has reached a bridge over a ravine that does an excellent job of conveying the idea that travelers crossing the bridge had best say their prayers.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1135 on: November 24, 2012, 09:35:49 am »

((This jar needs to be opened. If that happens, great amounts of !!fun!! will ensue. At least for the townspeople.))

Mike will make one of the townspeople open the jar instead!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1136 on: November 24, 2012, 10:03:04 am »

Inside a jug of souls...

Mike attempts to find some schmuck to open the jar!

[Telekinesis roll: 5-2]

He manages to propel the jug into the air! It feels really weird, to tell the truth!

[Person roll: 1]

It lands in what sounds like a pile of junk! There is a minor junkslide as massive amounts of trash slide over the jug!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1137 on: November 24, 2012, 10:56:59 am »

Mike will slide all this junk off the bottle!

((I have a slight feeling this chapter is going to be a really fucked up race.))
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 3: Stealing Better Minions!
« Reply #1138 on: November 24, 2012, 11:15:27 am »

Inside a jug o' souls...

Mike tries to slide the junk off his jug!

[Telekinesis roll: 4-2]

The junk ain't very keen on removin' itself, though! It remains steadfastly on the jug!
« Last Edit: November 24, 2012, 11:21:51 am by Harry Baldman »
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« Reply #1139 on: November 24, 2012, 11:33:24 am »

Mike will wait! Somebody must have expecting this jar and will probably be searching for it, right?
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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