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[Yag Alone]

Just a funny picture I wanted to share, showing the weird scale of values used by those damn treehuggers :

[mickel]

I didn't need a reason. Any of you guys needed a reason?

...

They all say they didn't need a reason.

[Armok]

Why do people keep discriminating the poor goblins?     :mad:
Do you think they are named G(od)o(f)B(lood)-lins for no reason?   :mad:

Those poor gentle innocent goblins had done no harm to you, and that they intended to do so does not change the fact!  :mad:
This is almost as bad as that brutal fungicide  :eek:  a while ago, brr.

[mickel]

True. Goblins are people too. Except short and green.

[Will]

*unzips Armok's dwarf costume to reveal an elf* Just as I suspected...

[Bringer of Ironic Deaths]

*Cough*
*Anvil falls on Will.*
-Will has been struck down.-
Nothing to see here folks...move along.

[Jonathan S. Fox]

It seems an ironic death has been brought about for Will.

[JT]

Nah, that's just unfortunate.  Ironic would be if he was crushed with a goblin bone crossbow.

[Alfador]

Ironic meaning he was crushed with something made of IRON. XD

[jester]

Killing goblins has always just been a bonus for me.  One elf skull totem warms the cockles of my heart more than 50 bins of goblin bone hats.  I figure the goblin/dwarf thing is more soccer hooligan style, get a bit liquered up get the lads togeather and go crack some heads, a good time is had by all.  
The elves on the other hand......
Unlike the humans they dont have anything I want, they dont have enough metal underpants to make me respect them and the pointy eared bastards make random demands and threats everytime I decied I want another 200 barrels of kitten.
Elves are nothing but vermin in ropereed loincloths and need to be treated as such.

[Will]

*tries to raise hand* I'm not dead yet

[Armok]

You honor the contract, BoID, bonus at the end of the millennia!  

[Frogman]

I always figured that a human is like a big dwarf, but an elf is like a big goblin. They both have the [NARROW] tags.

[Endiqua]

quote:Originally posted by Will:
<STRONG>*tries to raise hand* I'm not dead yet</STRONG>

You'll be stone dead in a moment.

[Will]

That was ominous, anyway I agree with Frogman I've always pictured an elf (at least in this game) as bigger, smarter goblins.